Caption Contest 112: Punchtastic!

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

Hopefully we haven't done this one yet, I honestly can't recall :-/

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

64 Responses to Caption Contest 112: Punchtastic!

  1. Big Mac says:

    1) Impressive considering your fist eminates from your chest.

    2) BITCH!!!

    3) Collagen, take me away!

    4) You look like you’ve slapped yourself a few times too.

    5) Rom is my babies daddy!

  2. Rick says:

    1. ffflltheeeehhorrrrrrrr!

  3. count libido says:

    My wisdom tooth hurts! How did you take out the last one?

  4. Joachim de Ravenbel says:

    So… That’s where a mouth is… Interesting…

  5. EXILE says:

    1.Hit me baby one more time

    2. Im suprised you could hit my mouth, considering how short your arm is.

    3. Go ahead, Make my day.

    4. Bitch, you couldn’t hit a blunt!

    5. Oh god this chick’s ugly…

  6. Frankie says:

    “It didn’t work. I’m still ugly. Now what?”

  7. Frankie says:

    “Your husband makes my antanae tingle.”

  8. Frankie says:

    “MIRACLE BROW, apply gently to the forehead. Apply gently to the forehead. Apply gen–“

  9. BenK22 says:

    “Who you calling a cootie chaser, you lint licker?”

  10. Myro says:

    1. “Okay, my lazy eye is acting up again. What do we do?”

  11. dblade says:

    “Hey, Annie. Your cheap alternative to collagen injections has worn off.”

  12. sean from edwards says:

    I’m going to tell the world your cheap facelift alternative makes you look like a bug.

  13. Frevoli says:

    So where would you like to punch me today?

  14. Joshua says:

    Two things that are guaranteed to piss off most of the 52-55% of the human populace, and these are my entries:

    1. That dress makes you look fat.

    2. Are you sure you want to order dessert?

    Warning: Men, under no circumstance, do you ever want to say one of these two phrases to your wife or GF! 🙂

  15. Syntax says:

    Go ahead and try, your boyfriend still thinks I’M hotter.

  16. BenK22 says:

    “Orbitz cleans another dirty mouth.”

  17. unknownblackpaper says:

    Pop off!

  18. Wrinkles says:

    Fine, but if you keep punching me one day I’ll be prettier than you!

  19. unknownblackpaper says:

    Chill-lax already!

  20. TOOL says:

    Can I help it your man prefers alien women to earth women?

    Your just mad because I won a best tits contest in two divisions.

    I will just give her the lazy eye!

    You hit like little girl, me strong like bull!

    That’s what he said!

  21. Frankie says:

    “Then what did Ralph say, Alice?”

  22. Joel says:

    “Hmmm, that tastes like…Fist! Odd when did I have that?”

  23. Twiggyseed says:

    1 My beautiful face!!

    2 Black friday shoppers are really aggressive this year!

    3 Do it again and I’ll hit you with the arrow on my right!

    4 Well, make it quick, I gotta pee…

    5 Before you do that, tell me, where are your antennas?

  24. Meficrow says:

    1 – [screw] that!,no one is watching my antennas with breasts like these.

    (Edited by Jeff for inappropriate language.)

  25. Meficrow says:


    1 – no one is watching my antennas with breasts like these.

  26. Mr.MikeK says:

    1. Let go of those yoga pants!

    2. Erp, ack, derp!

    3. Rob Liefeld is the best artist ever.

  27. 1. Nice antennae, Forehead Gal!

    2. I know you’re not but what am I?

    3. 311 is the greatest band ever!

    4. Paper or plastic?

    5. A spectre is haunting Europe – the spectre of communism…

  28. Whit says:

    1) What, all I said was that you didn’t look enough like a WASP to me.

    2) How do you do the Hokey-Pokey?

  29. Rick says:

    2. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

  30. 1rd2th3st says:

    “Hit me agian, I’m getting channel 2 now.”

    “But mommy I don’t wanna go to grandma’s….”

  31. Watson Bradshaw says:

    1. I’m Nancy Grace and Casey Anthony is a tot mom.

    2.does this dress distract from my uni-brow?

    3. what are you planning to do with that club-hand?

  32. Mr.MikeK says:

    4. What can you do to make this look more like a Lady Gaga outfit?

  33. The Imp says:

    1. Never gonna give you up…

    2. My antennae bring all the boys to the yard!

    3. Hey, who wants to watch Glee?

  34. Myro says:

    2. “I could go for a Hawaiian Punch right now.”

  35. Ballin' Boy says:

    1. I hate my job

    2. Thank you all for naming me as your new miss universe…

    3. Yo Taylor im really happy for you and imma let you finish but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!

    4. What do blondes say after sex? great work team.

    5. Hey what’s that ugly thing on your neck? its hideous….oh wait that’s your head 🙂

  36. BenK22 says:

    “I’m Team Jacob.”

  37. Volt says:

    I’m spendin my money, I’m out of control
    Somebody hit me, She’s takin my bank roll.

  38. Joel says:

    “You punched me in the mouth Redundancy Queen and you’ll do it again.”

    “Do you know what my favorite thing about the twilight series-“

  39. Syntax says:

    2. Twilight sucks.
    3. Oh no! I just lost the game!
    4. Joke’s on you! I’ve hade so much plastic surgery, my face can’t feel anything!
    5. Excuse me, but if you’re not to busy I’d like to talk to you about the Lord Jesus Christ.

    Ha! Jehovahs…

  40. GalacticKetchup says:

    Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

  41. Moi says:

    At least it’s not watching Glee

  42. Whit says:

    I no longer have dental coverage. Any suggestions how to handle this cavity?

  43. Whit says:

    (ooh, that was my #3, sorry)

  44. Frankie says:

    “I’m telling you. Who is on first.”

  45. Rick says:

    3. You husband in the last panel? Happy to see me.

  46. Shirkamisamyogai says:

    (Don’t count these; I just wanted to give a few laughs”

    1. “Is it *that* time of the month?”

    2. “It didn’t work the first time…”

    3. “I’m your hostage. What makes you think I’ll cooperate?”

    4. “Okay, okay already–Who’s on first, what’s on second, but you don’t know about third. Is that right?”

    5. “I’d like to point out that you are letting your emotions dictate your actions.”

  47. Dan Gonzalez says:

    “Big deal. In 5th grade I made this face and someone slapped me on the back and it stayed that way FOREVER!”

  48. TheNate says:

    I don’t get it – what’s a knuckle sandwich?

    You dumb blonde! That’s not how you deliver a punchline!

  49. Sutter_Kaine says:

    1) Awkawardly phrased threat sense tingling…

  50. Moi says:

    2. Arms are yummy, gimme more
    3. (alien langauge) jdf;kdl;f
    4. FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
    5. ‘sings the doom song’
    6. LOL XD
    7. I’m calling King Kong
    8. Girlfriend, you need weaker knuckles

  51. deathstroke says:

    1. Your just jealous because I have awesome antenas

  52. deathstroke says:

    See the face im making….thats what you look like right now

  53. Joel says:

    “Well that didn’t get rid of the grasshopper I swallowed, watcha’ gonna try now?”

    “And now for something completely different…..”

  54. Myro says:

    3. “♪ It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday…♪”

  55. alphaalpharomeo says:

    1)I kissed your boyfriend

    2)Wanna make out

    3)Give me all your money

    4)I love it when you punch me in my mouth.

    5)My attena stopped picking up the television signal.

  56. Rapthama says:

    1) I hope that she didn’t miss the punchline…
    2) Antenna, not my mouth!
    3) What are you waiting for? Hit the left one too so I can smile.
    4) From now on, no internet for you!
    5) What are you talking about woman? I look fabulous!

  57. Syntax says:

    Just noticed a typo. It should say:
    5. Excuse me, but if you’re not too busy I’d like to talk to you about the Lord Jesus Christ.

  58. spidercow2010 says:

    Okay, I’ve got my Rihanna costume on. Now do your Chris Brown impression.

  59. Keith_Kanin says:

    Hit me again Ike! And this time put some STANK on it!

  60. punkjay says:

    Why not you blond skank! You already messed up my Botox!!!

  61. BenK22 says:

    4. “Roger likes my antennae better, sis.”

    5. “I have never once, flaunted my antennae!”

  62. skybandito says:

    1) I want my money back on that unibrow trimming.
    2) I don’t mind “Niceboobs,” but quit calling me “Butterface!”
    3) Wow! Your boyfriend’s got a nice ass!
    4) Are you still wearing that raggedy red jacket?
    5) Ready for the rematch? Antennae like a butterfly, sting like a bee!

  63. Keith_Kanin says:

    Do these antennae make my boobs look big?

  64. Kountkill says:

    “They’re called “feelers” for a reason!”