Category Archives: Challenges

Contest 47 Winner

I am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 47 (and his own custom black and white illustration of whatever he likes) is ... Steve!

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As you'll see from the Honorable Mentions below, there were a lot of good entries this week. While Steve's wasn't necessarily laugh-out-loud funny, I did think it had a great sense of snark about it.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who entered, particularly the long list of Honorable Mentions (like I said, it was a good week):

  • Tal: Sorry, that’s not the safeword!
  • Rick: “Whose Got yer nose?”
  • John: Dude. Tic-Tac. Seriously.
  • Cory: All your face are belong to us.
  • miggo: Zed? It’s Maynard. The spider just caught a new fly..
  • Whit: A wiseguy, eh? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…
  • Danny Beaty: I don’t want a “Watchtower”!
  • primate9683: Perhaps if you’d put holes in the mask BEFORE, you wouldn’t have knocked everything down…
  • D: There’s something in your eye… Oh, it’s my finger.

Keep your eyes on this space for the next Caption Contest and YOUR chance to win a professional illustration, coming up later today!

Contest 44 Prize: White Lightning

Cory and I have finished his prize for winning Caption Contest 44, White Lightning:

Thanks to Cory for coming up with a fun concept and being easy to work with.

If you want to win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason), take a crack at Caption Contest 47, going on now!

Warrior redux

While going through the hundreds of entries for the UGO Modern Warrior contest (don't forget to vote for a winner!), I pulled out several examples of creative use of the program to show what it can do. I'll post them below the fold with a little explanation of why I thought each was noteworthy.

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Modern Warrior Game Contest Finalists

UGO has announced their top five finalists for the "Modern Warrior" contest! The top vote-getting character will star in his own online computer game, powered by Microsoft's new Silverlight technology. Pretty cool stuff, and you can start voting now for the character design you think is best.

Good luck to all the finalists!

Contest 43 Prize: Bedlam

Rob Rogers (author of the fantastic super-hero novel "Devil's Cape", which you really ought to read if you haven't already as it's awesome) have finished his prize for winning Caption Contest 43:

Bedlam is a character from "Devil's Cape", and I'm honored to have had the chance to work on the illustration. Many thanks to Rob!

You can win your own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) if you come up with the best entry for Caption Contest 47, going on right now!

Caption Contest 47: Peek-a-boo

Put your thinking cap on, because if you can come up with the best replacement dialog for this comic book panel, you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) from professional artist Jeff Hebert:

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The rules are simple: leave your entry in the comments to this post; no more than three entries per person; and keep it relatively clean.

Good luck, everyone! You can see past winners' prizes here, and I'll be posting more in the next few days.

Contest 46 Winner

I am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 46, and the recipient of a custom black and white illustration of whatever he or she likes (within reason), is ... Redrain!

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We received more entries for this one than at any time in the past, so special congratulations to Redrain for pulling out a victory against stiff competition. And congratulations as well to the other Honorable Mentions:

  • Whit: I’ve swollen, and I can’t get up!
  • Frankie: “Wait. Um, yes.”
  • D: Thunder! Thunder! THUNDERPANTS…

I almost picked Frankie's, I even had it plugged into the image to take a look at it all put together. But at the end of the day I just thought Redrain's fit the panel better as a composite.

Well done, all, and thanks for participating!

Caption Contest 46: NOOOOOOO!!

I love this panel. Love love love love it. It's from Image's "Prophet" number 5, and while I had to edit out two editor-text boxes in the lower right, it's totally worth it because surely there can be no more cliched image in all of comicdom. I cannot wait to see what you all come with for captions on this bad boy:

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If you come up with the best/funniest dialog to for the balloon, you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) from me, Jeff Hebert, professional illustrator and full-time bald guy. You can't beat that with a stick, folks!

As always, no more than three entries per person, left in the comments to this post, with said entries not to exceed the bounds of what would commonly be seen on broadcast television.

Good luck everyone!

Edited to Add: OK, I can't let this go. Let me count the Image-y goodness in this panel. Gross, bulbous thighs. Bizarre padded wrestling helmet. Massive gun across the back. Massive ammunition belts across ... well, everything. Huge, bulging, vein-filled arms. Strange, tiny fists. Lots an dlots of grenades. Shuriken belt buckle. Sitting in flames and yet not burned. Bald head with tubes sticking out. No feet. Unbelievably wrinkled and massive crotch. Blood everywhere. Phlegmings in the mouth. Massive grimace. No pupils (time is money here, people, if we leave out the pupils we save a hundred man-hours in the course of one year!). NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Upside-down mini-machete sheath with bullet loops on top, because every square inch must be taken up with ammo. Leg shadows that are filled with both color and lines.

Ok, now I'm done.

Contest 45 Winner

Congratulations to the winner of Caption Contest 45, and recipient of a custom black and white illustration of whatever he likes -- Lyogi!

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Thanks to everyone who entered, and congratulations as well to the following Honorable Mentions:

  • Skiriki: “Remember boys, pouches out, grimace a lot and don’t show your feet no matter what!”
  • Runt82: I told you kids to get off my lawn!
  • Lyogi: “We are the NEW members of the lollipop guild.”
  • Loki: POINT AND GASP!!!
  • Fishpants: The arrow goes THAT WAY. And next time bring like 2 or 3.
  • jim: “ok team, show them yer GRRRR faces”

Check back later today for the next Caption Contest and your chance to win your own professional illustration!

Your video game fame chance ends Saturday!

Don't forget, you've only got until January 31, 2009 at 11:59 PM (ET) -- that's this Saturday! -- to enter the UGO Modern Warrior Video Game Contest! The best character submitted will star in his own online video game, cementing your place in the pantheon of Creative Geniuses.

So click here to get busy already, you don't have much time!