Category Archives: You’re Going to Die

We’re dead.

Posted on October 25, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

With only one entry in our “You’re Going To Die” series, I think we will have to call a halt to the endeavor. I really enjoyed it, I just wish it had picked up more momentum and participation. Oh well. … Continue reading →

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You’re Going To Die IX

Posted on October 18, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

Our adventure with human-eating roaches and the military encampment around our office continues this week. Our choices were to admit to the examining physician that we ate some Jack’s Link Human Jerky or to lie our pants off. The advancement … Continue reading →

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You’re Going to Die VIII

Posted on October 4, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

In our last episode, we were fleeing from our giant roach-alien-monster infested building when we were confronted with a cordon of military officers and a choice:

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You’re Going To Die VII

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

In the interest of catching everyone up, I am going to reprint our entire adventure so far, but with only the bits where we live. Here goes! Next week I’ll do one of just the ways we die.

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Your’e Going To Die VII

Posted on September 14, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

When last we left our intrepid Office Adventurer, we were locked in a storage closet with the boss’ bratty son. Our options were to a) stay in the room and hope for the best or b) go exploring to try … Continue reading →

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You’re Going to Die VI

Posted on September 6, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

If you’re just tuning in, our goal is to write our own Choose Your Own Adventure where every choice is twofold, with one leading to further adventure and the other to a gruesome death. Here were our choices from last … Continue reading →

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You’re Going to Die V

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

If you’re just tuning in, our goal is to write our own Choose Your Own Adventure where every choice is twofold, with one leading to further adventure and the other to a gruesome death. Last week featured: A. Continue honing … Continue reading →

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You’re Going to Die IV

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

If you’re just tuning in, our goal is to write our own Choose Your Own Adventure where every choice is twofold, with one leading to further adventure and the other to a gruesome death. Last week featured: B: Shrug and … Continue reading →

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You’re Going to Die III

Posted on August 16, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

This is one of my favorite things we have ever done on this blog. I love these stories and the tales of death in each and every option. If you’re just tuning in, our goal is to write our own … Continue reading →

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You’re Going to Die II

Posted on August 9, 2012 by Jeff Hebert

Our self-written Choose Your Own Adventure, “You’re Going to Die”, advances through the perils of everyday life, my friends! Here’s what happend on our initial installment: It’s another boring day at your stupid office. You spent most of the morning … Continue reading →

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