Random Panel: When men were men and butter was a food group

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(From "Bulletman" number 15, 1946.)

Recipe: Dress that gal up

Hammerknight is back with another installment of dressing your female character for success, considering the new body types and options now available. Many thanks to him as always! If you have a request for a guide, please let him know in the comments.

Thanks HK!

HM3: Female Legwear Standard now available

The title says it all, the "LegwearStandard" Set is now available for the Female template in HM3. Enjoy!

(Originally posted as Tops, which was stupid. Oops.)

Random Panel: More rejected team slogans

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(From "Bulltman" number 15, 1946.)

META: Time suckage, DA:O version

I am hooked on Dragon Age: Origins for the PS3. All other life has been shoved to the corners, madly scrambling for its fair share of my time and focus. Haven't showered for days ... eyes blurry ... theme music running constantly in my head ... starting to ... twitch ... getting ... weaker ...

(Still working on female items, yes, never fear, but the demons must be fed ...)

Flipping the bird

You might think that having a bad costume like this is the worst thing facing the super-hero "Aviax":

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But you'd be wrong. I grant you, having to walk around looking like someone's mushroom-induced Native American dreamcatcher / rotating baby mobile would be painful. And any outfit combining shirtlessness with elbow-high society-ball gloves would definitely be difficult.

But worse than looking like a loon -- far, far worse -- is being forced to use your powers to mate with a dinosaur in the hopes of one day creating loons!

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You know you've lost the super-hero team sweepstakes when, in a motley crew like that, you're the one getting pitying looks for something other than your hideous costume.

(Images copyright DC Comics, Inc. and courtesy of Cracked.com. Thanks to reader PCFDPGrey for sending me the link. OK, maybe thanks isn't the right word, because now I have been exposed to super-bestiality, but you get the idea.)

Random Panel: Talk about something special in the air …

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(From "Bulletman" number 15, 1946.)

Caption Contest 65: Bulletcharades

Come up with the best replacement dialog for this Bulletman panel and you'll win either a caricature of your gorgeous mug OR an item of your choice to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 version!

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The rules are simple:

  • Leave your entry or entries in the comments to this post;
  • No more than three entries per person;
  • Keep it clean (appropriate for late-night broadcast TV).

That's even easier than falling down! I'll announce the winner next Tuesday. Make sure in your entry you indicate who is saying what, like so:

Bulletman: I think I might've crushed Bulletroach!
Bulletgirl: No, I think I snorted him in this nostril -- gross!

Good luck!

Character Contest 21 Winner

Lots of great entries this week, thanks to everyone who entered! I've selected a few after the jump to feature as Honorable Mentions before getting to the overall winner, but I think the level of performance this week across the board was very high. Just to recap, this was the contest where you had to produce an illustration based on a randomly generated character name.

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Friday Night Fights Deadline!

Remember, your deadline for e-mailing me your four entries for the Friday Night Fights Tournament is tomorrow, Wednesday, November 18, so if you haven't done so already, be sure to get your submissions in!