Caption Contest 65 Winner!

I am pleased to give you the winner of Caption Contest 65, Gero!

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This is much funnier if you're steeped enough in Bulletlore to know that Bulletgirl IS the police chief's daughter. I laughed out loud reading it, though, so nice job Gero! I also got a kick out of these Honorable Mention entries:

Matt:

  • BM: Bulletgirl, have you noticed that we have huge seashells on our hea–
  • BG: Shhhhh! I think I can hear the ocean.

Firecracker:

  • BM: I’m telling you Bulletgirl … Rock beats Booger everytime!
  • BG: NoseBullets!

NGpm:

  • BM: The line must be drawn here!
  • BG: Why not over there?

There weren't as many entries this time, so I think I need to work harder to find some really bizarre, fun panel, like the one with the guy spraying machine gun fire while explosions came out of his butt. Good times.

Thanks to those who did take the time to submit their funny lines! Gero wins either a portrait of himself or any item he chooses for the final HM3 version, so congratulations again.

Random Panel: Bulletman, proto-feminist

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(From "Bulletman" number 16, 1946.)

Poll Position: A picture is worth …

Our poll position this week is graphical in nature, since this is, after all, a site that deals with the visuals of the genre:

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Discussion after the jump!

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HM3: High-waistin’

I just added seven new items to the Legwear-Female-Standard set for HeroMachine 3:

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These are high-waisted hip sections of existing pants to allow you to dress your female characters in less low-slung legwear if you like. They work by choosing "multiples" for the Legwear slot, choosing the basic low-waisted pants you want, then layering one of these on top with the same colors. They cover up the zippers and such.

Separating out the hips from the actual pants should allow you to mix and match more flexibly. It would probably be a good idea for me at some point to do with Legwear what I did with tops, separating out the hip area and each individual leg pant portion. Something to think about down the road a ways.

And now, more Spandex!

Captioning skills in the wild

Finally, all the practice you've had coming up with funny captions here at HeroMachine will pay off in the real world! Well, the real world of the funny pages, anyway.

One of my favorite comic strips, "Non-Sequitur" by Wiley Miller, is running a contest for the funniest verbiage to go on the sign in this scene (click for a larger view):

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I'm not sure what you win beyond wealth and fame beyond the dreams of avarice, but it seemed like something you all would both enjoy and excel at. So go forth and be witty!

FNF1: Don’t forget to stuff the ballot box

Just a reminder, you can vote for your favorites in "Friday Night Fights" once per day, every day, until Friday, so if the ones you like best aren't doing as well as you would like, head on over and vote again, and tell your friends to do the same!

Random Panel: Best. Splashpage. Ever.

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(From "Bulletman" number 16, 1946. See if you can find all the things I'd find hilarious on this one page!)

Random Panel: Nerds Gone Wild II, Bibliophile Beach Edition!

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(From "Bulletman" number 15, 1946.)

Random Panel: Great moments in abuse of super-powers

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(From "Bulletman" number 15, 1946.)

Friday Night Fights, Round 1!

I am pleased as punch and giddy as a schoolgirl to announce the first round of the first ever HeroMachine Friday Night Fights! Below you will find eight head-to-head matchups featuring never-before-seen titans of the Super Hero genre. Choose which one you like best in each match to decide which creator moves on to Round 2 next Friday!

You have until midnight, Thursday, November 26 to cast your vote, and to exhort your friends to do the same. All Round 1 Winners will get their choice of either a portrait of themselves, or any item they like, to be included with HeroMachine 3's final release.

Good luck, everyone, and spread the word far and wide throughout the Internets to come and vote! Click on any of the actual images to see them in their larger size.

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Finally, some housekeeping details ...

  • I had eighteen actual entrants, so since I hadn't announced any sort of selection criteria ahead of time, I had to unfortunately go with the first sixteen submitted. The remaining two will be guaranteed as pot in the next competition, assuming we do this again.
  • Matchups were decided in inverse submission order, so the first one submitted got matched up with the last one, the second submission got matched up with the second-to-last one, etc.
  • All of these details are definitely open for discussion and change next time around, assuming we do this again.
  • I also want to figure out something to do with all of the submissions that won't have the chance to be seen because the creators got knocked out in later rounds, so any ideas on that are very much welcome.

Once again, good luck to all, and thanks very much for your extraordinary creativity!