If “Hypno-Hustler” isn’t actually related to either “Disco Stu” from “The Simpsons” or “The Dazzler”, he at least goes to the same tailor:
My favorite part of his costume is the big pink guitar. Because nothing says “Dangerous Villain” like Fender’s “My Little Pony” series of musical instruments.
(Image ©2006, Marvel Publishing, Inc., from “Marvel Legacy: The 1970’s Handbook”.)
Come up withe the best, funniest dialog for this caption, and you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert!
For instance:
Top Balloon: I used to hear dogs talking to me, but now they’re writing?!
Bottom Balloon: I’d say he’s the smartest dog I ever saw, only he’s too stupid to remember you can’t read. Pity.
The rules are: 1) No more than three entries per person; 2) Keep it appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom (i.e. no swearing); 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.
Good luck everyone!
The winner of Caption Contest 8 is … Coyote!
I always was a sucker for that scene in “Wrath of Khan.” Coyote has won a custom black and white illustration of his or her choice, drawn by yours truly. Thanks to everyone who entered; here are a couple of my favorite other entries:
First: The time is now…
Second: IMA CHARGIN’ MAH JACKHAMMAH!I thought I was clicking on porn…
…but I got Rick-rolled!Top Balloon: Just because I have this stinkin’ eyepatch, everyone thinks I’m a pirate: Captain Hook, Long John, Blackbead, Abraham Lincoln…
Bottom Balloon: MY NAME IS GREG!!!
If you want to win your very own professional custom illustration, keep an eye out for Caption Contest 9!
