Caption Contest 25: Clown Town
I take comedy very seriously. But not as seriously as this guy:
Come up with the best caption for the comic book panel above and, if your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) by yours truly. As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).
Good luck everyone!
August 19th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
This November, don’t elect just any evil clown for President! Elect the best evil clown!
August 19th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
1. I’m John McCain, and I approve this message.
2. Cheney, Rice, we got away with it!
3. White clown with gun. Yeah, I’m repulican
August 19th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Correction:
3. White clown with gun. Yeah, I’m republican
August 19th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Danny wins.
Shut ‘er down Jeff.
August 19th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
1) Tonight on The Price is Right, we learn if contestants do well…under pressure!
2)Doing a John Wayne Gacy reference would be tasteless, but I’m gonna do one anyways!
3) Remember, kids, stay in school, this could be you!
August 19th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
WHAT!!! They evicted Jesse from the big brother house! I will have my REVENGE!!
August 19th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
What!? The Dark Knight try-outs are over? NOOOOOOOO!
August 19th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
1. In soviet russia, clown laughs at you!
2. LEEEEERRROOOOY JEEEEENNNKIIIINS!
3. Why so serious?!
August 19th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
1) Hey Cooky, Bozo needs his meds!
(The Bozo Show and yet again, I feel old.)
August 19th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
2) Doody-doody-doo this, Wizzo!
(I can’t help it, he looks too much like Bozo the clown to me. I can’t think of anything else.)
August 19th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
3) Satan, tell our lucky contestant what Grand Prize is in bucket #6!
August 19th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
1. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
2. WHAT!?! The psycho clown with a gun position has already been filled?!?
3. Why so ser-Wait thats not my line..
August 19th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
1. Don’t look at me like that! This is all they had in my size.
2. Consider your answer carefully. Does this make me look fat?
3.And remeber the clown-o-matic is only 25.99.
August 19th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
1)oh this isn’t the clown meeting?, the Klan meeting you say?… whats the different realy?
2)so realy?, WHY so serious
3)top flower, boiling water, middle flower, burning acid, lower flower… you don’t wonna now
August 19th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
“My first request, is show some repect for my cousins of the art of mime.”
August 19th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
1. Hey Matilda, Daddy’s back! and I brought you a present *hee hee hee*
2. What’s that camera doing here?!? *ahem* My fellow Americans…
August 19th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
“The high council is very disappointed in you. This isn’t exactly what we had in mind when we spoke of world domination. Look at you, you’re a discrace to the Clownship. And…what the hell is Grimace anyways?”
August 19th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
1. Ledger, Shmedger…I got a gun!
2. You want a balloon animal? I’ll make you a frickin’ balloon animal!
3. Kha-a-a-a-an!!
Ian
August 19th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Thanks Ashton.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Hey, You’re Chris Hansen, aren’t you?
Oh, no. Nooooooo!
August 20th, 2008 at 11:32 am
But, Ma, they’re all gonna laugh at me!
August 20th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
1.) Tch! And they said I didn’t deserve the ‘Certified Ass’ award!
2.) What? All the spots are filled? Aw…I really wanted to play as Pip in Enchanted.
3.) Frankie my dear, I don’t give a damn!
August 20th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I said STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!
August 20th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Hey kiddies pull my finger!
August 20th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Go ahead punk, call me Ronald again.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Well,seltzer bottles are so passe,lets give the gun a try.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:57 am
1 No im not part of I.C.P
2. whats this in my hand? cant tell kiddies the answers not not safe for tv come see me in person and ill show ya !
3.Frankenfurter its all over ! you mission is a failure .
im you new commander .you are now my prisoner !
August 21st, 2008 at 8:50 am
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August 21st, 2008 at 9:30 am
1. What the hells in my hand !
2. Ronald Mcdonald got fired, Im your new clown Psycho Mckill’em
3.The traingle got on my head by a freak accident . . .damn kindergardeners
August 21st, 2008 at 11:30 am
I’m going to replace Heath Ledger as the Joker if they make another movie.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:23 pm
“The Jedi Council said I didn’t take my responsibilities as a Padawan seriously enough! But, this new lightsaber design is going to KILL them!”
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:52 am
FEAR MY McGUN AND MY McLAZER OF McDOOM!!
August 24th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
1 I’m the clown from “IT”. Welcome to my VH1 reality dating show.
2 I have three tickle buttons
3 Hi I’m Michael Jackson this isn’t makeup
August 24th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
1) …Cirque du Shut yer face or I SHOOT it off!
2) (singing) Viiivaa, payaaasooo!
3) Hell, you’ll laugh your ass off with a LASER ENEMA! Ha! That’s HILARIOUS!!!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:12 am
1) I warned you about the drugs!
2) My mommy said it looked scary!
3) Buy a Big Mac. NOW.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
“What? Do I have something in my teeth?”
August 25th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
FOUR MORE YEARS!
August 26th, 2008 at 6:42 am
1) Yes, I’m here for the After shots. And no, you do NOT want to see the Before.
2) I’m going to make this a birthday you’ll never forget!
3) If the ‘Registered Sex Offender’ sign on my lawn doesn’t keep them darn kids off, this look certainly will.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:50 am
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