Caption Contest 8 Prize!

Coyote, the winner of Caption Contest 8, chose a “Vampire Pirate” as his winning illustration theme, and here the ol’ swashbuckler is:

Vampire Pirate

If you want to win your very own professional custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason), get on over to “Caption Contest 10: A Hell of a Challenge” now and submit your entry!

Men of the DC Universe contest

Johanna Draper over at “Comics Worth Reading” (a great blog on comics) has a contest running for a male version of this awesome Adam Hughes “Women of the DC Universe” poster, seen here (featuring, from left to right, Catwoman, Oracle, Zatanna, Black Canary, Power Girl, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Batwoman, Vixen, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn):

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Deliciously appropriate product tie-ins

In the history of bad super-hero costumes, I think the Joel Schumacher Batman and Robin Nipple designs have to take home the Oscar (pardon the pun). His fetishistic take on these iconic figures put a stake in the heart of the movie franchise, which made this product tie-in ad I found in one of the Great Random Comics Pile just about perfect:

Batman and Robin Fruit Snack

Batman’s glare seems to be saying “Yes, I’m being called a fruit right here on this box, and because I have been given nipple armor (not shown), I am powerless to react. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. And Robin, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times, get your left hand away from there!”

Random Panel: So does that mean we're cruising for women, drugs, or werewolves?

Do we or do we not score the dog?

Caption Contest 10: A Hell of a challenge

Come up withe the best, funniest dialog for this panel, and you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert!

Rigor-Mentos

For instance:

Top Balloon: Note to self:
Bottom Balloon: Next time you go to Hell (literally), remember to bring your own toilet paper.

The rules are: 1) No more than three entries per person; 2) Keep it appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom (i.e. no swearing); 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!

Caption Contest 9 Winner!

The winner of Caption Contest 9 is … BrokenSlot!

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Many thanks to everyone who entered, I think this was probably the most challenging one to come up with something creative for so far. I think it was the mention of “Scrabble” that did it for me, I love that game. Other honorable mentions include:

Panel 1: “Legs”, what is this supposed to mean?!
Panel 2: The dog wanted to let you know that Angelina Jolie is behind you, but there was only so much room on the paper.

First Balloon: “Sweet suffering sherbert slices of sick psychopaths!!! Is that what I think it is?!”
Second Balloon: Yes! what Duke is holding IS the secret ingredient to my world famous baked beans! LEGS! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

1: hey look spots found the wining lotto ticket !
2: Sqweeeeeeeee !!! we can buy faces now!

Keep an eye out for the next caption contest, and your chance to win your very own custom black and white illustration!

Random Panel: Why Montessori doesn't hire Green Berets as teachers

Daddy, Tsunami’s been teaching me secret ninja hand signals!

Monday Mashup 10: The Plague!

Each week I take one (and only one) panel from each of ten randomly selected comic books, attempting to make a coherent story out of them. Our adventure this week features a plague-carrier, Batgirl, and the Dynamic Duo flinging someone off a building, so let’s jump right in!


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Random Panel: No need to slap the monkey

That does it, when we get out of here the monkey dies

HeroMachine Desktop 2.5 Now Available!

We are pleased to announced that you can now download the full HeroMachine 2.5 application for use on your local computer, freeing you from needing an Internet connection (once it’s downloaded and installed the first time, of course). You can access the HeroMachine Desktop Edition 2.5 here. Be forewarned, the new version is literally twice the size of the old one, clocking in at almost 60MB.

This release is the culmination of a year of hard work, and we’re very proud to have it finished and in your hands. The Expansion features hundreds of new items and doubles the overall size of the application. We hope you enjoy using it as much as we’ve enjoyed putting it together for you.