Category Archives: Caption Challenges

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #58

Welcome to yet another edition of our weekly caption contest here on Heromachine. Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:

sm and bc 01

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 13th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #57: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:

Batman

This particular contest had a slight lack of turn out for it, so instead of giving a top five like I normally do I am instead going to just announce the winner.

 

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #57

Well boys and girls after a week off because of the holidays, it is once again time for your caption contest. Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialogue for the following image.

Batman

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 6th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption COntest #56 – Results

Two weeks ago I asked you all to give me you best dialogue for this image:

Superman Christmas

and these are my top five out of the entries given.

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cantdraw
Hey kids, Superman here! Let’s see what happens when we mix a dried-out Christmas tree, lighted candles, and an ol’ geezer in a flammable Santa suit. Yule-time fun…oh…er…I mean, only you can prevent Christmas tree fires.
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Herr D
TWO men who can fly around the world at incredible speeds, have base at the extreme North, move through lit fires unharmed, and care if you’re naughty or nice? Course we’re bros!
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Skoul 
Now who wants me to use my X-Ray vision to tell them what they’ve got?
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Sabrina
 Sorry, children, but I’m staying behind the tree. I’ve had too many bad experiences with Lex Luthor and Christmas presents that ALWAYS seem to be Kryptonite.
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Phatchick
Jimmy Olsen, get out of line! I’ve told you before, you’re too old to sit on Santa’s lap!
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And your winner is ……………………………………

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #56

Well folks, it is time for our weekly Heromachine caption contest  and this this week I want your best dialogue for the following image:

Superman Christmas

There are a few changes to the contest this week due to next week being Christmas. So instead of just one week, you will get two weeks to submit your entries as I will not being doing a contest next week. Secondly there are no limits this week, feel free to submit as many entries as you like. Be sure to submit your entries by 3 PM Eastern time December 30th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #55 – Results

Last week I asked you all for your best dialogue for the following image:

Bucky and Cap 1

 

Here are my top Five entries:

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punkjay

Buckey: Wait Cap It’s Christmas the mall is packed you’ll be trampled

Capt. America: Sorry Buckey but I must get the Batman TV DVD box set!

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TOOL 
Bucky: Please dont take it away, I promise I wont go sledding on your shield anymore!

Cap: That’s the last straw mister, I am gonna tell on you to Santa.

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Sabrina 
Bucky: Wait! I can’t go out in public like this!

Captain America: If Batman’s sidekick can wear the tights, boy, then so can you!

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redligerwing59 
Bucky: Cap, I’m sorry,but i did’nt know what else to do.!

Cap:Thats it, Bucky were through! I’ve told you and I’ve told you, My shield is not to be used as a pizza dish.

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leonides11 
B: But you promised!!!!

C: You can sit in Santa’s lap another time.

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And our winner is ……………………………..

 

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #55

Once again we find ourselves facing another Wednesday, and that means aanother caption contest! So your challenge this week is to give me dialogue for BOTH word bubbles in the following image:

Bucky and Cap 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday December 16th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #54: Results

Last Week I asked you all to give me you best dialogue for this image:

image

and the top five are:

Herr D

Guys? I can break this streetlight without hitting it . . .

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Herr D

Oh, good; I thought my Spidey sense wasn’t working . . .

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Sabrina
My what a big chin you have, my dear! And don’t tell me it’s all the better to smash me with.
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Skoul 
Shut up! I’m the one who talks to the viewers!
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redligerwing59
Listen! calm down its Betty Brant I’m trying to hook up with not Betty Ross.
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And the winner is ……………………………………………..

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #54

once again we find it is time for a new Caption Contest! This weeks image that you need to dialogue for me is as follows:

image

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday December 9th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #53

Greeting boys and girls, it is once again time for our weekly caption contest! This week I ask of all of you to look at the following image and give me your best funny replacement dialogue for it:

Cobra 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday December 2nd.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!