Caption Contest 25: Clown Town

I take comedy very seriously. But not as seriously as this guy:


Come up with the best caption for the comic book panel above and, if your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) by yours truly. As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).

Good luck everyone!

37 Responses to Caption Contest 25: Clown Town

  1. Avatar Xstacy says:

    This November, don’t elect just any evil clown for President! Elect the best evil clown!

  2. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. I’m John McCain, and I approve this message.
    2. Cheney, Rice, we got away with it!
    3. White clown with gun. Yeah, I’m repulican

  3. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    3. White clown with gun. Yeah, I’m republican

  4. Avatar Ashton Thomas says:

    Danny wins.
    Shut ‘er down Jeff.

  5. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:

    1) Tonight on The Price is Right, we learn if contestants do well…under pressure!

    2)Doing a John Wayne Gacy reference would be tasteless, but I’m gonna do one anyways!

    3) Remember, kids, stay in school, this could be you!

  6. Avatar Dude says:

    WHAT!!! They evicted Jesse from the big brother house! I will have my REVENGE!!

  7. Avatar Loki says:

    What!? The Dark Knight try-outs are over? NOOOOOOOO!

  8. Avatar Kaiju says:

    1. In soviet russia, clown laughs at you!
    3. Why so serious?!

  9. Avatar Runt82 says:

    1) Hey Cooky, Bozo needs his meds!

    (The Bozo Show and yet again, I feel old.)

  10. Avatar Runt82 says:

    2) Doody-doody-doo this, Wizzo!

    (I can’t help it, he looks too much like Bozo the clown to me. I can’t think of anything else.)

  11. Avatar Runt82 says:

    3) Satan, tell our lucky contestant what Grand Prize is in bucket #6!

  12. Avatar DJ says:


    2. WHAT!?! The psycho clown with a gun position has already been filled?!?

    3. Why so ser-Wait thats not my line..

  13. Avatar BDWordsmith says:

    1. Don’t look at me like that! This is all they had in my size.

    2. Consider your answer carefully. Does this make me look fat?

    3.And remeber the clown-o-matic is only 25.99.

  14. Avatar HeroComplex says:

    1)oh this isn’t the clown meeting?, the Klan meeting you say?… whats the different realy?

    2)so realy?, WHY so serious

    3)top flower, boiling water, middle flower, burning acid, lower flower… you don’t wonna now

  15. Avatar frankie says:

    “My first request, is show some repect for my cousins of the art of mime.”

  16. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    1. Hey Matilda, Daddy’s back! and I brought you a present *hee hee hee*

    2. What’s that camera doing here?!? *ahem* My fellow Americans…

  17. Avatar frankie says:

    “The high council is very disappointed in you. This isn’t exactly what we had in mind when we spoke of world domination. Look at you, you’re a discrace to the Clownship. And…what the hell is Grimace anyways?”

  18. Avatar Ian says:

    1. Ledger, Shmedger…I got a gun!

    2. You want a balloon animal? I’ll make you a frickin’ balloon animal!

    3. Kha-a-a-a-an!!


  19. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    Thanks Ashton.

  20. Avatar Bael says:

    Hey, You’re Chris Hansen, aren’t you?
    Oh, no. Nooooooo!

  21. Avatar Xstacy says:

    But, Ma, they’re all gonna laugh at me!

  22. Avatar failboat_x says:

    1.) Tch! And they said I didn’t deserve the ‘Certified Ass’ award!

    2.) What? All the spots are filled? Aw…I really wanted to play as Pip in Enchanted.

    3.) Frankie my dear, I don’t give a damn!

  23. Avatar EnderX says:


  24. Avatar JonnyDemon says:

    Hey kiddies pull my finger!

  25. Avatar JonnyDemon says:

    Go ahead punk, call me Ronald again.

  26. Avatar JonnyDemon says:

    Well,seltzer bottles are so passe,lets give the gun a try.

  27. Avatar Coyote says:

    1 No im not part of I.C.P

    2. whats this in my hand? cant tell kiddies the answers not not safe for tv come see me in person and ill show ya !

    3.Frankenfurter its all over ! you mission is a failure .
    im you new commander .you are now my prisoner !

  28. Avatar Rush25 says:

    1. What the hells in my hand !

    2. Ronald Mcdonald got fired, Im your new clown Psycho Mckill’em

    3.The traingle got on my head by a freak accident . . .damn kindergardeners

  29. Avatar Jimmy says:

    I’m going to replace Heath Ledger as the Joker if they make another movie.

  30. Avatar William A. Peterson says:

    “The Jedi Council said I didn’t take my responsibilities as a Padawan seriously enough! But, this new lightsaber design is going to KILL them!”

  31. Avatar Loki says:


  32. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    1 I’m the clown from “IT”. Welcome to my VH1 reality dating show.

    2 I have three tickle buttons

    3 Hi I’m Michael Jackson this isn’t makeup

  33. Avatar Jose Inoa says:

    1) …Cirque du Shut yer face or I SHOOT it off!

    2) (singing) Viiivaa, payaaasooo!

    3) Hell, you’ll laugh your ass off with a LASER ENEMA! Ha! That’s HILARIOUS!!!

  34. Avatar Aulianas Telus says:

    1) I warned you about the drugs!

    2) My mommy said it looked scary!

    3) Buy a Big Mac. NOW.

  35. Avatar EnderX says:

    “What? Do I have something in my teeth?”

  36. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:


  37. Avatar DJAdmiral says:

    1) Yes, I’m here for the After shots. And no, you do NOT want to see the Before.

    2) I’m going to make this a birthday you’ll never forget!

    3) If the ‘Registered Sex Offender’ sign on my lawn doesn’t keep them darn kids off, this look certainly will.