Worst. Detective. Ever.

(From "Fantastic Comics" number 17, 1941.)

9 Responses to Worst. Detective. Ever.

  1. Gero says:

    “If I shoot at it enough, maybe I’ll find out!”

  2. Hammerknight says:

    “I just wonder where my partner is, he is always a quick one to join in on a fire fight.”

  3. Frankie says:

    “Magic Bullet, strike that door true, and reveal to me all it’s secrets.”

    “Beyond that door, lies a broom, winter coats, a vacuum and a full body latex suit and leather mask, my Lord.”

  4. Myro says:

    Apparently he missed the class on “Opening Doors: Try turning the knob first” at Detective School.

  5. punkjay says:

    “Hey lockpics are for sissies!”

  6. Solander says:

    You should use this one for the next Caption contest Jeff. It has great potential!

  7. EnderX says:

    Okay, I’m curious – is there someone inside the door shooting back at him, or are those other bulletlines from a partner crouching on the floor next to him?

  8. Jeff Hebert says:

    EnderX, that’s coming from the door. Which prompted me to almost go with the headline “Also, I wonder if it has a gun.”

  9. Dan Gonzalez says:

    Where’s Samson when you need him?