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Caption Contest 54: Feel the Fury!

Nick Fury, that is, IN SPACE! With a tip-o-the-hat to Mighty God King (and to my buddy John for thinking of the idea), your challenge for the week is to come up with the funniest replacement dialog for Nick's second, shouted word balloon on this dynamic classic Marvel cover:

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Make as many entries as you think appropriate in the comments to this post. The winner (as judged by Ye Olde Balde Avenger -- i.e. me) will get EITHER a custom black and white illustration of whatever he or she likes (within reason, and subject to a now-lengthy delay for completion) OR their choice of an outfit or related outfit items to be included in HeroMachine 3.

So put on your thinking caps (beneath your space helmet, apparently, but over your cigar -- also in a space helmet) and make with the funny!

(Image and characters © Marvel Comics and used here for entertainment purposes only.)

Caption Contest 53 Winner

Our great guest judge Amber Love of "Amber's Fashion Tips for Superheroes" has chosen a winner for Caption Contest 53! The person who will get to choose either a custom black and white illustration of whatever they like (within reason) OR an outfit/object to be included in HeroMachine 3 is ... Steve! Again. Who I already owe TWO illustrations to.

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Amber's other placements were:

  • James, 2nd Place - 1. This alternate universe where Obama won really sucks…oh wait…thats right…he DID win…shit..
  • Collex, 3rd Place - 4. Next time, I’m using the red kryptonite. The blue one really sucks.
  • Ian, 4th Place - 1. “I shouldn’t have had that second bean and spinach burrito.”
  • Halloween Jack, 5th Place - 10. Well, I suppose this passes the time til Heromachine 3 is finished.

And her Honorable Mentions:

  • Danny Beaty, 8. Why is Amber Love’s lipstick on my husband’s shirt collar?
  • Cory, 1. I cant wait to see Amber’s new fashion tips…
  • Collex, 5. Hmmm. I wonder if he would be more excited if I had a cool Starfire costume.

Congratulations to Steve and to our other "five star" entries. Keep your eye out for the next HeroMachine Caption Contest, coming soon to a blog near you!

And finally, many thanks to Amber Love for being our excellent guest judge this week. Be sure to keep track of her super-hero fashion blog for all the latest and greatest on being super sartorial.

Random Panel: Worms for dinner AGAIN?!

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HM3: You must acquit!

I've added the GloveLeftStandard set of items to the HeroMachine 3 Alpha, so you can now have matching items without having to manually flip them. I also added two dedicated "arm blasters" by request:

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I'll be moving on to Tops today, so holler if you want anything NOT currently in HeroMachine 2.x or one of the minis.

Poll Position: A new suit to remake the man

Our poll position this week comes from frequent commenter Collex, and I sincerely appreciate the suggestion. Here goes:

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Discussion after the jump. And if you have any ideas for poll position questions, I'd love to hear 'em!

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Random Panel: How authors think

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(From "Fantastic Worlds", number 5, 1952.)

HM3: If the glove fits …

I've just updated the HeroMachine 3 Alpha with the GloveRightStandard set of items. In retrospect I bet I'm going to have to change that to GloveRightMALEStandard, but oh well. Here's a quick taste of some of the new items:

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Like with the shoes, let me know any gloves you'd like to see but don't, or any weirdnesses you encounter. I'm going to keep it just to the right glove for now, until the set is finalized, then I'll swap them all over to the left side. In the meantime, you can use Multiples and flipping to get matching items if you like.

I also wanted to note that if you're using one of the alternate arms, you can still get a good glove on it by picking one, rotating and scaling it to where it mostly fits, then Masking it with the arm piece to make it conform if it's one of the skintight ones.

Finally, the applet itself has one fairly major update to it. Mousing over an item now fades it to 50% transparent instead of giving the blue glow. I am testing to see if the glow is part of the reason trying to mouse around in the canvas area is so slow when you add enough items to the stage. I also think it might make it easier to position items if you can see what's underneath it. Let me know what you think of the change, it's easy enough to go back to the old way if people prefer it.

Random Panel: Pre-Viet Nam era irony

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(From "World War III", 1953.)

Random Panel: Great moments in Orwellism

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(From "Fantastic Worlds", number 5, 1952.)

Random Panel: Bring me to this hatch, STAT!

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(From "America's Best Comics", 1942.)