Caption Contest 47: Peek-a-boo

Put your thinking cap on, because if you can come up with the best replacement dialog for this comic book panel, you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) from professional artist Jeff Hebert:


The rules are simple: leave your entry in the comments to this post; no more than three entries per person; and keep it relatively clean.

Good luck, everyone! You can see past winners' prizes here, and I'll be posting more in the next few days.

57 Responses to Caption Contest 47: Peek-a-boo

  1. Tal says:

    1. Sorry, that’s not the safeword!
    2. Where’s that ickle nosey?
    3. We think it’s jugular calcification.

  2. Runt82 says:

    1) Good. Now can you read the letters on the bottom row?

  3. DJ says:

    1.Out of my way. They have cheese.
    2. Hmm… I guess you aren’t Micheal Jackson.

  4. Runt82 says:

    2) Smell my new girlfriend.

  5. Runt82 says:

    3) You’re wrong! CATS is the best musical EVER!

  6. Rick says:

    1. “Baby face… you got the cutest lil baby face!”

    2. “Whose Got yer nose?”

    3. “You have eye boogies, let me help”

  7. John says:

    Dude. Tic-Tac. Seriously.

  8. Steve says:

    1. For the last time, no means no.

    2. There…NOW you look like deathstroke.

    3. Stupid superglue.

  9. Cory says:

    1. How dare you make fun of MY headgear.

    2. Dude, full face bandanas are so last year.

    3. All your face are belong to us.

  10. amathakathi says:

    1. guess what my other hand is doing!
    2. blindness – his one weakness!
    3. Wow this mask is so… soft

  11. jim says:

    1 “talk to the hand”
    2 “And the super villin is….OLD MAN WILSON!?”
    3 “ill show u my face if u show me yers.”

  12. Damien says:

    1] Bad Hulk! Hulk no smash!
    2] I said I don’t kiss until the third date.
    3] Feel the wrath of the Hand of Midas!

  13. miggo says:

    1) Bad news: The toilet paper’s out.
    2) Zed? It’s Maynard. The spider just caught a new fly..

  14. Brambles says:

    Better, or worse?

  15. Vengeance says:

    Is this a Prada???

    Cat got your tongue??

    Yo what do you mean, feces throwing isn’t a super power!!

  16. Whit says:

    1) A wiseguy, eh? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…

  17. Loki says:

    Is that silk? I’m so, like, mad at you!

    Are you using turtle wax? you cheat!

    See! I am shiner then you!

  18. will says:

    Oh, I see it, it’s just an eyelash in there!

    I think the other hole is behind your ear…

  19. Syzyx says:

    1) Good thing I’m an excellent bowler!

    2) Wait! Whose arm is grabbing your face?

    3) Hmm… I know that chin…

  20. Whit says:

    This is Ultimate Fighting, man–eye gouging’s legal!

  21. Neil Leslie says:

    Another Liefeld panel? My eyes! My eyes!

  22. Ian says:

    1. Oooooh! Is that suede?

    2. Take it off so I can kiss you, sweet guy.

    3. You’ve got some bad chafing here.

  23. HalLoweEn JacK says:

    1. Take me to bed or lose me forever!

  24. HalLoweEn JacK says:

    2. Hey! An Eyeball!

  25. HalLoweEn JacK says:

    Hey, a little privacy, I’m still on the john!

  26. Mkall says:

    1. Found a zit!
    2. Peek-a-boo, I see you.
    3. You know contact lenses would help those eyes

  27. Nancy says:

    Dude, that’s my underpants on your face…..

  28. Jester says:

    1. Sorry man… you’re just not my type.

    2. Well, you can’t eat waffles with THAT mask…

  29. Jose Inoa says:

    [1] Gently! You’ll ruin the finish!
    [2] Purple looks way better on ME, toots!
    [3] Smell it. Smell it! NOW TAKE IT!

  30. Danny Beaty says:

    1. Take a Prozac!

    2. I don’t want a “Watchtower”!

    3. Somebody’s face is red.

  31. Whit says:

    3) If I pull here, that should straighten that awful neck out.

  32. Worf says:

    1) There. Now you can see, right?
    2) Hmmm, maybe if I poke here…….
    3) Wow, if your eye is like this I really don’t care to see the rest of the face.

  33. Cole Britt says:

    1)You have pretty eyes
    2)Look at me in the eye and say your sorry
    3)You know masks are so pro wrestling geez

  34. The Imp says:

    1. Ooooh! It’s moist…

    2. Okay baby, now turn your head and cough.

    3. Is that a bundle of twigs on your neck or are you just happy to see me?

  35. Frankie says:

    “So many pouches.”

  36. deadeas says:

    Hmm…It really is silky smooth!

  37. Frankie says:

    “Oops. You have some schmutz in your eye.”

  38. Frankie says:

    “No, but you can give me a face.”

  39. primate9683 says:

    Perhaps if you’d put holes in the mask BEFORE, you wouldn’t have knocked everything down…

  40. primate9683 says:

    I don’t care if Heidi and Giselle ARE your favorites, the models’ dressing rooms are STILL off limits…

  41. David says:

    1.)I think you should see a doctor… I think I see an extra muscule or two
    2.) Those sure are some big shoulder pads, good thing they won’t, like go out of style in a few years.
    3.) Super Lame 90’s Face Grab!

  42. D says:

    There’s something in your eye… Oh, it’s my finger.

    Hold still, damn it! I can’t put your contact in if you keep moving!

    I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

  43. Spyguy149 says:

    Ooooo what does this button do?



  44. Brad says:

    I can’t get your eye booger if you dont stay still!!!

  45. marty says:

    1 guess where my hand has been. go on guess
    2 smell it! smell it!
    3 you know if my hand is bigger than your face you have a disease.

  46. Zorbas The Awesome says:

    1. SCOOBY Hep me get this mask off him!!!!

    2. Ssh ssh ssh Let ME talk for you!

    3. [redacted by Management.]

  47. Eric B. says:

    1.) “Hey, it’s not MY fault if you didn’t notice that your gimp mask was missing the mouth zipper!”

    2.) “Note to self: Cut out eyeholes in mask BEFORE putting it on.”

    3.) “Shhh… Don’t worry, baby–I feel the same way, too. What say you and I go back to my place, and we can reload our ammo pouches together?”

  48. Ballin' Boy says:

    36 right…16 left…3 right JACKPOT! YOUR FACE.

  49. Ballin' Boy says:

    Oh wise guy eh?

  50. Ballin' Boy says:

    You never had a deep tissue massage on your face?

  51. carlos hill says:

    1. no, not on the first date.
    2.let me get that off your face for you.
    3.poor thing you got sleep in your eye

  52. Redrain says:

    1: TAG!

    2: I smell… AXE

    3: Now we remove the wax… and your as smooth as a baby’s bottom!

  53. Zincspider says:

    1: How can you look into these eyes and then not… STAB THEM!

    2: No! He knows my one weakness! A magnet mask!

    3: Guess what I do with this hand!

  54. Tristan Gough says:

    a) No Fool… That’s my balaclava! You left yours in the car!
    b) Talk to the hand!

  55. brad says:

    1 i just love this mask! is this goochie?!

    2 hey dude smell my finger.

    3 taste the golden hand of shmoopy!

  56. KitVanderbilt says:

    “C’mon, we watched that episode of Star Trek together! You know this’ll work if you just hold still.”