We had a ton of great entries for the last Caption Contest, featuring this charming gentleman:
Without further ado, here are the ones that I thought were particularly funny:
- alphaalpharomeo: This one time a band camp I tried eating a tuba
- Gero: “What? Do I have something in my tooth?”
- MrMikeK: What do you mean I’m lyin’ to you through my tooth?
- 1rd2th3st: "… Long story short, I really like taffy.”
- TOOL: That’s the last time I make a bet against the Patriots.
- The Atomic Punk: Just take the picture already. I don’t got no good side.
- Mr.MikeK: If it wasn’t for the dental plan, I wouldn’t have Ol’ Chopper here!
- TheNate: Four out of five dentists say you should brush after every meal. I had the fifth dentist.
- spidercow2012: Jeff! Jeff! I seem to be seeing a strange and wonderful picture of the past!
- Dan Gonzalez: Look, I know my online profile said I was an 18 year old cheerleader, but we’re here, so…
- BenK22: Get punched in the face by Superman. We’ll see how you look.
There can be only one winner, however, and for that I choose ... 1rd2th3st! I still am chuckling over that one, so nice job!
Many thanks to everyone who entered and congratulations to both 1rd2th3st and all of our Finalists.
Thanx 4 the nomi
Congrats, 1rd2th3st! Surprised I made finalist. My personal favorite is Dan Gonzalez! I know someone who tried on-line dating. She had a similar encounter…
So surprised, thank you very much. Congrats to all others.
Woohoo! Nominated! 🙂
Congrats to 1rd2th3st. Taffy. Heh.
@1rd2th3st, thank you for warning us of the dangers of taffy. I’ve always suspected that it’s part of a government plot in conjunction with the American Dental Association to destroy our teeth so we have to go the them to keep our teeth! Everyone knows that all dentists are part of the Bilderbergers and their instruments are alien torture devices taken from the crash site at Rosewell!
If you can’t see it, you’re just not paranoid enough! I heard it on Coast to Coast!
Seriously, congrats. Absolutely hilarious.
Taffy is a hell of an origin story. By day he’s this toothless hillbilly, by night he’s… well, the same.