Category Archives: Challenges

Character Contest 84: Slothfulness

Next up in our Seven Deadly Sins series of character design contests is Slothfulness!

Your design challenge for this week is to create a character or characters based on something related to the idea of "slothfulness".

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Caption Contest 118 Winners

Apologies once again for being so late with the winners of Caption Contest 118, but here they are at last!

  • Dr. Shrinker: That’s fine, now we’ll just sneak you into Ol’ McDonald’s farm!
  • Frankie: “Easy there, boy. You haven’t seen a bear around these parts, have you?”
  • Frankie: “That’s not what I had expected to find out about what bears do in the woods.”
  • McKnight57: The last thing I ate actually sound like this: Moo…moo!
  • Skybandit: Good disguise, Tonto, but you need to work on your accent!
  • Whit: Stan! Kyle! I’ve found me a man-bear-dog!
  • Kaito94: “Lassie? You in there?”
  • Whit: Um, oink, oink? I’m not sure I understand the rules of this game…
  • Jack Frost: “…sit?”

There were a lot of "who let the dogs out" sorts of entries, but I just felt like it was too obvious. I'm weird about my comedy.

I liked all of those Finalists very much, but being only able to pick one, I had to go with ... Frankie!

Congratulations, Frankie!

Caption Contest 118: Going to the dogs

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3's "Say What?" PhotoBucket site):

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are funny!

Character Contest 83 Winners

As you can see I am unfortunately pressed for time today, with the traveling and the day job. But I have gone through the wonderful entries for Character Contest 83 and have put our Finalists after the jump. I don't have my usual commentary, but you can hover over each image to see who drew it, and click on it to see it at full size.

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Character Design Contest 82: Lust

Next up in our Seven Deadly Sins series of character design contests is Lust!

Your design challenge for this week is to create a character or characters based on something related to the second of the Deadly Sins, "lust". This one could get over the line pretty quickly, folks, so I'm reminding you that this is very much a PG-13 site.

You could do a vampiress or hunky vampire, a succubus, a super-character named Lust, or anything else that comes to mind. But really, it's up to you. Just make a great illustration based on the concept of "lust".

The rules are the same as usual:

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his "Bayou Belle" character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see "preview" or "rotate" somewhere in the link you're probably doing it wrong.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I'll choose a winner.

The person with the winning entry as selected by our expert panel (i.e. me) will win their choice of a) a portrait to go in HeroMachine 3, b) an item to go in HeroMachine 3, or c) a custom black and white "Sketch of the Day" style drawing (also by me).

No limit again this week, knock yourselves out.

Good luck, everyone!

Caption Contest 117 Winners!

Caption Contest 117 brought some funny entries, so many thanks to everyone who entered. I picked my favorites to replace the missing dialog in this panel:

Without further ado, here are your Finalists for this week:

  • MrMikeK: I will make this face until it freezes this way!
  • John: I will floss twice a day! I WILL!
  • EnderX: “I will not rest until my eyeballs return to normal!”
  • McKnight57: I vow to flip my way out of this hell! …. Did you see what I did there? Coyne. Flip. Really, nothin’?
  • The Atomic Punk: Never again will I touch these electrified bars!
  • Sutter_Kaine: “I’ll learn to breath through my nose if it’s the last thing I do!!!”
  • 1rd2th3st: I VOW TO NEVER AGAIN OPEN MY MOUTH MENACINGLY WHILE THINKING TO MYSELF!!!
  • Bael: Prison? Damn, I am never doing shots with Deadpool again!
  • Myro: ”When I get out, I’m gonna get the band back together. This time we’ll call ourselves “Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.”
  • E350: “I SHALL SWALLOW THIS PRISON WHOLE!”
  • Joel: “Hehe, jokes on you, it was a vow of silence.”

After due deliberation, I've decided on our winner, E350!

Congratulations to E350 and all our Finalists!

Caption Contest 117: The Vow!

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3's "Say What?" PhotoBucket site):

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

We're going to mix it up this week and say there's no limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are funny!

Character Design Contest 82 Winners!

Thanks to everyone who entered the very difficult Character Design Contest 82: Pride! Without further ado, here are your Finalists, the submissions I thought had something particularly special about them.

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Character Contest 82: Pride

Next up in our Seven Deadly Sins series of character design contests is Pride!

Your design challenge for this week is to create a character or characters based on something related to the second of the Deadly Sins, "pride". Your character could be named Pride; or you could build a were-lion, a starship named "The Pride of Earth", a mighty warrior who's the pride of her village, or anything else you could think of related to the pride going before the fall.

But really, it's up to you. Just make a great illustration based on the concept of "pride".

The rules are the same as usual:

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his "Bayou Belle" character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see "preview" or "rotate" somewhere in the link you're probably doing it wrong.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I'll choose a winner.

The person with the winning entry as selected by our expert panel (i.e. me) will win their choice of a) a portrait to go in HeroMachine 3, b) an item to go in HeroMachine 3, or c) a custom black and white "Sketch of the Day" style drawing (also by me).

No limit again this week, knock yourselves out.

Good luck, everyone!

Caption Contest 116 Winners!

Many thanks to everyone who entered Caption Contest 16! I rounded up what I thought were the funniest submissions for this "Archie" comics panel:

And here they are!

  • Albannach: Hold that pose, I’ll get the camera!
  • Kaito94: “And I thought your mother was bad with electronics….”
  • Jason22274: Hmmm, looks like Veronica assigned him more “homework.”
  • Hammerknight: ”Good thing we bolted the TV to the wall.”
  • Vampyrist: Archie, Don’t go into the light
  • Dr. Shrinker: I told that boy a re-match was a bad idea.
  • Syntax: That’s an…Interesting safeword.
  • Myro: “I should remind myself not to throw out that lamp.”
  • Myro: “Archie, when I told you to turn that lamp on, I didn’t mean sexually.”
  • E350: Now, son, when I said you needed to ‘lighten up…’

It's tough to pick out just one, but that's why they pay me the big bucks. Oh, wait, I don't get paid any bucks any more ... oh well, the job still needs to be done. So therefore our winner is ... Myro!

Congratulations to Myro, and thanks again to everyone who brought the funny this week.