Coyote, the winner of Caption Contest 8, chose a "Vampire Pirate" as his winning illustration theme, and here the ol' swashbuckler is:

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So is that little “J” on the bottom a new thing, or did I just miss it before?
It’s new, Rob Rogers admonished me for never signing anything I do, so I figured I’d better do something. I am not super happy with that sig (logos are definitely not my strong suit) but it’s the best I could come up with.
Jeff, I hope you’ll forgive the off-topic comment, but my desktop copy of HM 2.5 still tries to contact an online site. Is there a patch to fix that? A line of code to add or delete? Thanks!
Scrapping the original download and starting over is probably the easiest way to fix that.