Random Panel: Please let that be a fight going on off-panel …

I shudder to imagine what he thinks fun might be …

Mini colors

I’m continuing to work on the basic functionality and code for the series of HeroMachine Minis we’d like to do. One of the neat features — not Earth-shattering or anything, just a fun little addition — I’ve installed is a color guide:

Color palette

When you mouse over a color, the line of text at the upper right tells you what that color is named. It “sticks” as well, always showing you what the currently selected color is. This should be helpful for color-blind folks using the program, but I think it’ll still be a nice little addition for everyone who’s wondered “What the heck color is that, anyway?”

Most of the names are from Photoshop, so don’t blame me if they seem silly!

On the coding side, the applet is turning out to be much easier to program and much tighter. It will hopefully be much easier to “skin” and change, allowing for faster updates and additions down the line. That’s the hope, anyway. I’ve learned a lot about writing code in the past five years that I can implement in the new version to make it all work faster, better, and more easily. The next big challenge is the scaling control.

Mashup 11: The Great Escape

It’s time once again for me to take one (and only one) panel from each of ten randomly selected comic books and try to make a story out of them. This week’s bunch included “Rocky and Bullwinkle”, which is always a challenge, so we’ll see how it goes. I’m continuing the “serious” story attempts, and the panels selected include wild teenage parties, skeleton-wearing jungle hunters, slimy prisons, and using all our brains. So here goes!
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Random Panel: I sure hope 'sister' doesn't mean 'nun'. And that your sister is hot.

I’m your endless lover! A fact we should tell my sister about, don’t you think?

Random Panel: Dating buzz-crushes

Relax. Nothing you’ve got can hurt me.

Random Panel: Not really helping the rumor mill here, guys

Either we take this outside or we get me a catcher’s mitt!

Good onomontoPOWia — the ice cracketh

I tend to mockery on this blog, but I only kid because I love comics so much. Oh, and I’m a jerk. BUT I do think it’s important to recognize examples of good work from time to time, and it’s in that spirit that I offer up this page from “The Flash” #116:

kk-kk-koom!

A giant glacier sheet has begun moving on Central City, and has just breached the dam. I love the chosen onomontoPOWia; the “kk-kk” immediately brought to mind the sound of ice cracking and creaking. The colorist has complemented this nicely by using a cool whitish purple for the letters, reinforcing the idea that something cold is making the noise. The KOOM! brings home the sharply different effect of a concrete dam finally exploding, again strengthened by the color choice of red and yellow.

This is a great example of onomontoPOWia done well. Everything works together — the lettering, the actual art, the coloring, the panel layout — to give the reader that uniquely comics experience of dynamic action frozen in time (no pun intended) while still moving forward.

I want to expound on that for a moment. A friend of mine once told me that music is an art form that exists only in time. Movies are the same way. They are art only so long as they are moving forward; once they stop, the artistic experience stops except in the memory of the person who experienced it. Yes, you can see music written on a sheet, or study individual film cells, but it’s not living, breathing art at that stage.

Comics, on the other hand, exist independent of time. You can hold it in your hand, look at an entire page all at once, put it aside and pick it up later, and it’s still the same coherent art piece. You don’t have to experience it as it plays out, you can stop, go forward or back, skip around, and do whatever you like with it. Even while you’re consuming a panel your eye can jump to the next one, or you can leaf back to the previous page.

That uniquely comic effect — that ability to exist both in time and outside of it as an art form — shows clearly on this page. We’re very much in the moment of action with the dam exploding, the sound echoing about us, and we’re pulled into a close-up of two characters experiencing it along with us. But we’re not limited to that reaction shot, our attention can bounce back and forth between them and the frozen explosion, setting up a wonderful sensory experience.

Which is really amazing considering that all of it is just ink on paper.

(Image and character ©1996 DC Comics, “The Flash”, #116.)

Random Panel: Bad moments in criminal-henchman relations

How you became a master criminal with THAT thing I don’t know.

Screamers

From the pages of “The Butcher” No. 4 (©1990, Mike Baron and Shea Anton Pensa), we learn that all characters in comic books must scream all dialog at each other, whether that be while flying a plane …

Plane screamy

… while calmly discussing what the situation does or does not call for …

I don’t think the situation calls for screaming, either, bro.

… while asking a polite question after getting your jaw accidentally unhinged …

Is your mother a snake, or what?!

… while getting so frustrated watching two pilots shout everyday dialog at each other that your eyes explode into lightning bolts (I’m speaking from personal experience here) …

Dreads and vampire fangs, just like we did it in the old country.

… while either piloting or co-piloting with your eyes closed and sitting in a chair made of squared-off cement …

Seriously, doesn’t your mouth get dried out from leaving it open like that all the time?

… while getting groped by a stranger when you’re a grandmother and poking him back with a Finger of Outrage …

If she’s that old there’s no WAY he’s groping in the right place …

… while whispering for the love of Pete …

Inside voice you fool!

… or just while using incredibly exaggerated gestures to show some doofus what this mysterious thing called a “bow” is.

Maybe if the Invisible Woman and Green Arrow had a child he’d be the Invisible Arrow, but till then, you just look silly.

I’m pretty sure I know now why he’s The Butcher — that’s the only way he could come up with to shut everyone the hell up and get some sleep.

Random Panel: I'm pretty sure I'd be moving. Or shooting.

Nobody move!