Monthly Archives: December 2008

Killing good fashion dreams since 1993

His name is “Dreamkiller”, and apparently the way he kills the most dreams is to draw pointed attention — literally — to his enormous crotch: I can’t fathom any other reason for that giant arrow squiggling down his chest to … Continue reading

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Random Panel: Great moments in bad comic book pitches, “Tempest Jones, Goat Psychologist” edition

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Caption Contest 42: Whispering sweet nothings

If you can come up with the best caption for this random comic panel, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration (like these) of whatever you like: I am not sure what exactly is going on here … Continue reading

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Caption Contest 41 Winner

I am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 41 is … John D! Congratulations to John, who wins a custom black and white illustration of whatever he likes (within reason). I had to truncate the lyrics a … Continue reading

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Random Panel: Questions you never want to hear yourself ask …

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Contest 37 Prize: Gravn Imaj

Halloween Jack and I have finished his very funny prize for winning Caption Contest 37. He wanted a parody of a character featuring as many 1990′s-era Image cliches as possible, and here’s what I ultimately came up with: (Click the … Continue reading

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Poll Position: Giant atomic monsters = love

To celebrate the New Year, I thought we should tip our hat to our Asian neighbors and … oh baloney, I just wanted to think about guys in tights beating the crap out of a giant laser-breathed lizard. Sue me.

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Random Panel: QUANTUM goats, sure, but not regular ones

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Random Panel: Great moments in VERY specific blaster settings

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Watchmen sequel announced!

This just in: “Watchmen” creators Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons have just signed Rob Liefeld to write and illustrate the sequel to their all-time great graphic novel! I was able to obtain a sneak preview of the upcoming cover: I … Continue reading

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