Monthly Archives: September 2010

Foot questions

So with the benefit now of however long it’s been, and at the prompting of some of the comments in the last thread, I opened up the “FootRightStandard” set this morning just for a quick look-see. And I realized it’s a bit of a mess.

Back in the day when I was first putting these sets together, I had a pretty hard-core attitude about it. I felt like I was going to just present pieces that you the user would then assemble into whatever item you wanted. So rather than having ten boots with the same foot part and just different designs along the top (Superman’s boot top versus Batman’s versus Captain America’s floppy top, etc.), I thought I would just provide the foot part (which stayed the same) and then separate tops, so you could make your own.

But as time has gone on and we’ve gotten more sets and more feedback, I’m rethinking that position.

It seems to me now that the best way to do these sets is the way I did the most recent Legwear release, where you’ve got the complete item, then a breakdown into pieces of that item in whatever configuration. That way the people who want one click items can have it, while the more advanced users who want the pieces to mix and match can do that, too.

Given that, I wanted to solicit your feedback on whether I ought to redo the FootRight sets, or at least do a couple of sub-sets (like BootTops and Foot or something), with a more orderly breakdown of items.

RP: The old days, when "ATTRACTIVE Oriental" meant WHITE

(From “Captain Battle” number 2, 1941.)

HM3: Fantasy Headgear update

If you don’t see it, clear your browser’s cache, but I’ve just updated the Headgear-Fantasy set with the following ten items from the suggestions you made after the last update:

With this release we’re at a turning point in the HeroMachine 3 development process — I have the sense that we’re pretty much done with adding new items, with the exception of female bustiers. Barring any huge item set that I’ve overlooked, and which I count on you to remind me of in the comments, I think the next steps are as follows:

  1. Swap all the items that are currently right-only to have left components as well (hands, shoulders, feet, items, etc.);
  2. Convert all the male-only items (tops and legwear mostly) to fit the female figure as well;
  3. Recode to solve bugs and hopefully address some of the performance issues, add new features, etc.;
  4. Make another pass through the items to catch any that we missed;
  5. Upgrade status to beta and go for a wider release;
  6. Address any major issues revealed by the beta test and release.

The key takeaway is that this will be the end of “new” item releases for quite a while as I concentrate on converting over the stuff that already exists. I know that’s not super exciting for you (or for me, frankly), but it clearly needs doing.

So, let me know what you think of this proposed plan!

Hydra-tastic!

Apparently Hydra is going to play a significant villain role in the upcoming “Captain America” movie, but I hope they hire a new costume designer rather than going with this:

On the one hand, I’m glad they clearly feel confident, confident, dry and secure.

On the other hand, suspenders that look like overalls almost never make a good fashion statement. At least, they certainly don’t inspire fear, unless you’re on a canoe trip in the Appalachians with Ned Beatty*. And if actual overall suspenders look dorky, how much worse are fake ones that are just stitched into your blouse? Let’s call them faux-veralls, because this is my blog and you can’t stop me. And maybe they’re tunics and not blouses but let’s face it, no faux-verall-wearing lady-boy in a blouse is going to make me stop saying it.

Which is why this is not only a bad super-villain costume but a blight on the fashion world overall. Clearly, this is a mission for Captain America … hey wait, maybe they should use this design in the movie after all!

(Image and characters ©Marvel Comics, Inc.)

* “Dueling Banjos” totally came up in iTunes as I was typing this. Karma, baby!

RP: Funny, history class always seemed like time retarding to me, too.

(From “Slam-Bang Comics” number 1, 1940.)

HM3: Fantasy Headgear

I am super pumped to announce the release of the “Headgear-Fantasy” set of items for the HeroMachine 3 Alpha. I’ve included most of your suggestions over the past few months for various other things (full suits of armor when I was working on chest pieces, etc.), and also gone frame by frame to import (and update, for the most part) the items from the same set in HeroMachine 2.

Here’s a quick sample showing some of the all-new items, and then at the end a couple of conversions:

Hope you like them! I’ve got room for a few more at the end, although at 78 items it’s getting close to the ceiling. But let me know if there’s some key bit missing you were really hoping for and I’ll see what I can do.

Poll Position: Young Adults is REAL, Y'all!

We’ve talked about making fantasy worlds real before, but this week I wanted to focus on the popular “Young Adult” series that seem to be all the rage. I’m leaving this one open for you to add your own responses, but I’m counting on you to use your discretion — keep in mind this isn’t “My favorite all time cartoon series”, it’s material that started as young adult printed fiction.

With that, let’s take a look at the options so far!

{democracy:151}

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RP: Worst. Christmas. Ever.

(From “Heroic Comics” number 4, 1940-something.)

Character Contest 44: Nature


(Elemental contest winner “Fire Satyr” by Andre.)

I wanted to open it up a little to give you more creative freedom this time around, so your Character Design Challenge for this week is to come up with the coolest looking Nature-based character. Ideas that spring immediately to mind are druid or ranger types from fantasy games; weather-control steampunk scientists; lycanthropes or other animal-based human hybrids; elemental characters who control wind, fire, air, water, etc.; classic mythological nature spirits like dryads, fauns, satyrs, or wood nymphs; plant-control villains like Poison Ivy; and many many more that would never occur to me, I’m sure.

A character like Superman would not be a good entry because he’s not tied to nature in any way. You could say that since Wonder Woman can fly on air currents she is related, but that would be incredibly lame and you would lose. Zatanna can affect nature with her magic, but that’s more of a side-effect rather than the central organizing theme of the concept. Again, lame and a loser.

The Human Torch, on the other hand, would qualify, and certainly Storm from the X-Men or the Red Tornado from DC. You get the idea.

Here are the rules:

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest — we had an “Elemental” contest and an “Animalia” contest a while back, for instance, and I don’t want repeats of stuff you already did for those;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his “Bayou Belle” character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • If possible, please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see “preview” or “rotate” somewhere in the link you’re probably doing it wrong.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I’ll choose a winner, who will receive his or her choice of any item, or a portrait, to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 program.

The link location thing is really starting to be an issue as my internet connection continues to simultaneously both suck and blow, which ought to be impossible but isn’t. When I have to load up the DeviantArt shell page to see your image, for instance, it takes a really long time. A couple of weeks ago it took me literally three hours to download just the first half of the entrants. I finally had to lug my wife’s laptop to the town library and put them all on a flash drive. Painful. If I can just right-click on the link and save the image directly without having to load the jump page from the hosting site, at least I can queue them all up and walk away while it does its thing.

So yeah, I hate to be a hard-ass about this, but it’s getting to that point. On DeviantArt, for example, there’s a “Save This Image” button over on the right side of the screen, the URL that thing gives you is the one you ought to post. On PicasaWeb, you can right-click on the image and get “Copy Image Location” and again, that’s what you’d want to post.

OK, enough scolding and rules, let’s get creative! No limits on entries, so knock yourselves out, I’m really looking forward to this one.

Good luck and thanks in advance for sharing your imagination with the rest of us!

Caption Contest 84 Winner!

The winner of Caption Contest 84 is … Larkin!

Other entries I thought particularly amusing were:

  • Gargoyle323: “Starfruit gives me the weirdest gas!”
  • Gargoyle323: “No matter how hard I try,I just can’t make exclamation and question marks pop up. All I get are these lame stars.”
  • Gargoyle323: “Supergirl… Wonder Woman… Black Canary… No, I get stuck being Farting Star Girl!”
  • Dudemeister: I’ll tell you what that smell is – it’s what happens when 99 cent bean burritos meet a twenty dollar bill.

Apparently I was in a Gargoyley mood.

Congratulations to Larkin, who wins his or her choice of any item, or a portrait, to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 release.