Worst. Minion. Ever.

(From “Prize Comics” number 2, 1941.)

Contest reminder

Hey all, don’t forget about Ian T. Healy’s super-hero novel design challenge! It’s your chance to win a signed copy of his upcoming novel and eternal fame. There’s only one week left to enter, so get to creating!

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Eighties Seventies:

Blue McDonald’s Man and his Magical Kazoo will surely help the Teen Titans in their battle against evil. I love that they’ve outsourced the bad-costume design part of the business to “TT Fan Dave Elyba” because come on, look at the work the “professionals” have produced — a woman in a giant Telemundo Bee costume, an underaged kid in green short-shorts, and a raving lunatic clown outfit. Awesome.

NASA, the early years

(From “Prize Comics” number 2, 1941.)

He-Man vs. Thundercats

This week we pit two cartoons that shaped the mind of young people in my generation — He Man versus the Thundercats! I loved both of these shows as a kid, and I wondered what would happen if they went up against each other. Also, I would pay cash money to see the initial confrontation, when the Thundercats realize that He-Man is riding one of their relatives like a pony. I can’t imagine that would end well. At least, that was the case at my last family reunion. Not fun.

So sound off in the comments and lay it out for us! Who would win, and why? I’ll post my reasoning after the jump so I don’t unduly influence anyone.

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I think we all know that wasn't the gun

(From “Prize Comics” number 4, 1941.)

Character Design Challenge 97: Everyday Heroes

Your Character Design Challenge this week is to create the most awesome illustration possible featuring the idea of an every-day super-powered individual, like the sort of thing you would see in the TV show “Heroes” using HeroMachine 3.

In other words, you want someone (or someTHING) that looks like they might exist in the everyday world, only they have super-powers. For example, I used to play a guy in our Champions game named “Tempest”, who had super-speed powers. But his “costume” was basically just a jacket and a Cubs cap (he lived in Chicago). The distinguishing marks were a lightning bolt pattern on the leather coat and a blue hourglass tee-shirt. But you wouldn’t think anything of him if you passed him in the street. Here’s how he looked:

So no spandex-and-capes, these are the kinds of characters who could pass for regular folks.

I’ll pick my personal favorites when the week is over, with the one I like best being featured in the right column for the week. The rules otherwise are the same as always:

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like the HeroMachine forums, ImageShack, PhotoBucket, or whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine challenge;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension] before you upload it. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his “Bayou Belle” character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). See this post on how to get the direct link for most sites.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I’ll choose my personal favorites.

No limit on entries this week, so knock yourselves out. Just make them good!

Caption Challenge 126 Results

I think Caption Challenge 126 is my favorite one ever. You were tasked with coming up with replacement text for this blank comics panel:

And you all really outdid yourselves. If you haven’t read through the whole comment thread, I encourage you to do so because I know I will miss some great entries as I pull out my personal favorites.

Speaking of which, here they are!

  • Jake: All hail the Hypno-Toad.
  • Herr D: Harry: I bet your new TK power isn’t strong enough to pull the pigment out of the ink on this page! –FR
  • Hammerknight: Don’t look now, but you are being followed by a giant lolly-pop.
  • Frevoli: 50 Shades of Gray – E L James

    Chapter 1…

  • Frevoli: My little ponies have captured the Tardis – send help
  • Frankie: Letter: R
  • DiCicatriz: I replaced your contact lens solution with LSD. Good luck.
  • Keric: Dear Sir, Congratulations our tests show that you do an active X-gene!
    We at the Xavier Institute would like to help you train your GIFT of…
    Creating Rainbows… to its fullest. Please send your reply to Hank McCoy
    or Jean Summers 56 Institute Lane Bayville, Ny, 11201

    Signed, Hank McCoy

  • Myro: ”From the Desk of Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth,

    Good news, everyone! I have invented a device that allows you to imagine my voice while you read this letter.”

But one entry stood head and shoulders above the rest, right from the start. And that entry belongs to Hammerknight!

Congratulations, HK!

That’s just my personal favorite, though, let me know which ones tickled your funny bone the most in comments.

Riverdale Shore, next on MTV

Pop Quiz 21 Results

Many thanks to everyone who took up the latest Pop Quiz challenge! Here are all of the entries for your browsing enjoyment:

We had a lot of strong contenders in this round, but my personal favorite is Lime’s. I liked her story and the image perfectly captured its spirit.