RP: When school cafeteria workers go bad

I want to start a new tradition here at HeroMachine.com and invite you all to come up with better headlines for these random panels than I manage. This one's a good place to start, because while I think the panel is funny as heck, I couldn't quite nail the intro. I just know there's a way funnier take on it.

14 Responses to RP: When school cafeteria workers go bad

  1. Decolda says:

    its alot like the caption contest – but i have no idea what this comic is.

    “I dont just say words, i use them as weapons!”

  2. Jake says:

    Vitamins are the true cause of fires.

  3. Bael says:

    One afternoon, at the Top Secret FDA testing labs…

  4. thejay says:

    “Is that the last thing he hears before he’s beaten to death by his own morningstar?”

  5. Gargoyle323 says:

    “Capt.Hypersensitivity to the rescue…”

  6. Gargoyle323 says:

    “B 12 had always been jealous of his older brother…”

  7. The Imp says:

    “Eight essential – and naughty – vitamins and minerals.”

  8. Niall Mor says:

    When the “Lord of the Dance” show goes wrong.

  9. Frankie says:

    Evil Johnny Storm, blames it on one of the Vitamin people.

  10. Frankie says:

    Moments later, as “VB1” is being taken away by the authorities….

    “But I was trying to put the flames out with my magic mace of good health.”

  11. Dan Gonzalez says:

    There goes Riboflavin again, showing off his natural right hand.

  12. Cormac says:

    vitamins are healthy for you-honest!

  13. Larry says:

    “Hola, that’s taking the ball in hand.”

  14. Me, Myself & I says:

    “I’m what you’d call a ‘Handy Man’ to have a round.”