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Caption Contest 58

To up the challenge this week, I have a panel with a blank caption that is NOT, in fact, completely blank. How crazy is that?!

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What is the mysterious cloud of green funk? What is the identity of the portly fellow, and what is he doing? That's up to you to decide, but somehow whatever you write to fill in that missing dialog balloon has to make sense with the white-clad fellow's "Blundering Fool!" rejoinder.

Yeah, good luck with that! The rules as usual are:

  • All entries must be made as comments to this post;
  • No more than three (3) entries per person;
  • Keep it clean, appropriate for a PG-13 type of audience.

That's it! I'll choose a winner next Tuesday, to be selected by whichever one makes me laugh the most. So get ready to bring the funny! The winner will get to choose to have either a caricature of their face, or any one item of their choice, included with the HeroMachine 3 final version.

Good luck everyone!

Character Contest 13 Winner

Thanks to everyone who entered Character Contest 13, and congratulations to the finalists below for their outstanding work. Before getting into the meat of the submissions, though, I wanted to kick things off with Ian Healy's inspired cover, which would never get the Comics Code Authority seal but nonetheless is a hoot:

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And now, the finalists!

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Character Contest 13: Kick it!

Apparently I am on a sidekick kick, because your character design contest for this week is to create a sidekick for some well-established, but currently solo, character! You can pick any character you like, so long as they don't currently have a sidekick and so long as your attempt is not a re-do of some other previously existing creation. In other words, you can't re-make Robin, since there's already a Robin, and you can't make a new sidekick for Batman called Aquaman who swims around and talks to fish.

The contest will run for one week, with the winner announced next Tuesday. The person with the best design will win the option of having either their caricature or any one item of their choosing included with the final HeroMachine 3 product. Everlasting fame, how sweet is that?!

Also:

  1. You can enter as many times as you want, but to be eligible, you must leave your entry as a comment to this post, and include a link to view the image on a public web server somewhere (i.e. ImageShack.com, PhotoBucket.com, the UGO Forums, etc.).
  2. Each entry must give what current character your creation goes with.
  3. No PhotoShopping or other image manipulation allowed with the exception of basic cropping.
  4. You must use some version of HeroMachine for your image.

Just to get the ball rolling, here are a few off-the-top-of-my-head ideas:

  • Krypto-Kid (Superman), a young boy of Superman-like abilities, origin unknown;
  • Shieldmaiden (Wonder Woman), a young Amazon kicked off of Paradise Island for being too warlike, sent to apprentice with Diana in hopes that her more warlike nature can be curbed.
  • Bot! (Zot!), a hyper-enthusiastic robot slavishly devoted to Zot who hopes to proselytize the Way of the Robot to all meat-shields, converting them to the cybernetic lifestyle.

In other words, part of the fun is figuring out why a given character would have a sidekick now, after all this time, and how their new compatriot would fit into the main narrative.

Good luck everyone, I can't wait to see what you come up with!

Caption Contest 57 Winner

I am happy to present the winner of Caption Contest 57, and the guy who gets to choose either his own custom item or a caricature of his head for inclusion in HeroMachine 3, Cory!

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The other Honorable Mentions were:

  • Al: "Go ahead-say anything about it that can’t be made into a ‘That’s what she said’ joke. I DARE you.”
  • Ian: No, it’s not to be taken internally.
  • The Doomed Pixel: It’s a penis. Why, what did you think it was?
  • Xstacy: It’s too late to change the design now, Ted. Besides, I don’t think anybody will notice.
  • JWMan: “It doesn’t even look like it should be standing let alone work. I give it a D+ merely out of baffled fascination.”
  • Fishpants: You’re too late, Mr. Bond! The ammunition balls will be here any minute.
  • Abron:Is That a Giant Laser Of Doom or are you just happy to see me?
  • Biffbiffley: “Why, we were given grants for this project by Pfizer, how could you tell?”

Thanks to everyone who entered, and congratulations to Cory and our Honorable Mentions. Some time this afternoon I'll put up the next contest, let me know in comments if you want another Caption Contest or to go back to a Character Design Contest instead.

Contest 50 Prize: Knight

I've completed the custom illustration for Caption Contest 50, a Knight in the service of ... ah, a certain tree-affiliated kingdom that is totally imaginary and not in any way copyrighted by someone else. Yeah.

Many thanks to Tal for being so understanding on the long delay.

Caption Contest 49 Prize

So guilt and a hanging sense of failure finally drove me to circle back and finish up (or at least try to) some previous contest winners. Steve just approved his custom illustration for winning Caption Contest 49, the armored solider "Crimson Dawn":

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I apologize to all previous winners who haven't yet gotten your prizes, but I am working on them as time allows and you will NOT be forgotten. Many thanks to Steve and the other winners for their patience thus far, I really appreciate it.

Blast from the Past: Caption Contest 57

Like an old boyfriend who just can't let go, or the drooling zombie hungry for your brains, it's ... the RETURN of the CAPTION CONTEST! By request, for at least this week we're going to return to that treasured gem of old, and I will challenge you to come up with the best or funniest replacement dialog for this comic book panel:

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It's been a while, so let's review the rules.

  • All entries must be made as comments to this post;
  • No more than three (3) entries per person;
  • Keep it clean, appropriate for a PG-13 type of audience (which I admit will be difficult given the ... suggestive physical appearance of the highly complicated scientific device in the image).

That's it! I'll choose a winner next Tuesday, to be selected by whichever one makes me laugh the most. So get ready to bring the funny! The winner will get to choose to have either a caricature of their face, or any one item of their choice, included with the HeroMachine 3 final version.

Good luck everyone!

(Image from "Atom-man" number 1, 1946.)

Character Contest 12 Winner!

I admit, the whole "Image Nineties" contest was pretty specific, and probably meant that a lot of people not as "in" on what went down during that decade were probably turned off, BUT ... the entries I did get made me laugh. Like, a lot. So it was all worth it in the end!

Having said that, I think even those who aren't as morally outraged by the artistic excesses of super-hero comics in the Nineties will get a kick out of these Honorable Mentions and, of course, the overall winner that appears at the end of the post.

Without further ado, let's jump in the Wayback Machine!

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Character Contest 12: The Image Nineties

A certain style of character became hugely popular during the early 1990's, and while it quickly spread to all corners of the comic book universe (driving a college-aged Jeff from reading them altogether), "Image" was definitely the heart and soul of the new standards in super-hero design. Your challenge for this week is to come up with a character that best represents the kind of thing Image would have enthusiastically printed during that decade, something the really symbolizes what the whole thing was really about.

You know, thigh pouches.

Now now, that's not fair. There were also arm pouches, belt pouches, chest pouches, headband pouches, and ginormous guns. Giant claws dripping blood and/or ichor. Ridonkulous hair flying every which-way. Musculature usually only found in body-building magazines and medical journals under "Freak". Characters who all have "Blood" or "War" or "Death" or, even better, all three in their name. That sort of thing.

The person who turns in the character most in tune with that ideal will win either a caricature of their head or any one item of their choice to be included in the final version of HeroMachine 3. Either way, you get to be immortalized!

Good luck everyone, I have to say I am almost giddy with excitement to see what you come up with.

Character Contest 11: The Terror of Winning!

While unintentional, you have to admit that posting so late at night IS fairly terrible. Unlike the following Honorable Mentions and our ultimate winner, which are all made of pure awesome!

First I wanted to give a shout-out to Almost Insane's attempt at putting together an entire classic pulp comic book cover, because that's just really cool. He even included the "Now Only 10 cent" graphic, which always struck dread in my wee heart as a child because I knew it inevitably presaged a price hike.

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Two other entries also struck a fun chord with their innovative poses. First up was Ian's terrible twosome, the Terror Twins. I really liked the complementary costume designs, but what really sells it is the girl's crouched energy-flinging pose. Both characters have a sense of dynamism and fun, and when you're looking to "re-cast" a series, that's gotta be close to the top of the "Must Have" list.

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The other "fun pose" entry I wanted to highlight was Isia's one-hand-stand female take on the character. Swapping the gender of a character has a long and storied history in the annals of the comic book industry, so I can definitely see that happening with ol' BT.

The next entries I thought had the best overall take on what the character relaunch might really be like. We'll start with Brons' very simple "modernizing" of the basic costume which, let's be honest, was already pretty cool. With just a few tweaks the basic integrity of the original is preserved, while still looking much more up-to-date. The cowl, the hood, swapping the blue cape out for black, a thicker more utilitarian belt, and removing the yellow piping show that you don't have to go crazy to get current.

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DoomedPixel went for a more radical redesign, while still keeping a few select elements to honor the original spirit of the character. I love the use of the jaw bone and the white shoulder discs to suggest a skull without being an actual skull, for instance. The mechanized, almost steam-punk look works really well, and would make me want to know what changed, why he's still called the same name as the original, and what he's all about. In terms of the image itself, the attempted flame effect at the bottom doesn't quite do it for me, and I could probably do without the clawed hands, but overall it's a really good assemblage. The pseudo-skull definitely sells it, though.

HecNukem also went in a completely different direction with the reimagining, with his strong yellow-and-black gun-toting character. Whereas Brons lost the yellow to good effect, HecNukem chose instead to really go with it, turning what was a weakness in the original character design into a strength. On a technical note, I liked the shadow blob behind the character, it adds a nice sense of dimensionality to the whole image. Ultimately, though, I thought this wasn't quite right for the "Black Terror" franchise.

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The winner overall for me was our first two-time winner, and he's doing it in style -- back to back! Timespike takes the prize with his seventh version of the character:

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I thought this design should win for several reasons. First, I like that some elements of the original were kept, including that silly domino mask. It works with the rest of the costume here for some reason, maybe it's just the lack of a string. I also like that he kept the red-lined cape, switching the back from blue to black like others did but still retaining that flair. And I really love that the skull has been moved off the chest and into the projection, which is a killer effect. The semi-transparent floating skulls also tell you that this character is about more than just the physical, opening up the possibility of arcane story arcs. In short, I thought this was the best overall take both as an image design, and as a potential jumping off point for a new comics series. Which was, after all, the point of the exercise.

So congratulations to two-time winner Timespike, and to everyone who took the time to create an entry. This was a fun contest and I hope you had as good a time coming up with your design, even if it didn't win, as I did in reading and viewing what you came up with.