Caption Contest 24: RAID!!

On HeroMachine, that captions check in, but they don't check out! Come up with the best caption for the comic book panel below and, if your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) by yours truly.


As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).

Good luck everyone!

49 Responses to Caption Contest 24: RAID!!

  1. Avatar MLS says:

    He followed me home Ma! Can I keep him? Can I?

  2. Avatar Whit says:

    1) Anybody got a can of human spray?
    2) Dang. Oh, yeah, five-second rule.

  3. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:


    2) Goodbye, Mr. Bond.

    3)I have a hilighter and I WILL use it!

  4. Avatar Xstacy says:

    Gimme the sugar, or this guy gets it in the nuts!

  5. Avatar DJ says:

    1.Always have your pets spayed and netured!

  6. Avatar Jester says:

    1. Whaddaya mean “it’s on our side”?!


    3. Next time, think before you litter!

  7. Avatar DJ says:

    2.Whos the good human! Whos the good human! YOU ARE! Yes you are!

  8. Avatar collex says:

    1) Commander, this one keeps talking about “Geneva Treaty”. Do I still eat him?

  9. Avatar David says:

    Who wants a drumstick?

  10. Avatar The Grizz says:

    (I apologize)

    Bitch! Where’s my money?!

  11. Avatar BGH2 says:

    Girl, This is my man!

  12. Avatar EnderX says:

    Turn…the lights…OFF!

  13. Avatar Level says:

    Take that helmet off right now! You know that putting it on when your hair is wet gives you really bad helmet hair. Here use my blow dryer.

  14. Avatar Mommy says:

    Honey, you said you wanted sour cream on yours right?

  15. Avatar Kaiju says:

    Bad HUMAN! Next time Go Outside!
    All your base…and cookies…belong to us
    Sorry about this Mr. Abrahms, but this is what you get for not hiring me for the role of the Monster in Cloverfeild!!!

  16. Avatar Katana12 says:

    1. See class, in case of a pathetic human rebellion, you must shoot first and ask questions later.

    2. Now, THIS is how roaches get back at bug exterminators!

    3. YOU FAIL!

  17. Avatar DJ says:

    3.”Read the instructions again! Do I put bolt A in hole 1 or 2?”

  18. Avatar Ian says:

    1. This one’s got scabies…should I drill him?

    2. Look at the UNIT on this guy! MAJOR unit!

    3. Awwww…crap! I forgot to wear pants again!


  19. Avatar TannerAwesomePants says:

    Balloon :You don’t exterminate the roach, THE ROACH EXTERMINATES YOU!

  20. Avatar frankie says:

    “Now this little fella here, is just a soldier. I simple blast is all you need. But if you ever find yourself fact to face with one of their queens, then you’re gonna need one of them bombs. And use it quickly, cuz once they lay their eggs, your home will be infested and you’d have to relocate.

  21. Avatar Zorbas the awesome says:

    Bad Human BAD BAD BAD! you know that youre not suppose to touch my ray gun! NOW OUT!

  22. Avatar jonnydemon says:

    Seriously, cut the crap,and hand over the “Mangroomer”,have you seen my back hair!

  23. Avatar jonnydemon says:

    Waddya’ mean “Dark Crystal” reject. Your mamma!

  24. Avatar jonnydemon says:

    Honey start a fire,daddy brung home da bacon!

  25. Avatar thirdborngr says:

    In post-apocalyptic Soviet Russia, Roach exterminates You!

  26. Avatar Whit says:

    3) Hey Honey, wanna neck?

  27. Avatar David says:

    (singing) Chestnuts roasting under an glyborg ray… Damn, I crack myself up!

  28. Avatar collex says:

    2. If you don’t want to renegociate my contract for Starship Trooper 4, I swear I’m gonna kill Casper Van Dien!

  29. Avatar HeroComplex says:

    1) Somebody give me a shoe!
    2) this is the roaches time to rule… and Kaith Richards

  30. Avatar frankie says:

    “Oh, look. This one has baby blue eyes and the cutest little nose, and it…oh. But it’s not house broken.”

  31. Avatar frankie says:

    “Wait. I flew 52 light years to be in the 20 years too late sequal to Explorers, and NOW you tell me my costar is JOAQUIN Phoenix?”

  32. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. I got your “La Coocaracha” right here!

    2. Homeboy, stop buggin’!

    3. That damn Hebert screwed-up my illustration!

  33. Avatar HeroComplex says:

    3) boy you are Ug-ly!

  34. Avatar MLS says:

    Orkin Man — ur doin it wrong

  35. Avatar Dude says:

    1) Your under arrest now put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care!
    2) So should I plant something on him officer?

  36. Avatar John D says:

    WHOA!! Look at her. Dude, I’ll totally let you live if I can dae your sister!

  37. Avatar Loki says:

    yes sir I know, he just won’t let me blow dry his hair!

  38. Avatar Free2Ryhme says:

    1)Honey, I’m home with dinner!

    2) What do you mean, I shouldn’t eat humans?!?!

    3) So, would you like the neck, or the heart?

  39. Avatar LiveWyre14 says:

    It’s so frustrating!! How can we be scary alien invaders when our weapons contract is with LEGO!!!

  40. Avatar Ashton Thomas says:

    1) Put the fly swatter down or the human gets it!
    2) Welcome to Glygox-9, now speak Glorkian!

  41. Avatar Ashton Thomas says:


    4) Honey…you’re home early…

    5) It’s not what it looks like!

  42. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    Vulcan Neck Pinch

  43. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    Roaches do check out. In fact baby, I’m checkin’ you out right now.

  44. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    Who let the gimp out?

  45. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    I’m with Ashton Thomas 3 just isn’t enough sometimes

  46. Avatar Coyote says:

    1. yes i have the next one Simon. its getting hard to get people to be on American idol ever day

    2 give me the cash or … what do you mean its just a magic marker ?

    3 cant this jerk read the sign no techno geek skate boarders

  47. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    1. There’s only one round left. Here, take this, and remember to aim low. His brains aren’t in his head…

  48. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    2. Gotcha. Now Rick, we’re really worried about your growning obsession with the new Straship Troopers MMO, I mean look at the way you’re dressed!

  49. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    3. Oh yeah, when i cross my eyes a little, it does kinda look like a sailing ship…