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But first get the blind guy offa lookout duty

(From "Badge of Justice" number 2, 1955.)

Character Contest 81: Greed

Next up in our Seven Deadly Sins series of character design contests is Greed!

Your design challenge for this week is to create a character or characters based on something related to the second of the Deadly Sins, "greed". Your character could be named greed, or you could build a mentalist who inspires greed in his or her victims; a classic "dungeon crawl" group of adventurers looking to plunder the nearest goblin cave; a gold-hungry Dragon; the Generalized Recovery / Exploration / Exploitation Device robot; or anything else you could think of related to the desire to own everything.

But really, it's up to you. Just make a great illustration based on the concept of "greed".

The rules are the same as usual:

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his "Bayou Belle" character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see "preview" or "rotate" somewhere in the link you're probably doing it wrong.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I'll choose a winner.

The person with the winning entry as selected by our expert panel (i.e. me) will win their choice of a) a portrait to go in HeroMachine 3, b) an item to go in HeroMachine 3, or c) a custom black and white "Sketch of the Day" style drawing (also by me).

No limit again this week, knock yourselves out.

Good luck, everyone!

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Caption Contest 115 Winners!

We had a ton of great entries for the last Caption Contest, featuring this charming gentleman:

Without further ado, here are the ones that I thought were particularly funny:

  • alphaalpharomeo: This one time a band camp I tried eating a tuba
  • Gero: “What? Do I have something in my tooth?”
  • MrMikeK: What do you mean I’m lyin’ to you through my tooth?
  • 1rd2th3st: "… Long story short, I really like taffy.”
  • TOOL: That’s the last time I make a bet against the Patriots.
  • The Atomic Punk: Just take the picture already. I don’t got no good side.
  • Mr.MikeK: If it wasn’t for the dental plan, I wouldn’t have Ol’ Chopper here!
  • TheNate: Four out of five dentists say you should brush after every meal. I had the fifth dentist.
  • spidercow2012: Jeff! Jeff! I seem to be seeing a strange and wonderful picture of the past!
  • Dan Gonzalez: Look, I know my online profile said I was an 18 year old cheerleader, but we’re here, so…
  • BenK22: Get punched in the face by Superman. We’ll see how you look.

There can be only one winner, however, and for that I choose ... 1rd2th3st! I still am chuckling over that one, so nice job!

Many thanks to everyone who entered and congratulations to both 1rd2th3st and all of our Finalists.

Except not on Monday. Sorry.

(From "Badge of Justice" number 2, 1955.)

Next, on a very special "Wayne's World"

(From "Slave Girl Comics" number 1, 1949.)

Open Critique Day 31

Although my new full-time (non-HeroMachine) job might keep me from actually getting to these before tomorrow, it's time for another Open Critique Day!

But hopefully you'll get a lot more than 16 neurons firing on the case.

If you have a HeroMachine illustration or another piece of artwork you've done that you'd like some help with, post a link to it in comments along with your thoughts on it -- what you think is working, what you're struggling with, etc. I will post my critique of the piece, hopefully giving some tips on how to improve it.

Of course everyone is welcome to post their critiques as well, keeping in mind the following rules:

  • Make sure your criticism is constructive. Just saying "This sucks" is both rude and unhelpful without giving specific reasons why you think it sucks and, ideally, some advice on how to make it better.
  • Each person should only post one illustration for critique to make sure everyone who wants feedback has a chance.
  • I will not critique characters entered in any currently running contest, as that doesn't seem fair to the other entrants. You can still post it if you like for the other visitors to critique, but I will not do so.

That's it! Hopefully we can get some good interaction going here and help everyone (me included!) learn a little bit today.

So is this a tipping situation or … ?

(From "Slave Girl Comics" number 1, 1949.)

Shopping Day, Apocalypse Style

Let's review what we know about our Freeway Warrior thus far: while he shoots like Bullseye he drives like Miss Daisy. Which possibly renders our next adventure understandable, because when last we left him, we had decided to investigate a local air base.

Some days you have fifteen screens of narrative before you have to decide anything important, and some days you get ... this. A decision on where we'd like to shop. I envision an entire misguided "Girl's Adventure" series, where middle-aged men write stuff they think girls would want, with decision trees like "Which dollie would you buy" or "Which store should we shop at next" or even something really stupid like "Edward or Jacob".

Meanwhile the actual girls (at least, the awesome geeky kind like those who hang out here) reading it would be hunting down the nearest tub of bleach so they could wipe out the nonsense on the pages and write their own damn fiction already.

[polldaddy poll="5856515"]

Steps, loud. Shouting, not. Gotcha.

(From "Slave Girl Comics" number1, 1949.)

V is for Vile

V-Man's cape is very excited to see you:

Other parts apparently share that enthusiasm, all outlined in at-attention vertical red and white stripes. Just in case you were tempted to look away at all.

You might think this schwinging accessory is the byproduct of V-Man leaping down or the wind blowing or possibly Catwoman entering the room. But no, it is literally always like this. I don't know if his little V-Boy or V-Lad or whatever his sidekick's name is has the job of standing around with a giant fan to get it that way or what, but the cape is always standing straight up.

My alternate theory is that the cape is some sort of Venom-like alien symbiote who is actually the hero, and the human to which it's attached itself is just a mindless host. Hence the well-stocked patriotic granny-panties.

(From "V-Comics" number 1, 1942.)