Category Archives: Challenges

Caption Contest 112 Winners!

Internet issues have been resolved (it wasn't the weather, just a good reboot was all the system needed) and I've got the results for Caption Contest 112, which challenged you to come up with a great line for this panel:

Your Finalists (in no particular order) are:

  • Frankie: “It didn’t work. I’m still ugly. Now what?”
  • Frankie: “MIRACLE BROW, apply gently to the forehead. Apply gently to the forehead. Apply gen–”
  • Frankie: “I’m telling you. Who is on first.”
  • Joel: “Hmmm, that tastes like…Fist! Odd when did I have that?”
  • Joel: “You punched me in the mouth Redundancy Queen and you’ll do it again.”
  • 1rd2th3st: “Hit me again, I’m getting channel 2 now.”
  • Watson Bradshaw: I’m Nancy Grace and Casey Anthony is a tot mom.
  • Mr.MikeK: What can you do to make this look more like a Lady Gaga outfit?
  • The Imp: Hey, who wants to watch Glee?
  • TheNate: You dumb blonde! That’s not how you deliver a punchline!
  • Sutter_Kaine: Awkwardly phrased threat sense tingling…
  • spidercow2010: Okay, I’ve got my Rihanna costume on. Now do your Chris Brown impression.

Those were all chuckle-worthy, but one I thought did the best job of working with the layout of the dialog and the expression on Antenna Woman's face. And that one was ... Frankie!

Congratulations, Frankie, just let me know what you'd like for your prize!

Caption Contest 112: Punchtastic!

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

Hopefully we haven't done this one yet, I honestly can't recall :-/

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

Character Contest 77 Winners!

I think the "Sporty" contest was a lot harder than I imagined it would be. Nonetheless, we got some great entries, which I'd like to share with you here before announcing the winner.

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Character Design Contest 77: Sporty!

Your design challenge for this week is to create character or characters based on something related to sports. It might be something funny like "Catcher in the Rye" which is an actual baseball catcher on a loaf of bread, or a big 40's style goon named "Pinch" (for pinch runner) or a soccer-themed villain named "Sweeper". Or you could take a page from Stan Lee's book and design characters based on sports team names. You could design a team based around chess pieces or poker cards, or built around transforming NASCAR vehicles, or ... really, just about anything, so long as it's in some way related to something sporty! Just, you know, try to come up with something better than Superpro:

The rules are the same as usual:

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his "Bayou Belle" character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see "preview" or "rotate" somewhere in the link you're probably doing it wrong.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I'll choose a winner.

The person with the winning entry as selected by our expert panel (i.e. me) will win their choice of a) a portrait to go in HeroMachine 3, b) an item to go in HeroMachine 3, or c) a custom black and white "Sketch of the Day" style drawing (also by me).

Good luck, everyone!

Caption Contest 111 Winners!

Many thanks to everyone who entered Caption Contest 111, which reaffirmed my belief that massively violent panels make for the best captions:

We had a ton of great submissions, so without further ado, here are some of the ones that I thought were particularly funny:

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Caption Contest 111: Extremely Fishy Violence!

With hearty thanks once again to Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures" for the panel, your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

We haven't had a hyper-violent one in a while, so I thought we should get back to our roots.

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

Character Design Contest 76 Winners!

We had some excellent entries for our Animalia II contest! So without further ado, here are the ones that had a little something extra special about them.

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Character Design Contest 76: Animalia II

Recently we talked about revisiting past contest ideas, so this week that's exactly what we're going to do. Way back in June of 2009, we held Character Design Contest 6: Animalia, and now's your chance to do it all over again! Here's how the original announcement read:

Your character creation challenge for this week is going to be a bit more focused than last time: you must create a character (or characters) based on the animal kingdom. That might mean a super chimpanzee, or it might mean The Battling Beaver super-hero, or it might be a space-zombie-fighting intergalactic robot horse, or it might be your take on the Beastmaster, or a fantasy ranger with his wolf companion, or or or anything else you can think of, so long as it relates in some way to an animal.

We've updated the rules a bit since then, though:

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his "Bayou Belle" character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see "preview" or "rotate" somewhere in the link you're probably doing it wrong.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I'll choose a winner.

The person with the winning entry as selected by our expert panel (i.e. me) will win their choice of a) a portrait to go in HeroMachine 3, b) an item to go in HeroMachine 3, or c) a custom black and white "Sketch of the Day" style drawing (also by me).

For old times' sake, the original winner of the first Animalia contest was Friday Night Fights Winner Martian Blue's "Eagle:

Good luck, everyone!

Caption Contest 110 Winners!

Many thanks to everyone who entered Caption Contest 110, featuring an epic example of Superdickery. Your challenge was to come up with a headline or off-panel caption for this cover:

We had a ton of great submissions, so without further ado, here are some of the ones that I thought were particularly funny:

  • Rick:
    1. Superman slightly misunderstands the Occupy Movement…
    2. Leaping it in two bounds was just more than he could live with.
  • Nick Hentschel: “More bad news for the Kryptonite lock factory……”
  • Joel: In this exciting issue, Superman battles a new foe: MUSHROOMS!
  • Mr.MikeK: Superman discovers that what happens in Vegas doesn’t really stay in Vegas!
  • Myro: “After his recent defeat by Batman, it was clear there was only one thing Superman could do to save face… Destroy Wayne Enterprises.”
  • count libido: Superman mistakes giant zipper for building!
  • TOOL: Allstate, are you in good hands when mayhem happens to you?
  • Jessica: On next week’s issue of Psychology Today: Superman, God Complex or Bipolar Disorder?
  • Watson Bradshaw: Superhero Jenga claim 200 lives.
  • peter flynn: “Will Clark finally escape that horrible rental agreement?”
  • TheNate:
    1. And with one strike against Blizzard Studios, Superman ended his World of Warcraft addiction.
    2. Superman would probably destroy that building even if his life didn’t depend on it.
  • Jack Zelger: “Superman provides an unhappy Lois with an unobstructed view of the park.”

Having just recently re-acquired my WoW addiction, I sympathize completely with TheNate's first entry. Oi. And I think "Superhero Jenga" should totally be one of DC's "New 52" launches, that would be awesome.

However, as the overall winner I am going to have to go with ... Nick Hentschel! That one made me laugh every time I read it, and I thought it was a very clever way both to explain the scene and to be an ironic comment on it. Well done, Nick! Let me know what you'd like for your prize either in the comments or via email.

Thanks again to everyone who entered, and congratulations to all of these fine Finalists.

Caption Contest 110

With hearty thanks once again to Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures" for the panel, your challenge this week is to come up with the best caption for this comics cover:

This one's a bit of a different challenge, as normally you would have a word or thought balloon with missing dialog in it. This time you have to come up with a caption, more like you'd see in a "Far Side" cartoon or like I do with my Random Daily Panels.

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than ten (10) entries per person, so make 'em your best. Good luck!

(Image and character ©DC Comics.)