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Caption Contest #130 Results

Ok guys, last week I asked you to come up with the best caption for this image:

And our winner is:

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R.I.P Stan Lee

It is with great sadness that we have to mark the passing of one of the giants of the comic book industry. Stan Lee may not have invented the idea of the comic book, started the first comic book publisher or even invented the genre of superheroes, but it is safe to say that the medium we all know and love today would not be the same without him. Born in 1922 (making him age 95 at his passing), Lee started out at Marvel back when it was still known under its first official name, Timely Comics, back in 1939 (the year the company started publishing). He was only an assistant who, in his own words, kept the artists inkwells filled, and got the job because his cousin was the wife of the publisher, Martin Goodman. He didn't even get to write his own stories for the company until 1941 (Captain America Comics #3 "Captain America Foils The Traitors Revenge, a short text filler between main strip stories), but with many of the staff enlisting to fight in the war and Timely's main writing duo (Joe Simon and Jack Kirby) leaving over creative differences with Goodman, Lee was given a shot to show what he had as interim editor at age 18. He stayed as editor until 1972, when he replaced Goodman as publisher.

To summarise Stan Lee's legacy in so few words would be to do him a great injustice. When I say that comics books would not be what they are today without him, it is not an exaggeration. Lee gave the world the Fantastic Four, the Increadible Hulk, Daredevil, the X-Men, Ant-Man (and Wasp), the Mighty Thor, the Invinsible Iron Man, Black Panther and, most famously of all, the Amazing Spider-Man. Unlike the heroes over at Marvel's main rivals DC, Lee made his heroes much more relatable. His teenage superhero wasn't a sidekick who looked up to an older hero and fought bad guys alongside them, he was the main hero and had all the problems that any normal person would have. His superhero teams were a family, who bickered and had problems like any family would have, or were reviled by the world they protected just because of who they were. These heroes weren't perfect, they were human and that's what made them so perfect to the readers. And he gave us legendary villains to battle these heroes, Doctor Doom, Magneto, Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus, Loki, Galactus, the Sentinals and many more. His work with other comic book greats, such as Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, John Romita and Don Heck dragged Marvel from near bankruptcy in the 1950's to being equals, if not a bigger name than their rivals DC within a decade, and of course, without the characters Lee created, Marvel wouldn't be in the position it is in today, a multi-media juggernaught with the most successful movie franchise of all time (which of course, Lee would use to indulge in his love of the not so subtle cameo, making him somewhat of a Marvel Movie Where's Waldo/ Wally).

Even well into his elder years, Lee was still a public figure, despite having well earned some peace and quiet. He still attended conventions, cameoed in movies (as previously mentioned) and put his name to tv shows and comic book projects, well into his 90's. Though his last years have been tinged with sadness and controversy (losing his wife in 2017, through allegations of elder abuse and a restraining order filled by Lee against his former business manager which involved the sale of his blood to fans), Lee never looked like slowing down or losing that trademark exuberance.

Rest well Mr Lee, you've earned it.

And one final time I think it's appropriate to say...

Excelsior

Caption Contest #130

Ok guys, this week I want you to come up with the best possible caption for this movie still:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Nov 14th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

Caption Contest #129 Results

Ok guys, last week I asked you all to come up with the best possible caption for this image:

And your top 5 are:

Timedrop23: That moment you realize pipe cleaners don’t freeze in space.

Treasure Hunter: The cold never bothered me anyway.

Frankie: He was right. Caterpillars!

William Peterson: The Warden is complaining how much it costs to maintain my Cell at this temperature. Tell him to… CHILL!

LoganGrayHyde: I laughed until I was blue in the face.

CalvaryRed: I’ve been making ice puns since before it was cool.

But there can only be one winner. And that winner is...

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Caption Contest #129

Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this still:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Oct 24th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

Caption Contest #128 Results

Last week I asked you guys to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:

Unfortunately, I'm short on time again this week, so no top 5. Instead our winner this week is:

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Caption Contest #128

Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Oct 10th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

Caption Contest #127 Results

Ok guys, last week I asked you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:

And the top 5 are:

Dan: Ari Shaffir journal entry #6. Need name for journal. Just stole sandwich. Worth it.

Katmir: The Sheriff of Nottingham accepts your contribution to the kingdom.

HerrD: I ground his bones to make this bread.

CantDraw: Can I smoke this?

JEFF WOOD: This is not the hero I want. It’s the hero I deserve.

But there can only be one winner. And that winner is....

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Caption Contest #127

Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Sep 26th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

Caption Contest #126 Results

Ok guys, once again I'm late doing this. Sorry. At least I remembered. Anyway, last week I asked y'all to come up with the best caption for this here panel:

As we didn't get too many entries this week, I'm not going to do a top 5 and we'll just skip straight to the winner. And that winner is...

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