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RPG Corner: Explaining yourself

One of the challenges I have seemingly every day is explaining myself to people. In my case it’s usually trying to tell them what I do for a living (“I sit around in my underwear and draw super-heroes all day” is what I’ve settled on) and the blank stares in response are priceless.

But that pales in comparison to the difficulty of trying to explain why you play an RPG, or even what one is in the first place.

So I ask you, how do you reply when someone asks what an RPG is, what you do at a session, or why you want to play them in the first place?

I’ve tried analogizing it to a jazz band, where you all agree to a common theme ahead of time, but exactly how the session plays out depends on each person’s imagination, and everyone riffs off of everyone else. Or describing it as writing a group story on the fly, like an improv troupe. “We like to get together and pretend to beat the snot out of things while consuming orange food and beer” comes sort of close. I even tried “Imagine we’re getting together to watch a football game and don’t worry about what we’re actually doing.”

None of that worked all that well though, so I’m up for new ideas. Let ’em rip!

RP: How supers REALLY get their sidekicks

(From “Uncle Sam Quarterly” number 1, 1941.)

Magic Book recipe

Hammerknight once again has a nifty guide to custom item creation in HeroMachine 3, this time a cool looking magic book. Thanks HK!

SOD.189 – Unbelievable Transfiguration of Saliva

I decided to take suggestions from the HeroMachine Facebook page folks as to what to do for the Sketch of the Day today, and they came up with some doozies. I went with the request to use the Seventh Sanctum Joke Grimoire spell name generator, and the first hit that came up was “Unbelievable Transfiguration of Saliva”. The next suggestion from the Facebookers was for “Abe Sapien”, so I combined the two into this:

RP: Bad things to hear in the new health club showers

(From “Feature Comics” number 29, 1940.)

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The Kanji characters on this either mean “male werewolf” or “at least this gaijin is caught up on his sketches of the day”. Regardless, I wanted something more cartoony.

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Somehow, some time, I got behind by two days on these. So I’m going to try to catch up. First, Angel.

More Kirby goodness

Buddy Rob Barrett of “Kracalactaka” has a great analysis of two pages showing Jack Kirby’s fantastic layout skills. Head on over and check them out, it’s really good stuff.

On a side note, I’m glad to see Space Ghost’s sidekick getting a shout-out all the way back in the Sixties. Well done, King Kirby!

(Image and character ©Marvel Comics, Inc.)

Remember when walruses were cool? Me neither.

If ever an actual published comic book sounded like a truly bad “Champions” scenario, this is it:

Meanwhile the Beast’s lecture was interrupted by a super hero wannabe, the bumbling Frog Man. Angel and Iceman came to Beast’s side after the interruption and asked what Frog Man wanted. Frog Man told them he wasn’t there to cause any trouble but wanted to join the Defenders.

I can see the earnest, sweaty GM huddled behind his screen, eyes peering out anxiously as he describes that scenario to his players. He can tell they’re not really buying it — Frog Man? All these people just happen to show up at a lecture at the same time? Pull the other one! — so frantically he whips out his ace in the hole, the clincher he knows will bring his skeptical crew around to how awesome this campaign really is:

Hubert was excited to have his new powers and became the goofy menace known as the Walrus. He wanted to be the best mass destructionist in the world and started off by causing havoc at a Kwikkee Burger joint. His Uncle Humbert told the Walrus to head his way to Brooklyn University and destroy the world-famous Beast in combat. He wanted the Walrus to prove that he was the greatest product of modern science and the both of them would be famous.

With a trembling voice, he whips out the full color visual and announces “That’s right, gentlemen, your awesome foe leaps from the shadows and announces, ‘Beware the awesome menace of … The Walrus!'”

Cue gales of laughter.

I’m glad the artist included the completely random rainbow coloring on the chest “W”, as I don’t think the “special” helmet, socks-as-mitten-gloves, furry unitard, and webbed claw booties quite nail the concept on their own, especially given how wrongly named he is. Because if any big, hairy, “proud” character were going to grace the pages of the comics, let’s be honest — he’d be The Bear, not the Walrus. And if you don’t get that reference, good for you; stay sweet, kid.

(Image and character © Marvel Comics, Inc.)

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