Caption Contest 42: Whispering sweet nothings

If you can come up with the best caption for this random comic panel, you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration (like these) of whatever you like:


I am not sure what exactly is going on here between these two ... I mean, I support "The Brotherhood" and all, but Reed's married for goodness' sake!

Anyway, as always there are only three rules. First, no more than three entries per person. Second, all entries must be left in the comments to this post. And third, try to keep it relatively clean, as if you were writing for a broadcast network sitcom.

Good luck, everyone, and Happy New Year!

48 Responses to Caption Contest 42: Whispering sweet nothings

  1. Avatar DJ says:

    1.And you said stretching wasn’t good for anything! hehehe

  2. Avatar DJ says:

    2. How do you like my “Mjolnir”?

  3. Avatar DJ says:

    3.This is an intervention Thor…We love you. We know after Rob Liefeld drew you that you have felt…violated. It is natural to feel that way. I still love you Thor…that’s why I am hugging you.

  4. Avatar Rick says:

    We are watching the Discovery channel and that’s final!

  5. Avatar Rick says:

    Oops! Sorry Thor, I thought you were Sue! Yellow hair! No really!

  6. Avatar Rick says:

    Oh, I’m sorry, did I violate your negative zone?

  7. Avatar TheNate says:

    Wait. We know Professor Plum did it in the conservatory, but we can’t grab him until we figure out the weapon.

  8. Avatar Runt82 says:

    1) You know the Kama Sutra? They had to write an entirely new chapter because of me.

  9. Avatar hookman says:

    1. Lets just move this cape out of the way.
    2.Ever since Sue left I’ve been so frustrated. And your hair…just like Sue’s. Come here baby!
    3.I know you dont like purple suits Thor,but you cant just go around attacking people!

  10. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. Giddeyup Norsey!

    2. Smile. Minnesota could win next year.

    3. Let’s do some Thor-play!

  11. Avatar Bael says:

    “Nobody can wrap their arms around you like I can…”

  12. Avatar TheNate says:

    Is that lipstick on your cape?

  13. Avatar Whit says:

    1) Okay, it’s left-2-3-4 back-2-3-4, you’re getting it!

  14. Avatar Tracer says:

    Look, I understand, but the guy said he was sorry! He didn’t mean to call you HE-MAN! But you gotta admit….

  15. Avatar Frankie says:

    “I’m sorry, Thor, if you thought he said he was curious about Nordics.”

  16. Avatar Frankie says:

    “It was just a movie he saw, Thor. Dumb Swedes and dumb Scotts are not the same thing.

  17. Avatar Frankie says:

    “I don’t care if you’re a god. Susan’s out sick, so you have to play Goldie Locks for the fan boy’s bennefit.”

  18. Avatar D says:

    You know, I really have this thing for blonds…oops! Did I say thing? I meant passion!

  19. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:

    1: Wait…That’s not the Heimlich…
    2: Don’t worry, prostate exams are a regular procedure.
    3: Stop it, Thor! You’ve eaten enough already!

  20. Avatar Ian says:

    1. I understand you’re looking to go to a Leafs game?

    2. SOMEBODY’s been hitting the Bowflex a little harder these days! RAWR!

    3. Mmmmm…you smell like leather and lemon cookies!

  21. Avatar Zorbas The Awesome says:

    1. Aaaw Thor come back…….talk to me…its me…Reed!…C’mon

    2. I told you i could strecth ANY part of my body…Lets hit it again…..

    3. Thanks for taking care of me while Sue is gone.

  22. Avatar Murphy says:

    I love the smell of your shampoo; is it new?

  23. Avatar Fishpants says:

    1. Thor, no! You can’t afford a second mortgage!
    2. No, it’s okay, bro. They really do call me Boombastic.
    3. …and here’s the pressure-point for your sphincter. Whoops, too hard. Sorry, Dad.

  24. Avatar Arc Cadio says:

    “Not now! People are watching. What did I tell you about public displays of affection? Hmmm?”

  25. Avatar Mason says:

    “Hey sweet thing wanna tango with m- hey your not my mother, I- I could have sworn, th-the hair, aw never mind.”

  26. Avatar jude says:

    “I LOVE YOU.”

    “You have nice arms.”

    “Is that your hammer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

  27. Avatar Loki says:, a little off the top, your greatness, no? are you crazy?

    2.*singing* Hellooo pretty baaaby hoo-wait your not Sue.

    3. Thor, buddy, remember, what happens in Valhalla stays in Valhalla…got it?

  28. Avatar D says:

    1. Wait–you wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?
    2. THOR! Let the nice man work . . . YOU might not ever need a bomb squad, but–
    3. Sir? What do you mean, you didn’t know I said I hung onto a Norse? How did you think I flew here? You thought WHAT?!

  29. Avatar Runt82 says:

    2) Come on, Thor. You know you want to play Brokeback Avengers.

  30. Avatar Runt82 says:

    3) How’s THIS for a reach around?

    I know I won’t win, but my votes go to #3 and #7.

  31. Avatar Brambles says:

    Shhhhhhh, Daddy’s here.

  32. Avatar Dr. VAX says:

    And this is what I meant by “male bonding time”

  33. Avatar Xstacy says:

    Relax, it’ll be over in a minute. Just ask Sue.

  34. Avatar Xstacy says:

    I said “keep it low-key” not “keep hitting Loki”!

  35. Avatar DOOMBRINGER says:

    1.Hey, hey, hey… remember what your therapist said about your anger issues, NO HITTING.
    2.Calm down Thor… see the nice man is taking the relish off your hotdog.
    3.No!!! Bad Thor!!! No eating the nice man’s puppy!

  36. Avatar The Imp says:

    1. Lemme show you why they call me ‘Mr. Fantastic’…

    2. Uh, Thor? Been meaning to ask you – why is your thumb blue?

    3. So he cast Fabio as you in the movie! It’s no reason to beat the guy to a pulp!

  37. Avatar The Imp says:

    My vote goes to 31 or 33. Oh man those were friggin’ hilarious… πŸ˜€

  38. Avatar RitoruBushi says:

    1) I can stretch all five of my limbs, tuff stuff.
    (and now that the dirty one is over with…)
    2) Just because you’re upset about sharing third place with Batman in the latest poll doesn’t give you the right to strong-arm the voters, Thor!
    3) You’re done for the night, pal! This black tie party was over for you the moment you ripped your suit off after your 12th mead!

  39. Avatar Skiriki says:

    “Thor, I’ll be your new suit. A fantastic Reed suit.”

  40. Avatar Socrates says:

    1. Cheer up Thor, Erectile Dysfunction affects us all sooner or later!

    2.What is that seductive scent you’re wearing?.. It’s magical!

    3. I know Mario made fun of your hair.. but he’s not worth it!

  41. Avatar TheNate says:

    Then you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about.

  42. Avatar Pyrate Hyena says:

    Aww come on! Let me push that blue button! It ain’t good for anything else anyway!

  43. Avatar Miriam says:

    1) Damn it, man! I already told you they ain’t real!
    2) Awww, come on- give us a hug!
    3) Don’t worry! I’ll protect you from the shifty man in the purple shirt!

  44. Avatar Dave says:

    It’s not THAT big Thor!

  45. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    Hold on. Let’s wait to see what that guy is gonna do with his shoes before we stop him.

  46. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    Giddy up!

  47. Avatar Neil Leslie says:

    Hello there, Thor. Let me tell you about my stimulus package.

  48. Avatar TimR says:

    Alright, don’t attack him – I’ll take off my pinstriped suit, kick off the wingtips, let my hair grow and get a Thor makeover! I promise!