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Here's the prize for Caption Contest 7, which was won by Ashton. It's a drawing of his father's friend, who's very ill. I think it was extremely generous and thoughtful of Ashton to think of his dad this way, I really hope they liked it. It turns out that drawing trees in ink is very hard.
If you want to win your very own professional black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason), make your entry for Caption Contest 9: The Poetic Pooch going on right now!
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As if having to marry Deanna Troi wasn't punishment enough, Worf the Klingon now has the dubious "honor" of having his very own onomontoPOWia:
While I am sure it's nice to be memorialized, I have to wonder if having your name be the embodiment of the sound of a giant, gas-filled fat guy exploding is all that great.
What the hell am I saying, of course that would be an honor for a Klingon! Having your name associated with exploded enemies is pretty much like winning an Academy Award for those guys. Which, given the level of acting in the Star Trek universe, is, let's face it, not going to happen.
At this point, the only thing the former Enterprise security chief has left to accomplish is to track down this "Hoogh" guy the former blimp is calling out for so he can give him a bad case of the BWORFs too.
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I thought you might like to see the latest illustration I did for Jeff Mejia's "World of Broadsword" expansion. The spec was:
I'm thinking American Indian features without the American Indian accoutrement's
dark weathered skin. bald or scalp lock like a Pawnee warrior or Yul Brynner in Taras Bulba see pics
for weapons : primitive but exotic- Egyptian style axe/mace, boar spear, big ass hunting knife, short bow
clothing hide armor. leather with steel refinements maybe parts taken from legionnaires armor. not too constricting though. sturdy belt for knife, pouch, hand axe, etc.
pose: maybe crouching as if following a trail. in hot pursuit.
And here's the final illustration:
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If "Hypno-Hustler" isn't actually related to either "Disco Stu" from "The Simpsons" or "The Dazzler", he at least goes to the same tailor:
My favorite part of his costume is the big pink guitar. Because nothing says "Dangerous Villain" like Fender's "My Little Pony" series of musical instruments.
(Image ©2006, Marvel Publishing, Inc., from "Marvel Legacy: The 1970's Handbook".)
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Come up withe the best, funniest dialog for this caption, and you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert!
For instance:
Top Balloon: I used to hear dogs talking to me, but now they're writing?!
Bottom Balloon: I'd say he's the smartest dog I ever saw, only he's too stupid to remember you can't read. Pity.
The rules are: 1) No more than three entries per person; 2) Keep it appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom (i.e. no swearing); 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.
Good luck everyone!
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The winner of Caption Contest 8 is ... Coyote!
I always was a sucker for that scene in "Wrath of Khan." Coyote has won a custom black and white illustration of his or her choice, drawn by yours truly. Thanks to everyone who entered; here are a couple of my favorite other entries:
First: The time is now…
Second: IMA CHARGIN’ MAH JACKHAMMAH!I thought I was clicking on porn…
…but I got Rick-rolled!Top Balloon: Just because I have this stinkin’ eyepatch, everyone thinks I’m a pirate: Captain Hook, Long John, Blackbead, Abraham Lincoln…
Bottom Balloon: MY NAME IS GREG!!!
If you want to win your very own professional custom illustration, keep an eye out for Caption Contest 9!
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Three middle-aged nerds (including yours truly!) review all of the MCU movies in chronological order. Short, funny, and full of good vibes, check it out and let us know what you think!
Nerdmudgeon.com