Category Archives: Challenges

Caption Contest 27: Crack is WHAKT, baby!

The Mighty God King is deciding now on the winner of Caption Contest 26, but while we tremble in fear awaiting his selection we can go ahead with Caption Contest 27. In keeping with Rob Liefeld Week, I challenge you to come up with the funniest possible dialog to put in the balloon of the following Rob Liefeld Panel:

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You can tell it's a Rob Liefeld Panel because a) there are no feet present, b) everyone's mouth is at an anatomically impossible angle and c) there's no background. What will differentiate it this time around, however, is that you are going to make it at least have funny dialog. As always, here are the Three Laws of Funny Captioning:

  1. A maximum of three submissions per person.
  2. Entries should be made in the comments to this post.
  3. Keep it clean, appropriate for a prime-time network sitcom broadcast only, you know, funny.

The winner will receive a free custom black and white illustration by yours truly of whatever they like (within reason), so get that Funny Cap on and get busy!

Caption Contest 26: Something's fishy

I'm delighted to announce that this week's Caption Contest is celebrity guest-judged by The Mighty God-King! He's graciously taken a few moments from planning his takeover of the Legion of Super-Heroes to come up with the blank panel for this week, and will decide on the winner. Come up with the funniest replacement dialog for the balloon and you'll win a free custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason). And if that means Rex the Wonder-Dog with a Legion flight ring, then so be it!

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The rules are simple:

  1. No more than three entries per person.
  2. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.
  3. Keep it clean, the kind of thing that would be appropriate for a prime-time broadcast tv show. Only funnier. MUCH funnier.

And if you get the chance, head over to MGK's site, which unlike this one features actual thoughtful commentary on a wide range of issues besides just people in spandex hitting each other. Apparently there are more than four colors in the world, who knew?!

Contest 25 Winner

The winner of Caption Contest 25: Clown Town is ... Jose Inoa!

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I liked the idea of a Vegas show focused on abusing the audience. Besides the regular audience abuse inherent in a Celine Dion show, of course. Congratulations to Jose, and many thanks to everyone who entered. Other honorable mentions were:

  • Kaiju: In soviet russia, clown laughs at you!
  • Ian: You want a balloon animal? I’ll make you a frickin’ balloon animal!
  • JonnyDemon: Go ahead punk, call me Ronald again.
  • Aulianas Telus: Buy a Big Mac. NOW.
  • DJAdmiral: I’m going to make this a birthday you’ll never forget!

Jose wins his own free custom black and white illustration of whatever he likes. Check back in a bit for Caption Contest 26, and your chance to win!

Contest 24 Winner: The Marshall

Jonny and I have finished his illustration prize for winning Caption Contest 24, and it's his own creation called "The Marshall". Here was Jonny's description:

I call him the Marshall. Picture super agents meet old west cowboys. Fedora,buckskin jacket,biker boots, and underneath it all is high tech bodyarmor. The Marshall always has a smile on his face no matter the circumstance. Lamb chop sideburns,and Rayban style shades are his hallmark. Standard issue sidearm in a thigh holster ,and if he is expecting trouble a submachine gun completes the kit. The Marshall is a combo of Nick Fury,John Wayne,and James Bond.

I added a toothpick, but it seemed to fit. And while that might be more of a snarl/grimace than a smile, I think it turned out really well:

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Don't miss your chance to win your own custom illustration in Caption Contest 25, going on now!

Contest 23 Winner: Battling Patriot

Danny and I have finished his prize for winning Caption Contest 23, "The Battling Patriot":

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Many thanks to Danny for the great direction and concept, I'm very happy with the way this one turned out.

If you want to win your very own custom black and white illustration, head on over to "Caption Contest 25:Clown Town", going on now!

Caption Contest 25: Clown Town

I take comedy very seriously. But not as seriously as this guy:

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Come up with the best caption for the comic book panel above and, if your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) by yours truly. As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).

Good luck everyone!

Caption Contest 24 Winner!

The winner of Caption Contest 24 is ... JonnyDemon!

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The other honorable mentions from this week were:

  • EnderX: Turn…the lights…OFF!
  • Ballin' Boy: Roaches do check out. In fact baby, I’m checkin’ you out right now.
  • HalLoweEn JacK: There’s only one round left. Here, take this, and remember to aim low. His brains aren’t in his head…

Many thanks to all who entered! Keep your eyes open for your next chance to win your own custom black and white illustration later today.

Caption Contest 24: RAID!!

On HeroMachine, that captions check in, but they don't check out! Come up with the best caption for the comic book panel below and, if your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) by yours truly.

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As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).

Good luck everyone!

Caption Contest 23 Winner!

The winner of Caption Contest 23 is ... Danny Beaty!

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For that great entry Danny wins a custom black and white illustration by yours truly of whatever he likes. Other honorable mentions from this round in my opinion were:

Syzyx:
Balloon 1: With the might of the Lens of Opti-Max I will never be mocked again!
Balloon 2: I’m still your hat and you are still talking to me.

Xstacy:
Balloon1: Dude, I can’t believe how many Jager bombs we–
Balloon2: What’s this thing on my head?

Dude:
Balloon 1: Talk about your custom frames from Lenscrafters!
Balloon 2: Talk about your custom head from Headcrafters!

Runt82:
1. Balloon 1: Okay, everybody stop what you’re doing…
Balloon 2: I’ve lost my contact lens.

LiveWyre14:
First bubble: They will all scream for…
Second bubble: EYE-SCREAM!!!

Many thanks to everyone who entered, they were fun to read! And I think Marvel or DC ought to seriously think about putting out an EYE-SCREAM action figure. That would rock.

Manga contest winner!

DJ and I have finished the prize for winning Caption Contest 22! It's a drawing of DJ and niece Sarah:

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Don't forget, your chance to win your own custom illustration of whatever you like is going on now with Caption Contest 23: Maximum Haberdashery!