Monthly Archives: June 2010

RP: Phil the Flasher, ace pilot

(From "Police Comics" number 10, 1942.)

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Caption Contest 78

Your greatest challenge with this week's Caption Contest will not be coming up with funny replacement dialog for the following panel, it will be keeping your entry clear of the censors:

As always, here's how the contest works:

  • Write a funny bit of replacement dialog for the blank balloon and leave it as a comment to this post;
  • Make sure you keep it clean, appropriate for inclusion on a late-night broadcast television show only, you know, actually funny;
  • Next Monday morning I will choose the ones I think are funniest and open a poll for the community to vote for the overall winner.

No limit on entries this week, so knock yourselves out. Not like the guy in the panel gets knocked out, because that's a horrible way to go, but ... well. You know what I mean.

Good luck everyone! Oh, and of course, the winner will receive their choice of any item they like, or a portrait, either of which will be included in the final HeroMachine 3 release.

Character Contest 37 Winners!

First, I'd like to thank Boox909 for serving as a Guest Judge this week, he did a great job and picked some fantastic finalists. He also deserves a great deal of thanks for being one of the folks who keep GoldenAgeComics up and running, helping all of us stay in touch with those classic characters from the dawn of the comics medium. Keep up the great work there Boox909!

Second, thanks to everyone who entered. You did a great job as always and I am impressed with your creativity and imagination. Not to mention your ability to think of some outstanding Golden Age characters!

Without further ado, on to your Finalists and winner, direct fromBoox909 along with his commentary!

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RP: When school cafeteria workers go bad

I want to start a new tradition here at HeroMachine.com and invite you all to come up with better headlines for these random panels than I manage. This one's a good place to start, because while I think the panel is funny as heck, I couldn't quite nail the intro. I just know there's a way funnier take on it.

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Something a little different today. I was in a washy mood.

RP: Appropriately, he's working late over and over and over …

(From "Police Comics" number 10, 1942.)

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King Kirby and the art of the comics panel

You often hear old-timers praise the work of Jack "King" Kirby, arguably the most influential comics artist in history, but harder to find are explanations of why he was so great. Luckily we have Norris Burroughs of the "Jack Kirby Museum" to illuminate our ignorance.

One of Kirby's greatest strengths (although that's a bit like saying "One of the ocean's wettest waves -- the guy did so many things at such a high level it seems odd to pick out just one) was his panel composition, a skill sorely lacking in most comics. Burroughs does a great job explicating one such panel here:

In this panel from Fantastic Four #39, a conversation is taking place around a table.


(Click to embiggen.)

The reader's eye enters the page with the visual cue of the yellow box reading, "the Next morning" and then on to the word balloon emanating from the sailor and finally comes to rest on the sailor himself. However, this is not the only cue to follow, as the structure of the entire composition will also lead us to the sailor. He is the apex of a pyramid that begins with the figure of Mr. Fantastic, travels rightward past Sue Storm to the top of the sailor's head, down his arm to Ben Grimm's shoulder and around left again to Johnny Storm. The oval shape moves the eye around, but the progression of a few moments in time must begin with Mr. Fantastic and end with Ben Grimm's words. This is a clear sequence of time in comic storytelling.

He doesn't post all that often, and the archives are only three pages deep, but he crams a ton of great stuff into those brief posts. Spend a lazy afternoon browsing through his breakdown of Kirby Kinetics and you'll thank me for pointing out this Thing I Like.

(Image from "Fantastic Four" number 39, © Marvel Entertainment Group.)

RP: Oh, and the alligator humping. Otherwise it's gold, baby!

(From "Spidey Super Stories" number 54, ©1981 by Marvel Entertainment Group.)