HM3: Legwear update

I’ve just added the “LegwearMaleOuterwear” set to the HeroMachine 3 Alpha, which includes the following items and more:

The idea is that this set contains leg-worn items that do are not fitted around the waist and groin, or which don’t have individual fitted leggings. Things like loin cloths, kilts, armor skirting, pouches, etc.

Let me know in the comments if there are additional items that fit the set you would like to see. Note that I am not done with Legwear yet, this is only those Legwear items that hang loose from the waist, or which are tied around individual bits of the leg. I’ll be doing full pants and such next, but these were easier and I wanted to knock them out.

I tried to make sure that most of the items in Tops-MaleFantasyArmor had something to go with them, hopefully this will help while I work on the complete sets.

Remember, if there’s only a “right” option, just choose “multiples”, add the item again, and use the “Flip” button to put it on the left. You’ll have to drag it over there but it ought to work.

Pantsless no more!

Imagine my surprise when I checked “Project: Rooftop” today and saw a retrofit of our very own pantsless Unknown Soldier! Head on over and check it out, it’s pretty awesome.

Poll Position: Unwitting minion

In the spirit of last week’s question, which generated some great ideas and discussion, once again we bring ourselves to wonder what happens if we’re not who we think we are:

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Discussion to follow! And since last week the suggestions were all actual good ideas and not inappropriate in any way, I’ve left it open this time as well for you to put in your own answers. Make them good though!

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Caption Contest 82 VOTE!

Thanks to everyone who entered Caption Contest 82, they were a hoot to read. I’ve picked the ones I thought were the funniest for you all to vote on; the top vote getter as of next Monday will receive his or her choice of either any item they like, or a portrait, to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 product.

Good luck everyone and congratulations on being a Finalist!

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META: Slowness

Sorry for the delays on posts, specifically the results from the last caption contest. I’ve been having very frustrating internet connection issues the last couple of days. I should have the results up in a bit, though, my apologies again for the slippage.

RP: So random it's nonsensical

(From “Rocketman” number 1, 1952. Seriously, wtf is going on here?)

Character Contest 42: Another Brick in the Wall

Last time out we took aim at the classic comic book Martial Artists, and this week we’re doing the same with that venerable archetype we modern-day types call a “Brick”.

The Brick on the team is the heavy hitter, the punishment-absorber, the living shield, the person who takes and dishes out most of the physical damage on tap for that day. Classic examples would include The Thing, The Hulk, Colossus, Juggernaut, and The Blob. Typically these characters have enormous strength and stamina, often expressed as gigantic bulging muscles and powerful, stocky frames.

Sometimes, though, the team Brick might be deceptively normal looking, like Ultra Boy, Mon-El, Wonder Woman, or even Namor. Whatever the physical appearance, though, the Brick’s job is to deal out physical damage while absorbing the same, and staying active as long as possible.

Bricks get up close and personal to do their fighting (with the exception of the always-classic thrown vehicle or chunk of pavement), so even though a character might be physically tough, they wouldn’t qualify if they mainly used ranged powers or weapons in combat.

Of course you could take this out of the realm of super-heroes completely, instead choosing to design a classic armored knight/paladin, or a big tough soldier, or even a character from ancient Greek myths like Hercules.

The rules are the same as always:

  • All entries must be submitted as a comment to this post;
  • Each entry must have a link to a publicly accessible web site (i.e. the UGO Forums, ImageShack, whatever) where the image of your character is posted;
    • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his “Bayou Belle” character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
    • If possible, please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see “preview” or “rotate” somewhere in the link you’re probably doing it wrong.
  • The contest ends next Monday, whereupon I will choose an overall winner, who receives his or her choice of either any item they like, or a portrait, to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 version.

Good luck, everyone!

RP: Career-limiting names, Plutonian edition

(From “Rocketman” number 1, 1952.)

RP: Now that's just wrong

(From “Stars and Stripes” number 5, 1941.)

RP: So much for the serarch for INTELLIGENT life

(From “Rocketman” number 1, 1952.)