Whoever said you couldn’t mix roller skates, ninjas, and disco was an America-hating fool, that’s what I say, for behold the jaw-dropping awesomeness that is … Skate Man!

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You can win your very own custom illustration (like this, or this) simply by exercising your wit and humor! In the comments below, enter dialog that should appear for the characters. Keep it suitable for prime time television, make it funny, and just win, baby!

As an example:

Rollerskater1: Yes, I am wearing a disco skating outfit and carrying a purse. Thanks for the directions and …
Rollerskater2: … here’s your tip. Don’t “blow” it all in one place, heh!
Shoe Shine Skater: Thanks!

Good luck everyone!

The winner of Caption Contest 3 is … Leihaha, with a fashion-dominista GL! Leihaha will now get a free custom black and white illustration (within reason), for this witty dialog:

Well done, and many thanks for all the entrants. Caption Contest 4 will be up momentarily if you want a chance to win your very own professional illustration, so sharpen those funny bones.