SOD.178

Poll Position: Dogfight!

Most of the "Versus" matchups we've thought about involved melee characters beating the snot out of each other with their fists. And I'm all for that. But the ranged specialists in comicdom have been sadly neglected, an oversight I aim to correct this week:

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Discussion after the jump.

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RP: And the award for best use of a question mark balloon goes to …

(From "Police Comics" number 11, 1942.)

Character Contest 38 – Random Name II: This time it's personal

We haven't done one of these in a while, but it was so fun the first time around I wanted to try it again.

Whoever comes up with the best character based on a random name generated by Seventh Sanctum Superhero/Villain Name Generator will win his or her choice of either any item they like, or a portrait, to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 version! The rules are fairly simple:

  • Go to the Seventh Sanctum Superhero/Villain Name Generator and choose "10" from the number of names to generate. Leave the other selection boxes at their default and hit "Generate". Your character(s) must be based on one of these generated names. Try your best to limit yourself to one spin of the wheel instead of generating names over and over till you get one you like!
  • Post an image of your character(s) to any publicly accessible web site (i.e. PhotoBucket.com, ImageShack.com, etc.) and put the link(s) and any commentary in a comment to this post.
  • Check back on Monday to see if you won!

No limit on entries this week, so knock yourselves out. Just make them good!

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Caption Contest 78 VOTE!

Thanks both to everyone who entered Caption Contest 78, and (belatedly) to Glenn3 for her excellent work assembling one of the strangest and most entertaining collections of comic book panels with their dialog removed ever.

The main challenge this week was coming up with something funny without being dirty, and I must say I was very impressed with how well you all pulled it off (ahem). I thought the following nine entries were the best; please vote for all the ones you think would be worthy of a win, and next Monday the top vote-getter will get his or her choice of either any item they like, or a portrait, to be included in HeroMachine 3. Click on any image to see it at a larger size.

Thanks again to everyone who entered, and congratulations to the following Finalists!

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RP: When Han met Jabba

(From "Police Comics" number 11, 1942.)

SOD.177 – Take me to your cheezeburger

RP: Great moments in bad reasoning

(From "Police Comics" Number 11, 1942.)

SOD.176

Rethinking the prequels

I like the way John Seavey of Mighty God King thinks in this essay titled "A Half-Hearted Defense of the 'Star Wars' Prequels":

On the one hand, I’m not crazy enough to say that the ā€œStar Warsā€ prequels are good. There’s some rough sailing there, for a variety of reasons: Lucas hadn’t directed a film in a long time, his scripts were less polished due to a lack of a strong editor…and the less said about Jar-Jar, the better. But there’s a very strong theme that tends to get lost or misinterpreted, and it’s actually pretty impressively clever–but it requires letting go of one of the big assumptions the classic trilogy gave us. You have to be willing to understand that while the Sith are the villains of the series, the Jedi are the other villains of the series.

That sounds about right to me. I got the feeling throughout the various "Star Wars" properties that the actual people of the realm were all viewed basically as cardboard pawns for the mighty to manipulate, whether Sith or Jedi. Re-watching the original film the other day, I was struck by how distant Obi-Wan was, how emotionally detached. Granted, that was likely equal parts poor direction from Lucas and disinterest from a slumming Alec Guiness, but he still never seemed to care all that much about the beings around him except as they fit into his conception of destiny.

Think about it, what is Obi-Wan's final act? To disappear.

I know, that's not perfectly fair, he did stick around as sort of super-powered Caspar the Friendly Ghost, but the principle is the same -- the Jedi spend all of their training trying to learn how not to have emotions. And that's just as scary in its way as the Sith learning to revel in their darkest ones.

In any event, give MGK a read when you have a minute, I definitely liked this article. And let us know what you think about the issues it raises.