Category Archives: I Hate Rob Liefeld’s Art

Reason #6: None of his figures are related

Posted on March 13, 2009 by Jeff Hebert

Most of the time, when you’re drawing a comic you want to master page layout as I’ve discussed before but also to master the position of the characters within a panel as well. In other words, you want to make … Continue reading →

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I bet SUPERMAN never had to wear crotchless pants

Posted on March 11, 2009 by Jeff Hebert

I almost can’t put into words how awful both of these outfits are: As far as I know, the purpose of a brassiere is to lend support to a woman’s breasts. So they don’t flop around, banging painfully. Not, you … Continue reading →

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Reason #5: He can’t handle the truth

Posted on February 27, 2009 by Jeff Hebert

When I say Rob Liefeld can’t handle the truth, I mean the truth is that he can’t handle anything with a handle. Like swords: Study those for a bit and see if you can tell the fundamental mistake he’s making. … Continue reading →

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Reason #4: His layout sucks

Posted on February 20, 2009 by Jeff Hebert

Setting matters, and in comics you establish and maintain setting in every panel, on every page. Rob Lifeld, being lazy when it comes to his art, of course can’t be bothered with a) figuring out where the action takes place, … Continue reading →

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Reason #3: He’s unhinged.

Posted on February 13, 2009 by Jeff Hebert

I bet when you join one of Rob Liefeld’s super-teams they hand you a commemorative pair of ear plugs, because everyone in every Rob Liefeld comic is always screaming: And no one ever just, you know, shouts, they all have … Continue reading →

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Reason #2: He’s lazy

Posted on February 6, 2009 by Jeff Hebert

I’ve been called out before for saying Rob Liefeld’s early Nineties Image work was lazy. To belie such baseless and scurrilous refutations, I present just one piece of evidence out of the dozens I could have chosen from the Liefeld … Continue reading →

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A new day dawns, with two left feet.

Posted on January 30, 2009 by Jeff Hebert

I ran out of observations about onomontoPOWia, so I bid that topic a fond farewell (at least as our staple on Fridays) and instead introduce you to: Liefeld Follies Friday. Yes, my friends, I have decided that I should not … Continue reading →

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Rob Liefeld can even humiliate a GOD

Posted on December 17, 2008 by Jeff Hebert

You might think that mortal man cannot hope to tangle with a deity and come away the victor, but you are wrong, for you have reckoned without the awesome power of Rob Liefeld’s suckage: Here’s how I imagine the conversation … Continue reading →

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Rob Liefeld even SOUNDS bad

Posted on September 13, 2008 by Jeff Hebert

Yesterday’s OnomontoPOWia entry will take place today due to my being sucked into some sort of time vortex. I hate it when that happens. I’ve done a pretty thorough job of plumbing the depths of the suckitude of Rob Liefeld’s … Continue reading →

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