Caption Contest 24: RAID!!
On HeroMachine, that captions check in, but they don’t check out! Come up with the best caption for the comic book panel below and, if your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) by yours truly.
As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).
Good luck everyone!
August 12th, 2008 at 10:56 am
He followed me home Ma! Can I keep him? Can I?
August 12th, 2008 at 10:58 am
1) Anybody got a can of human spray?
2) Dang. Oh, yeah, five-second rule.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:03 am
1) I SEE THE COOKIES! I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM!
2) Goodbye, Mr. Bond.
3)I have a hilighter and I WILL use it!
August 12th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Gimme the sugar, or this guy gets it in the nuts!
August 12th, 2008 at 11:21 am
1.Always have your pets spayed and netured!
August 12th, 2008 at 11:28 am
1. Whaddaya mean “it’s on our side”?!
2. YOU CALL THIS “WELL DONE”?! IT’S HARDLY MEDIUM RARE!
3. Next time, think before you litter!
August 12th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
2.Whos the good human! Whos the good human! YOU ARE! Yes you are!
August 12th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
1) Commander, this one keeps talking about “Geneva Treaty”. Do I still eat him?
August 12th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Who wants a drumstick?
August 12th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
(I apologize)
Bitch! Where’s my money?!
August 12th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Girl, This is my man!
August 12th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Turn…the lights…OFF!
August 12th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Take that helmet off right now! You know that putting it on when your hair is wet gives you really bad helmet hair. Here use my blow dryer.
August 12th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Honey, you said you wanted sour cream on yours right?
August 12th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Bad HUMAN! Next time Go Outside!
All your base…and cookies…belong to us
Sorry about this Mr. Abrahms, but this is what you get for not hiring me for the role of the Monster in Cloverfeild!!!
August 12th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
1. See class, in case of a pathetic human rebellion, you must shoot first and ask questions later.
2. Now, THIS is how roaches get back at bug exterminators!
3. YOU FAIL!
August 12th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
3.”Read the instructions again! Do I put bolt A in hole 1 or 2?”
August 12th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
1. This one’s got scabies…should I drill him?
2. Look at the UNIT on this guy! MAJOR unit!
3. Awwww…crap! I forgot to wear pants again!
Ian
August 12th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Balloon :You don’t exterminate the roach, THE ROACH EXTERMINATES YOU!
August 12th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
“Now this little fella here, is just a soldier. I simple blast is all you need. But if you ever find yourself fact to face with one of their queens, then you’re gonna need one of them bombs. And use it quickly, cuz once they lay their eggs, your home will be infested and you’d have to relocate.
August 12th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Bad Human BAD BAD BAD! you know that youre not suppose to touch my ray gun! NOW OUT!
August 12th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Seriously, cut the crap,and hand over the “Mangroomer”,have you seen my back hair!
August 12th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Waddya’ mean “Dark Crystal” reject. Your mamma!
August 12th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Honey start a fire,daddy brung home da bacon!
August 12th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
In post-apocalyptic Soviet Russia, Roach exterminates You!
August 12th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
3) Hey Honey, wanna neck?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:35 am
(singing) Chestnuts roasting under an glyborg ray… Damn, I crack myself up!
August 13th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
2. If you don’t want to renegociate my contract for Starship Trooper 4, I swear I’m gonna kill Casper Van Dien!
August 13th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
1) Somebody give me a shoe!
2) this is the roaches time to rule… and Kaith Richards
August 13th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
“Oh, look. This one has baby blue eyes and the cutest little nose, and it…oh. But it’s not house broken.”
August 13th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
“Wait. I flew 52 light years to be in the 20 years too late sequal to Explorers, and NOW you tell me my costar is JOAQUIN Phoenix?”
August 13th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
1. I got your “La Coocaracha” right here!
2. Homeboy, stop buggin’!
3. That damn Hebert screwed-up my illustration!
August 14th, 2008 at 5:48 am
3) boy you are Ug-ly!
August 14th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Orkin Man — ur doin it wrong
August 14th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
1) Your under arrest now put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care!
2) So should I plant something on him officer?
August 15th, 2008 at 5:09 am
WHOA!! Look at her. Dude, I’ll totally let you live if I can dae your sister!
August 15th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
yes sir I know, he just won’t let me blow dry his hair!
August 16th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
1)Honey, I’m home with dinner!
2) What do you mean, I shouldn’t eat humans?!?!
3) So, would you like the neck, or the heart?
August 16th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
It’s so frustrating!! How can we be scary alien invaders when our weapons contract is with LEGO!!!
August 16th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
1) Put the fly swatter down or the human gets it!
2) Welcome to Glygox-9, now speak Glorkian!
3) NARE WEAR SHORT SHORTS?!
August 16th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
(Sorry)
4) Honey…you’re home early…
5) It’s not what it looks like!
August 17th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Vulcan Neck Pinch
August 17th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Roaches do check out. In fact baby, I’m checkin’ you out right now.
August 17th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Who let the gimp out?
August 17th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I’m with Ashton Thomas 3 just isn’t enough sometimes
August 17th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
1. yes i have the next one Simon. its getting hard to get people to be on American idol ever day
2 give me the cash or … what do you mean its just a magic marker ?
3 cant this jerk read the sign no techno geek skate boarders
August 18th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
1. There’s only one round left. Here, take this, and remember to aim low. His brains aren’t in his head…
August 18th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
2. Gotcha. Now Rick, we’re really worried about your growning obsession with the new Straship Troopers MMO, I mean look at the way you’re dressed!
August 18th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
3. Oh yeah, when i cross my eyes a little, it does kinda look like a sailing ship…
August 19th, 2008 at 9:43 am
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