Caption Contest 23: Maximum Haberdashery!
Haven’t you ever wondered what goes through the mind of one of Jack Kirby’s characters as they dress up in whatever outlandish outfit Jack designed for them? Well now’s your chance to find out! Come up with the best caption for the comic book panel below and, if your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason)!
Be sure to note in your entry which balloon gets what dialog. For instance:
Balloon1: By Odin, the women at church this week will have to admit that my hat is best! And if not …
Balloon2: I BLAST THEM!!
As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).
Good luck everyone!
August 5th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
balloon 1: Why do people laugh at my name?
balloon 2: Everybody fears the one eyed monster!
August 5th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
1. Balloon 1: I spy with my little eye… JUMPING JINGLEBELLS!
Balloon 2: Does my hat really look that stupid?!
2. Balloon 1: YES! With my recently aqquired headwear, I’m sure to win my rightful place on Jeff’s blog!
Balloon 2: “Bad Super Hero Costumes”, here I come!
August 5th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
1. Balloon 1: Okay, everybody stop what you’re doing…
Balloon 2: I’ve lost my contact lens.
August 5th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
2. Balloon 1: Soon, everyone will fear the name of…
Balloon 2: One-Eyed Willy!
August 5th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Balloon 1: For the last time you annoying twit…
Balloon 2: MY NAME IS NOT SAURON!
August 5th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Balloon 1: There’s only one thing that can stop that madman…
Balloon 2: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!
August 5th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
3. Balloon 1: Damn you LensCrafters!
Balloon 2: You said my eyepiece would be ready in an hour or less.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
1)
1st panel: With the world’s most powerful microscope on my head, I head out on my quest…
2nd panel:…to find George Bush’s brain!
2)
1st panel: I bought it on eBay…
2nd panel: …don’t judge me!
3)
1st panel: Compensation? What are you ta-
2nd panel: Hey…
August 5th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
1. Balloon 1: S’all right?
Balloon 2: S’all right.
2. Balloon 1: I demand a cheeseburger and a large orange drink!
Balloon 2: And I demand fries and somebody else’s head to perch upon!
3. Balloon 1: Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na HATMAN!
Balloon 2: Please! For the love of all that’s holy! Somebody call my agent!
Ian
August 5th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Balloon 1: Do you see what I see?…
Balloon 2: …Do you see what I see?…
Back to balloon 1: Yes you idiot! Same Eye!
August 5th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Balloon 1: Can you see me now?
Balloon 2: ….Good.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Balloon 1: I am…LIBERAYCHIZ!
Balloon 2: Feel the heat of my glare!
August 5th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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August 5th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Balloon 1: With the might of the Lens of Opti-Max I will never be mocked again!
Balloon 2: I’m still your hat and you are still talking to me.
Balloon 1: Though blinded, I have might beyond imagination!
Balloon 2: Yeah. But I have to sit around on your head looking like this.
Balloon 1: I must never again let me villainy be subsidized…
Balloon 2: Only two more years, then Wise will feel my wrath!
August 5th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
First balloon: “….um,…the first one. The first one is better. Hmmm, the one on the right. Is better.”
Second balloon: “Ummmm….hmmmm……………Um……yeah, they’re about the same.”
August 5th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Balloon number1: “What? Noone? Noone shall take me to the masqurade ball? Then perish. All of you by the might of the Optical Shaman.”
Balloon number2: “Eee-nuk-chuk. No, wait. Meka-leka-hi-meka….wait, I’ll get it. Sim-sim-salla… Blast! How do you work this infernal thing?”
August 5th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Balloon1: “Yes, now I can get tv, the internet and telephone all for one low monthly rate. Bah! I say to satelite tv and dial up internet.”
Balloon2: “Today, my studio apartment. Tomorrow, the world.”
August 5th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
First bubble: They will all scream for…
Second bubble: EYE-SCREAM!!!
First bubble: What do you mean I my helmet isn’t HD compatible!!!
Second bubble: Damn you digital cable!!!
First bubble: First came the bi-focals, then tri-focals, but behold…
Second bubble: the GIANORMOUSO-FOCALS!!! patent pending.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:09 am
balloon1: All fear the might of-
Balloon2: the human… beer… opener…? what the hell Jack?
August 6th, 2008 at 12:33 am
1. Balloon 1: You say tomato, I say tomahto…
Balloon 2: You say potato, I say potahto…
2. Balloon 1: How am I supposed to see with that light in my eye?
Balloon 2: How can you talk with no mouth?
3. Balloon 1: You are watching CBS.
Balloon 2: Will you please quit saying that!
August 6th, 2008 at 5:06 am
Balloon 1: Darn that cheap health insurance!
Balloon 2: I should’ve gone to Lenscrafters.
August 6th, 2008 at 7:31 am
The Grizz came off the blocks with a pearler! well done!
I’m stumped for the moment - all I can think of is dick jokes.
August 6th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Baloon 1: Internets grant me powersz!
Balloong 2: Now Big Eye is Big!
August 6th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Balloon 1:And I..I..will always love
Balloon 2: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Balloon 1:Its about to fall! Its about to fall!
Balloon 2: Man..Now I know how the Pope feels wearing that giant hat.
August 6th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Balloon 1: Talk about your custom frames from Lenscrafters!
Balloon 2: Talk about your custom head from Headcrafters!
August 6th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Balloon 1: This implant will prove to Katie Couric that my love for her CBS Newscasts is pure and true!
Balloon 2: Now, let’s incinerate Brian Williams and Charlie Gibson!
August 6th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
1)I dont know who the hell Im yelling at but…..
2)YOUR ALL MORONS!!!!!
August 6th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
B-1 : By my bright and siny eye helmet! i shall…………
B-2 : See things?
August 6th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
ballon1:Why,why,WHY… ballon2:…didn’t I just get the lasik surgery!
August 6th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
ballon1:C’mon baby daddy needs a new pair of shoes! ballon2:Aw,snakes eyes.
August 6th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
ballon1:That hat is all the rage,everyone will want one! ballon2:Liar,eat hot ocular death!
August 6th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Balloon1: awww, man! I got peanut butter on my new hat!
Balloon2: Sir.. Umm exscuse me sir but, can you help me get the smudge on my hat?!
August 7th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Balloon 1: Dear God, it finally works!
Balloon 2: I can now look into the windows of young women from as far away as Pittsburgh!
Balloon 1: I’ll show him, thinks he’s so cool, he has nothing on me.
Balloon 2: Eat this Cyclops.
Balloon 1: I can see clearly now that blimp is gone.
Balloon 2: Now finally my stargazing can begin.
Both: It’s gonna be a bright, bright, bright, sun shiny da-a-ay.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Balloon 1: “Let me see, Kirby! Let me see!”
Balloon 2: “Sorry Jack, I can’t do that right now.”
August 7th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Balloon1: Dude, I can’t believe how many Jager bombs we–
Balloon2: What’s this thing on my head?
August 7th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Balloon 1: BEHOLD! My all seeing eye.
Balloon 2: I see another caption contest loss.
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Balloon 1: Has anybody seen my eye?
Balloon 2: You have got to be kidding me!
August 7th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Balloon 1: Bight my shiny metal iris!
Balloon 1:do Eye make it that easy to create puns?
August 8th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Balloon 1: I am the All-Seeing Eye.
Balloon 2: Okay, I’m just the walking periscope in disguise.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Balloon 1: Augh! Something’s in my eye!
Balloon 2: GetitoutgetitoutGETITOUT!
August 9th, 2008 at 3:55 am
1) Suck it Stevie Wonder!
2) Your music will never give you what super science has given me.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:58 am
1) Hold on…
2) Yeah, I just had an idea.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:11 am
1) Fear not the hat.
2) Fear the rightious hand of Turd Furgeson!!!
August 9th, 2008 at 8:43 am
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August 9th, 2008 at 10:16 am
3. Balloon 1: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THIS!!! I WILL INCINERATE YO-… really?
Balloon 2: For that fee I can get tinted lenses AND bifocals? Awesome, sign me up!
August 9th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
balloon 1: It’s the big glowing eye, isn’t it?
balloon 2: A little too much?
August 10th, 2008 at 4:34 am
Balloon 1: Wait just a minute…this isn’t like Batman’s mask at all…
Balloon 2: DAMN YOU MAD HATTER! You’ll pay for this!
Balloon 1: Hey…this arent’ my clothes.!
Balloon 2: That’s it - NO MORE TEQUILA!
Balloon 1: No, you fools…
Balloon 2: I said “iPod,” not “EYE pod!”
August 10th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
balloon 1: Thanks to this disco ball, I’ll always have
balloon 2: DISCO FEVER!
August 10th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Balloon 1: Not Slytherin not Slytherin
Balloon 2: Very well, GRYFFINDOR!
August 10th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Ballon 1: I see, I see…
Ballon 2 Absolutly nothing because that damn helmet cover my eyes!
Ballon 1: Hahaha now EYE CAN SEE YOU
Ballon 2: Wow man, that was cliché!
Ballon 1: I don,t know doctor.
Ballon 2: You are sure contact lens aren’t IN anymore?
August 10th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
balloon 1: Hey down there I have to go #2
balloon 2: OH NO YOU DON’T!
August 12th, 2008 at 10:17 am
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