Monthly Archives: May 2008

Random Panel: This week in sexism: Even women physicists are bundles of fluff.

The real shame is that you’re such a sexist pig you forgot her brain

Caption Contest 11: Dammit Jim!

Come up with the best caption for this random comics panel and you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) by professional artist Jeff Hebert!

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Be sure to note which balloon gets which dialog in your entry. For example:

Spock-ish guy: Now that I've been taken over by Eclipso, I find your emotional outbursts highly amusing.
Kirk-ish guy1: Dammit Spock, you've got to snap out of it!
Kirk-ish guy2: And why isn't this Vulcan Nerve Pinch working?!
Spocki-ish guy: How can you have scored with that many females and yet still think that's my neck?

Note that the last balloon has an ambiguous pointer (not that there's anything wrong with that) and could be going to either character.

Anyway, as always, the rules are:

  1. No more than three entries per person;
  2. Keep it appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom (i.e. no swearing);
  3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!

Caption Contest 10 Winner!

The winner of Caption Contest 10 is ... The Grizz!

I can’t take any more of this Hannah Montana!

Many thanks to all entrants, this was a pretty good bunch. Here are some of the other ones that made me laugh:

Top Balloon- Well, at first I thought Hell was going to be awful.
Bottom Balloon- However, I didn’t count on Rasputin to be such a good baker. Cyanide cookies are a lot more tasty than they sound.

top: aaw man!
BOTTOM: Is it always like this in here after burrito night?

top bubble-Odious Kamodius?
bottom bubble- Rhyming in hell? Is this, Dr. Suess’s “you only go to hell once?”

Top Balloon: “Holy Slanted Floors!”
Bottom Balloon: “Who knew Hell was constructed from old Batman TV series sets?!”

By the way, BrokenSlot never got back to me about his prize for Caption Contest 9. If anyone knows him or her, please pass the word to get in touch with me. Thanks!

Random Panel: Please let that be a fight going on off-panel …

I shudder to imagine what he thinks fun might be 


Mini colors

I'm continuing to work on the basic functionality and code for the series of HeroMachine Minis we'd like to do. One of the neat features -- not Earth-shattering or anything, just a fun little addition -- I've installed is a color guide:

Color palette

When you mouse over a color, the line of text at the upper right tells you what that color is named. It "sticks" as well, always showing you what the currently selected color is. This should be helpful for color-blind folks using the program, but I think it'll still be a nice little addition for everyone who's wondered "What the heck color is that, anyway?"

Most of the names are from Photoshop, so don't blame me if they seem silly!

On the coding side, the applet is turning out to be much easier to program and much tighter. It will hopefully be much easier to "skin" and change, allowing for faster updates and additions down the line. That's the hope, anyway. I've learned a lot about writing code in the past five years that I can implement in the new version to make it all work faster, better, and more easily. The next big challenge is the scaling control.

Mashup 11: The Great Escape

It's time once again for me to take one (and only one) panel from each of ten randomly selected comic books and try to make a story out of them. This week's bunch included "Rocky and Bullwinkle", which is always a challenge, so we'll see how it goes. I'm continuing the "serious" story attempts, and the panels selected include wild teenage parties, skeleton-wearing jungle hunters, slimy prisons, and using all our brains. So here goes!
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Random Panel: I sure hope 'sister' doesn't mean 'nun'. And that your sister is hot.

I’m your endless lover! A fact we should tell my sister about, don’t you think?

Random Panel: Dating buzz-crushes

Relax. Nothing you’ve got can hurt me.

Random Panel: Not really helping the rumor mill here, guys

Either we take this outside or we get me a catcher’s mitt!

Good onomontoPOWia — the ice cracketh

I tend to mockery on this blog, but I only kid because I love comics so much. Oh, and I'm a jerk. BUT I do think it's important to recognize examples of good work from time to time, and it's in that spirit that I offer up this page from "The Flash" #116:

kk-kk-koom!

A giant glacier sheet has begun moving on Central City, and has just breached the dam. I love the chosen onomontoPOWia; the "kk-kk" immediately brought to mind the sound of ice cracking and creaking. The colorist has complemented this nicely by using a cool whitish purple for the letters, reinforcing the idea that something cold is making the noise. The KOOM! brings home the sharply different effect of a concrete dam finally exploding, again strengthened by the color choice of red and yellow.

This is a great example of onomontoPOWia done well. Everything works together -- the lettering, the actual art, the coloring, the panel layout -- to give the reader that uniquely comics experience of dynamic action frozen in time (no pun intended) while still moving forward.

I want to expound on that for a moment. A friend of mine once told me that music is an art form that exists only in time. Movies are the same way. They are art only so long as they are moving forward; once they stop, the artistic experience stops except in the memory of the person who experienced it. Yes, you can see music written on a sheet, or study individual film cells, but it's not living, breathing art at that stage.

Comics, on the other hand, exist independent of time. You can hold it in your hand, look at an entire page all at once, put it aside and pick it up later, and it's still the same coherent art piece. You don't have to experience it as it plays out, you can stop, go forward or back, skip around, and do whatever you like with it. Even while you're consuming a panel your eye can jump to the next one, or you can leaf back to the previous page.

That uniquely comic effect -- that ability to exist both in time and outside of it as an art form -- shows clearly on this page. We're very much in the moment of action with the dam exploding, the sound echoing about us, and we're pulled into a close-up of two characters experiencing it along with us. But we're not limited to that reaction shot, our attention can bounce back and forth between them and the frozen explosion, setting up a wonderful sensory experience.

Which is really amazing considering that all of it is just ink on paper.

(Image and character ©1996 DC Comics, “The Flash”, #116.)