Caption Contest 9: The Poetic Pooch

Come up withe the best, funniest dialog for this caption, and you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert!


For instance:

Top Balloon: I used to hear dogs talking to me, but now they're writing?!
Bottom Balloon: I'd say he's the smartest dog I ever saw, only he's too stupid to remember you can't read. Pity.

The rules are: 1) No more than three entries per person; 2) Keep it appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom (i.e. no swearing); 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!