I don’t think “much” means what you think it means

(From "Fantastic Comics" number 16, 1941.)

Character Contest 70: Leo!

This week's Character Design Challenge is roaring in like a lion! Literally. Because it's time for Zodiac Contest LEO!

Yes, your challenge for this week is to design the coolest character image possible with the theme of "Leo". You might design something around a lion (duh), or something based on the astrological profile of those born under the sign, or something completely different. It's up to you so long as it in some way ties into the theme!

The person with the winning entry as selected by our expert panel (i.e. me) will win their choice of a) a portrait to go in HeroMachine 3, b) an item to go in HeroMachine 3, or c) a custom black and white "Sketch of the Day" style drawing (also by me). The rules otherwise are the same as always:

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his "Bayou Belle" character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see "preview" or "rotate" somewhere in the link you're probably doing it wrong.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I'll choose a winner.

Good luck everyone!

Edited to Add: No more than five (5) entries per person this week, folks, so make 'em count.

Caption Contest 104 Winner!

Many thanks to everyone who entered Caption Contest 104. For your edification and enjoyment, here are the ones I thought were the funniest replacement lines for the missing dialog in this panel:

  • Joel: “You win the staring contest again. Damn your empty eye sockets!”
  • McKnight57: Whaddaya mean I don’t get to wear a Batman cape?!
  • Blue Blazer: Be honest. Does this shroud make me look fat?
  • Knighthawk: My GOD man! I don’t have a nose and that stinks!
  • Watson Bradshaw: No, my eyes are red because I AM part medical marijuana!
  • TheNate: It’s curtains for you – and drapes for me!
  • Joel: “A Legion of Doom meeting? But I haven’t a thing to wear!”
  • Myro: “Toga! Toga! Toga!”
  • Twiggyseed: What did the Joker do to me? Oh well, at least Robin’s oka-…Robin?
  • Watson Bradshaw: FOR GOD SAKE, CLOSE YOUR ROBE MAN!

And your overall winner is ... Waston Bradshaw!

I thought the dialog perfectly fit the look of horror on Swamp Thing's face and the casual, open stance of the random zombie swamp dweller. I almost went with Joel's "Legion of Doom" line instead, but ultimately decided that since Swamp Thing was never in the Legion of Doom I had to pass.

Good job everyone, and congratulations again to Watson! Let me know what you'd like for your prize and I'll get it on The List.

Eventually the Navy had to cancel fleet-wide “Burrito Night”

(From "Fantastic Comics" number 12, 1940.)

Bob finally decided a haircut was in order

(Wantonly stolen from Comically Vintage.)

Great moments in online dating profile statements

(From "Fantastic Comics" number 12, 1940.)

Power User Profile: Sutter Kaine

I can't believe Sutter Kaine hasn't won a contest yet, because the dude does some killer stuff. And he's always an entertaining read when he comments. So I thought it would be fun to get to know more about one of the "Best Who Hasn't Yet Won" crew who keep this place so much fun. Enjoy!
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I assume this was BEFORE the OJ trial …

(From "Wonderworld Comics" number 4, 1939.)

Sharing Day, Fondest Real-Life Geek Dream Edition

When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. Or a tennis player. I didn't know how to do math or play tennis, so neither one really panned out, but a close runner-up was to do something with super-heroes. And every day, I get to live that dream.

Which prompted me to wonder:

What is your fondest real-life "Geek Dream"?

In other words, is there something you'd love to do in real life that revolves around your geek life? Maybe you dream of starring in an episode of your favorite show, or to own an original "Star Trek" uniform, or to meet Rob Liefeld in person to get his autograph. Maybe you dream of having a career in the geek world, like working on an actual comic or super-hero movie, or officiating a panel filled with your favorite stars at a big convention.

I'd love to hear what your dream is (or was, if it's since been fulfilled)! In return, you can ask me any question you like about whatever you like, which I will answer either completely truthfully or not at all (in which case you can ask something else). I say that because, come on, there are some things no one should have to know.

Thanks in advance for sharing!

Life before the Comics Code Authority

(From "Wonderworld Comics" number 4, 1939.)