It's time for another new Caption Contest! Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:
I'll pick out some as my personal favorites to highlight in a post next Monday, and then I'll choose one of those to bear the standard as the "Featured Creator of the Week" atop the right tool bar.
All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!
No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!
You grabbed the psychic paper. I’m hypnotizing you! You now see pretty colored spirals.
1) The letter reads “From your biggest fan…… You Suck!”
Guy “Well…. uhhhh…”
2) The letter reads ” Doctors Visit report, You have Synesthesia… Now!”
1. All hail the Hypno-Toad.
“Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.”
Guy: “Oh dear… another ‘Gay Pride’ advert.”
“YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER!”
Signed: Ed McMahon
“I HAVEN’T BEEN ON THE PILL FOR A MONTH”
Signed: Your lover
“YOU’RE THE STAR OF A NEW CAPTION CHALLENGE ON THE HM BLOG”
Signed: JH
1. Dear Friend,
A rainbow-colored portal is coming after you. Be ready.
–Anonymous
2. You IDIOT! Humans have ONE color eyes. Beaming you out!
3. Harry: This paper is coated with psychedelic dust. Would you analyze it for us? Wi dhhj. hsdek% uujjkkkkk
4. Harry: I bet your new TK power isn’t strong enough to pull the pigment out of the ink on this page! –FR
“OH MY!”
-George Takei
1) EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
2) The cake is a lie.
3) There is no spoon.
4) I put mushrooms in your pipe.
Hello, I’m an alien disguised as paper and having sex with your fingers…
“You’re on That 70’s Show and it’s cutting to commercial.”
Don’t look now, but you are being followed by a giant lolly-pop.
“C U 2n173 x0x0. PS, 1ll w34r 17 ;)”
1. “The Game. You just lost.’
Ahahaha! Goodness gracious that had me rolling.
“I challenge you to a staring contest!
-The Paper”
This one makes the most comedic sense. Good job! Had me rofl’ing as well.
FREE SAMPLE!
Each letter is infused with our new form of LSD!
Enjoy the acid trip from hell!
letter reads: “Suck it, Trebek!”
Letter: You are now a brony! Pass this letter on to remove the curse
I clicked this picture with the intent to write a Hypno toad joke… DAMN YOU AND YOUR BETTER TIMING!!! hahaa
“Dear Mr. Greensuit,
I replaced the tobacco in your pipe with a more suitable substance for this evening. Good luck tripping!
–Dr. Marian Juan”
The letter reads: “And the award goes to… Justin Bieber!”
The letter reads: “I just smeared CareBear blood all over your ceiling.”
Haha, I get it, lolly-pops cant walk!
Letter: You have just won the Gemini croquet contest! Your prize is a free wallpaper replacement which was designed by none other then the amazing Ruby Rhod! Congratulations!
“DOO-DOO-DEE-DOO, DOO-DOO-DEE-DOO,
OOOH-WEEEE-OOOH
DOCTOR WHO”
(seriously, the ’60s Who had some really trippy intros)
Letter–All three panels: TURN PAPER OVER.
Letter: You have been granted the power of the GAYDAR which will give your irises a rainbow swirl, and allow you to know who is gay. Your weakness: It’s not 100% accurate.
“Congratulations! You have the chance to win 300,000 dollars! All you have to do is answer this question; What came first; the chicken or the egg?”
“Picture yourself on a boat on a river,
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies…”
“Ceci n’est pas une pipe.”
(Like in the Magritte painting, “this is not a pipe”)
“Q”
1. Mr. John Hawthorne,
You are cordial invited to the 2nd annual brony convention.
Costumes are not required, but highly encouraged.
We look forward to enjoying the pleasure of your company.
With New Sincerity,
Rainbow Dash
Letter reads: “Your face is orange and your friend is bald.”
Letter reads :”I’m bangin your wife and I farted in your pipe.”
these are not the metal men you’re looking for
Beat me to it. =)
1. ~ Live at the Fillmore ~
The Allman Brothers!
2. Son,
Don’t drink the brown Kool-Aid.
Love,
Mom
3. Your lucky numbers are: 25 or 6 to 4
4. My cat eats donuts. That is all.
5. Congratulations, You have been accepted to Miskatonic University. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
50 Shades of Gray – E L James
Chapter 1…
post reboot – you’ll never be seen again
Porky Pig has swine flu – you’re on in five
My little ponies have captured the Tardis – send help
5) 1÷0=?
6) Someday we’ll find it / the Rainbow Connection / The lovers, the dreamers and me…
7) Reminder: Dr. Will Magnus has an optometrist appointment this upcoming Tuesday.
All SLACK. All “Bob” Dobbs.
All ONE! See. See.
SLACK. SLACK. SLACK.
To whom it may concern. We have laced your pipe with LSD!
congrats your a father of eight
1) YOU stared at a care bear, now WE get to stare at you
2) You are my slave signed Billy the Blue Ranger!
Dear Sir,
You have won yourself a free portrait done by Peter Max!
Soylent green is people.
Letter: R
Letter reads: “Inspector Gadget, this letter will explode in three seconds!”
Letter reads: “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.”
Letter reads: “Dear Sir, we regret to inform you that your ‘sane vision’ contract has expired.”
Letter reads: “They legalized gay marriage! We can finally elope!”
B
(The letter is a giant B, get it ? Yeah, bad pun are bad)
1: “Thank you for participating in our survey. Please enjoy our cannabis-scented thank-you letter.”
2: “Your pinup is enclosed within this letter.”
3: “Dear Thomas, hope you enjoy that “trip” you were talking about going on. Love, Mom.”
“Taste the Rainbow!”
3) Have you never been mellow… before?
4) Confucious say you will have a rainbow swirly day!
1: Warning! Do not handle giant hit of acid with bare hands!
2: Greetings: You’ve been drafted!
3: Isn’t the guy who delivered this gay?
4: Brought to you by the letter R. R is for Rainbow.
1. if you see a spiraling rainbow your gay
2. you have won a trip to corusant, the city planet, and become a Jedi. (just dont look at a spiraling rainbow)
8) I replaced your contact lens solution with LSD. Good luck.
Letter: This is Psychic paper. It shows you what I want you to see.
Second Panal: And I want you to see; swirly rainbows! Muahahahaha!!!!! My evil plan has worked! Signed: My Dasterdly Pony.
-the new skittles slogan will be, see the rainbow
-there are lots of important things that u really must read on this paper, and to keep it out of enemy hands we wrote it in invisible ink
with care from the CBSS (Care Bear Secret Services)
5) Dear Sir, Congratulations our tests show that you do an active X-gene!
We at the Xavier Institute would like to help you train your GIFT of…
Creating Rainbows… to its fullest. Please send your reply to Hank McCoy
or Jean Summers 56 Institute Lane Bayville, Ny, 11201
Signed, Hank McCoy
1. WARNING: Staring at this paper for extended periods of time may result in funk.
2. Disco is back.
3. You’ll never guess what I put in your pipe.
4. When you open your eyes, the world will become funk.
5. Open your eyes! Look what the world has become!
Dear Fellow Transexualian (we’ve been watching you via this rainbow sonic transducer),
You have been recruited to help bring “Dr. Frank-N-Furter” back to Life! Here is what you must do. You must bring people together for a flash mob of the “Time Warp!” If done correctly, “Dr. Frank-N-Furter” will then come back to Life! It is scheduled for “(it’s just a) Jump to the Left, with hands up and a Step to the Right!” It will start at the time of “(with your hands on your hips) Bring your knees in Tight”
Sincerely,
“Brad! Janet! and Dr. Everett V. Scott”
Good news:You are a winner of 1,000,000,000,000 dollars.
Bad news:It costs you your life!
We know your secret. Signed the LGBTQ.
Welcome back to 1973
Your mission, if you chose to except it, is to infultrate the gay pride march. This message will self destruct into a rainbow whirlwind.
I put acid in your pipe. Signed, Wil Wheaton
5: Dear sir: We have found no treatment for your unusual condition of creating rainbows whenever you defecate.
6: Selsun Blue regrets to inform you of a recall of our product. An impurity of the formula causes unusual effects when the user sweats.
7: Our Nigerian King needs your help with processing a bank account. If you will provide the following information, we will share the money.
“Dude…what if we were all just DRAWINGS on PAPER?”
If you fail to forward this chain letter to at least 10 people, the next Green Lantern crossover event will come to your city and at least three of your supporting cast will be killed off or made into minor villains.
“Tune in, turn on, drop out.
Love,
Timothy.”
Letter: Somewhere, over the rainbow sky.
Letter: Warning! Smoking tobacco may cause cancer, rainbow of the eyes, death and giant, swirling rainbow portals to loom behind you.
This sheet has been soaked in LSD, have a nice trip.
“This page intentionally left blank.”
“What is written on this piece of paper is a lie
– signed, the guy who just broke your mind”
Not an entry, but does anyone else imagine this is the music that should be playing during panel 3? Or is it just me?
Congratulations, you have won a trip to pepperland!
–Billy Shears
Okay, this is an old internet joke that only Futurama fans will really understand, and honestly works better with a picture, but:
2.”From the Desk of Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth,
Good news, everyone! I have invented a device that allows you to imagine my voice while you read this letter.”
This scheme of yours is insane…
Then again i just did pot…..
8: If you can read this, you’re too close.
9: Please disregard last message.
10: If yuo’re albe to raed tihs, gvie yousrelf a raibnow!
11: (Both sides, every panel) To keep a moron busy, see other side.
i just thought of something:
On the paper:
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. Obey Hypnotoad! *Picture of Hypnotoad*
2. This paper is coated in skin-absorbent LSD
3. That wasn’t alka seltzer…
4. That’s not tobacco in the pipe…
We’ve replaced his normal tobacco with “Cap’n Tripps Special Reserve”. Lets see if he can tell the difference.
“His name is Snoop Lion now…”
Dear Sir,
We are proud to inform you, you have won all of Hendrix’s secret drug stash!
To whome it may concern
You have failed to keep up on your loan payments.
Therefor, we have called the Lollipop Gang to collect your debt.
They will be at your house shortly.
Goodbye
*insert three panels onto page creating an infinite loop of image of image on image*
I’ll tell you a riddle. You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?
Please fill out form 7-C before reading this paper.
I am The Eggman, they are The Eggmen, I am The Walrus GooGoo Gachoob!!!!
Thank you sir for purchasing “Sitar Music of the 60’s” This letter is laced with LSD so you can actually ENJOY this crap!
3. “WARNING! This sheet has been contaminated with a contact-transmitted strain of meningitis. Do not handle without gloves.”
Letter: Dear sir,
What if c-a-t, really spelled dog?
Sincerily,
You’ve Been Mindblown
1. “Dear sir.
I am afraid you have a severe case of rainboweyetis.
Yours,
Your Doctor.”
2. “The next sentence is false. The last sentence was true.”
3. “ROSEBUD.”
LOL! This is going to be a hard one to top, so I’m not even going to try.
The Cake Is A Lie.
1. That isn’t tobacco.
2. Clark Kent is Superman.
3. I was phone.
OK folks, contest’s over. Judging in a bit.