Random Panel: Walt Disney interviews gone bad

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(From "Day of Vengeance" number 1, ©2005 DC Comics, Inc.)

Character Contest 13: Kick it!

Apparently I am on a sidekick kick, because your character design contest for this week is to create a sidekick for some well-established, but currently solo, character! You can pick any character you like, so long as they don't currently have a sidekick and so long as your attempt is not a re-do of some other previously existing creation. In other words, you can't re-make Robin, since there's already a Robin, and you can't make a new sidekick for Batman called Aquaman who swims around and talks to fish.

The contest will run for one week, with the winner announced next Tuesday. The person with the best design will win the option of having either their caricature or any one item of their choosing included with the final HeroMachine 3 product. Everlasting fame, how sweet is that?!

Also:

  1. You can enter as many times as you want, but to be eligible, you must leave your entry as a comment to this post, and include a link to view the image on a public web server somewhere (i.e. ImageShack.com, PhotoBucket.com, the UGO Forums, etc.).
  2. Each entry must give what current character your creation goes with.
  3. No PhotoShopping or other image manipulation allowed with the exception of basic cropping.
  4. You must use some version of HeroMachine for your image.

Just to get the ball rolling, here are a few off-the-top-of-my-head ideas:

  • Krypto-Kid (Superman), a young boy of Superman-like abilities, origin unknown;
  • Shieldmaiden (Wonder Woman), a young Amazon kicked off of Paradise Island for being too warlike, sent to apprentice with Diana in hopes that her more warlike nature can be curbed.
  • Bot! (Zot!), a hyper-enthusiastic robot slavishly devoted to Zot who hopes to proselytize the Way of the Robot to all meat-shields, converting them to the cybernetic lifestyle.

In other words, part of the fun is figuring out why a given character would have a sidekick now, after all this time, and how their new compatriot would fit into the main narrative.

Good luck everyone, I can't wait to see what you come up with!

Caption Contest 57 Winner

I am happy to present the winner of Caption Contest 57, and the guy who gets to choose either his own custom item or a caricature of his head for inclusion in HeroMachine 3, Cory!

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The other Honorable Mentions were:

  • Al: "Go ahead-say anything about it that can’t be made into a ‘That’s what she said’ joke. I DARE you.”
  • Ian: No, it’s not to be taken internally.
  • The Doomed Pixel: It’s a penis. Why, what did you think it was?
  • Xstacy: It’s too late to change the design now, Ted. Besides, I don’t think anybody will notice.
  • JWMan: “It doesn’t even look like it should be standing let alone work. I give it a D+ merely out of baffled fascination.”
  • Fishpants: You’re too late, Mr. Bond! The ammunition balls will be here any minute.
  • Abron:Is That a Giant Laser Of Doom or are you just happy to see me?
  • Biffbiffley: “Why, we were given grants for this project by Pfizer, how could you tell?”

Thanks to everyone who entered, and congratulations to Cory and our Honorable Mentions. Some time this afternoon I'll put up the next contest, let me know in comments if you want another Caption Contest or to go back to a Character Design Contest instead.

Random Panel: Great moments in awkward insults

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(From "Amazing Man" number 10, 1940.)

Poll Position: Kickin’ it side-style

Apologies for the slow posting, the site's been at a crawl all day and I got distracted drawing. The "Sky" set has morphed into general backgrounds and buildings, because once you get past clouds and stars and the sun, you're pretty much done as far as skies go. Who knew?

Anyway, our Poll Position this week puts you in the position of super-hero-in-training, as you get the chance to apprentice with one currently side-kickless character:

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Discussion to follow!

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Random Panel: Wait, killing is murder AND illegal? Since when?!

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(From "Amazing Man" number 10, 1940.)

Contest 50 Prize: Knight

I've completed the custom illustration for Caption Contest 50, a Knight in the service of ... ah, a certain tree-affiliated kingdom that is totally imaginary and not in any way copyrighted by someone else. Yeah.

Many thanks to Tal for being so understanding on the long delay.

Random Panel: What your parents are into once you move out

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(From "Day of Vengeance" number 1, ©2005, DC Comics, Inc.)

Caption Contest 49 Prize

So guilt and a hanging sense of failure finally drove me to circle back and finish up (or at least try to) some previous contest winners. Steve just approved his custom illustration for winning Caption Contest 49, the armored solider "Crimson Dawn":

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I apologize to all previous winners who haven't yet gotten your prizes, but I am working on them as time allows and you will NOT be forgotten. Many thanks to Steve and the other winners for their patience thus far, I really appreciate it.

Random Panel: Some people never moved on from 1939, sadly

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(From "Amazing Man" number 6, 1939.)