Category Archives: Return to the Cave of Time

After being chased by a giant prehistoric cave bear and being rescued by a ridiculously strong proto-human during our impromptu wall climbing expedition, we voted overwhelmingly to keep following our new friend Iaark into his cave to further our questy … Continue reading →

My apologies for skipping our “Return to the Cave of Time” episode last week. I plead “Coding Fog” as my excuse. Luckily, even though I was asleep at the wheel, our intrepid time traveller (and you, his controlling public) were … Continue reading →

Your voice has been heard, and rather than repeating our sojourn into the future, we’ve decided to change tactics and plunge backwards into the stream of time. Meaning the stream of time is flowing backwards, not that we’re swimming backwards. … Continue reading →

The votes are in, and by a 60/40 margin we’ve discovered we’re all still thirteen years old cursing at our crispy new “Choose Your Own Adventure” and flipping back and forth to more propitious forks in the ol’ decision tree. … Continue reading →

The results were tighter than I’d have thought, but ultimately we have opted to be Mucho Machon and eschew the use of our Oracular Safe Word, and instead stand by watching the ship trundle off in the loving metallic arms … Continue reading →

When last we left our outer-space, far-future adventure, Doctor Octopus’ illegitimate cyborg love child was wrapping its metal tentacles lovingly around our only spacecraft. We decided to stand idly by as a witness to this Grand Theft UFO, and as … Continue reading →

The people have spoken, and we have decided to turn down the beguiling high-tech Utopian fantasy offered by our long-skulled yet cowardly “allies” in favor of continuing our journey to cloud-shrouded, devastated Earth! Earth may not be like it was, … Continue reading →

The votes are in and we’re heading back to decrepit old broken-down Earth! Perhaps my future as a travel brochure writer is in jeopardy. Regardless, off we go! You wake up in a tiny spacecraft. You’re in a chair molded … Continue reading →

We’re no hedonists, sitting slack-jawed in front of artificial machines that cater to our every whim and show us whatever we want and … um … OK, in THIS STORY we’re not hedonists! At least, according to the votes in … Continue reading →