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Caption Contest 41 Winner

I am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 41 is … John D!

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Congratulations to John, who wins a custom black and white illustration of whatever he likes (within reason). I had to truncate the lyrics a bit to fit the balloon, but I loved the idea of Thanos appearing in a musical. Maybe if he did that more often he wouldn’t be so grumpy and bent on universal destruction, you know?

The other Honorable Mentions this week were:

  • Kaldath: Five … Five Dollar Foot Longs!!
  • jude: “Spirit fingers!!!!!”
  • epochfox: join the dark side…. we have cookies and these lovely costumes
  • Bael: “Well aren’t you just the cutest little homicidal xenomorph in the whole wide universe! Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!”
  • Ballin’ Boy: You’re an angry elf!
  • Rick: Ribbed… for your pleasure.

I apparently love commercial references, obscure movie quotes, cookies, baby talk, and lewd allusions. Me in a nutshell, pretty much!

Thanks to everyone who entered, and keep an eye out in a bit for Caption Contest 42 and YOUR chance to win a professional illustration!

Random Panel: Questions you never want to hear yourself ask …

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Contest 37 Prize: Gravn Imaj

Halloween Jack and I have finished his very funny prize for winning Caption Contest 37. He wanted a parody of a character featuring as many 1990’s-era Image cliches as possible, and here’s what I ultimately came up with:

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(Click the image for a larger version.)

I tried to throw in everything I could, including:

  • Big wide chest and itty-bitty hands;
  • Headpiece at least as large as the torso;
  • Grotesque skull-head open-mouthed gaping grin;
  • Uncontrollable mane of hair;
  • Lots of braids flying in all directions;
  • Feet hidden by convenient bits of landscaping;
  • Weapons that don’t quite fit in the hands if you really look at them;
  • Bristling bits of gear hanging from all over;
  • Pouches, pouches, and more pouches;
  • Unnecessary bits of costume fluffery like oversized shoulder pads, thigh bands, etc.;
  • Banded-metal body parts;

The thing about it is, I kind of like the drawing! That’s the power of seduction that is Rob Liefeld. It all looks really hawt on first glance, until you look closer at it. But hey, that formula netted him millions, so who am I to bitch about it?

Unfortunately Halloween Jack is out of town on vacation until the end of January so I couldn’t get this approved, but he told me to go for it and post it whenever I felt it was ready. It’s a lot different than the last thing he saw, hopefully he’ll still be pleased.

Don’t forget, you can win your OWN custom black and white illustration of whatever you like if you win the HeroMachine Caption Contest 41, going on right now!

You also still have time to enter the UGO Games contest to design the coolest-looking modern warrior. If you win, your creation will be the featured character in an actual online video game, which is awesome. So get busy!

Poll Position: Giant atomic monsters = love

To celebrate the New Year, I thought we should tip our hat to our Asian neighbors and … oh baloney, I just wanted to think about guys in tights beating the crap out of a giant laser-breathed lizard. Sue me.
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Random Panel: QUANTUM goats, sure, but not regular ones

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Random Panel: Great moments in VERY specific blaster settings

But Captain, mine only has stun and kill!

Watchmen sequel announced!

This just in: “Watchmen” creators Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons have just signed Rob Liefeld to write and illustrate the sequel to their all-time great graphic novel! I was able to obtain a sneak preview of the upcoming cover:

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I feel the extra costuming elements really add something to the characters; I know I look forward to seeing what’s in all those pouches, at least. And I got so tired of those Gibbons backgrounds, so full of detail and meaning. Give me good old-fashioned color gradients with lots of random lines hatching across it any day!

I also feel the change in writing duties bodes well, because who wants to spend all that time talking about history and relationships and blah blah blah? I say every page should be a splash page featuring The Watchmen jumping out of a helicopter in order to fight an opposing group of other super-powered characters, like maybe the zombie corpse of Moloch shooting laser beams from his undead eyes!!1!

This definitely is going to rock, I can’t wait to read it.

(I wish I could credit the original creator of the image but I can’t figure out who did it — I found it through one of those random Google searches and it didn’t have a source.)

Random Panel: Great moments in bad technobabble

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META: Installation upgrade

I upgraded to the latest version of WordPress today, and although it looks like it’s working you never really know for sure. So give me a shout if something is broken.

On coining sounds

You often find common words used as onomontoPOWia in comics, which is both understandable and lazy at the same time. Usually it doesn’t work, as we saw when a young Jim Starlin tried to use “BRONX” as the sound of Iron Man hitting a galactic vampire. Joe Staton swings and misses in the pages of “Millennium” as well with the same technique:

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Both are one letter off from common sound effects, and the effect is jarring. POW and BASH I can mentally translate into something I might hear. But adding a letter to turn each from a sound effect to an actual word decreases their ability to convey meaning. You can’t help but bring up the words’ definitions in your mind when you read them, and instantly you’re not in the realm of the auditory but rather the physical in one case and emotional in the other. You want to keep your reader in the moment, not break them out of it thinking, “That’s not what a plow is …”

Keep it simple, folks; sometimes more is less.