Author Archives: AFDStudios

Random Panel: Wrong on so many levels

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(From “Exciting Comics” number 8, 1941.)

Poll Position: There can be only one … ok, two. At least.

I’ve noticed that when it comes to geek movies, sequels are often better than the original. Sometimes WAY better. Which brings us to this week’s question:

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Discussion after the jump.

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Random Panel: I've never heard it called a rugged luck before …

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Random Panel: Attack of the Fishwangs!

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(From “Wonder Comics” number 17, 1948.)

Random Panel: What subtext?

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Reason #9: The Covers

Somewhere along the line, the powers-that-be realized that perhaps Liefeld’s “greatest” weaknesses — complete lack of page layout ability, utter disregard for basic anatomy, the wordsmithing of a Tourette’s-afflicted kindergartner, unnatural fixation on shouting/grimacing/overwrought faces — could be turned into strengths if he were used as a cover artist instead of a regular interior penciler. Which gives us horrors like the following:

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Random Panel: Great moments in bad comics ideas

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(From “Wonder Comics” number 12, 1947.)

HM3: Working on saving

The latest on HeroMachine 3 development is that I am working on the Load/Save code, which we’ve been badly in need of for some time. The good news is the fundamental trick that was needed turned out to be much easier than I feared it would be; I know how to do what needs to be done and have that basic bit already in place.

The bad news is all the other stuff that has to surround that heart. There’s a lot of it, and it’s going to take a while to crank out.

To elaborate, I have the bit in place that takes all the items you’ve put together and saves them to your local hard drive, then reloads them — IF you already have all the preview sets loaded up. But I still have to write the part that cranks through each item set you need, loads it up, then moves on to the next one until they’re all loaded. And I have to write all the error checking and dialog boxing — “Are you sure you want to load/save a previous character, this will lose your current one” and “Which character do you want to load” and the like. For each of those you have to provide functionality based on what the user picks — ok or cancel — and all the associated baggage that goes along with it.

Along the way you have to be sure you’re resetting all the other stuff that needs to be reset like variable names, toggle button settings, arrays, and the like.

So while the basics turned out to be easy enough, there’s still a lot of grunt work to go through to make it all work usefully. Which is going to take a while, probably about a week.

In the meantime, I head to Oregon tomorrow for a long weekend, which means I won’t be back to work on HeroMachine stuff till Tuesday.

I’ve got posts scheduled to go up while I’m out, and I should be able to access everything through my iPhone to approve moderated posts and such, but I won’t be releasing any new updates or items or anything.

Random Panel: "Don't worry, I got 'em back but GOUDA!"

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(From “Wonder Comics” number 12, 1947.)

I know Thor. I served with Thor. And you, sir …

I love Thor’s winged helmet, and clearly, despite living in an alternate reality, so does DC’s “Darkwing”. Unfortunately he doesn’t know the same high level of dwarven craftsman the God of Thunder does:

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Somewhere a roll of flat sheet metal is missing two wing-shaped cut-outs. My favorite part of the homage, however, is the metal clamp holding the cut-outs onto his noggin. Because nothing says “Scary Super Villain” like headgear you attach with a screwdriver. Apparently Thor isn’t too pleased either:

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At a certain point, inspiration turns into desperation, and I think Mr. Darkwing passed it a long, long ways back. It’s not just the pathetic flat Thor-wannabe helmet wings, or the doughy ill-fitting Superman underwear knocoffs, it’s the fact that even though his foe is Hawkman, he stole Hawkman’s logo!

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Granted, he reversed it left-to-right, but come on, pal, it’s like you’re not even trying. If I were Hawman, I’d hit him again. Because as bad as a Thanagarian thief is, a Thanagarian fashion thief is even worse.

(Thor character and image ©Marvel Entertainment. Hawkman and Darkwing characters and images © DC Comics, Inc.)