Caption Contest #127

Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Sep 26th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

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14 Responses to Caption Contest #127

  1. Treasure Hunter says:

    Did someone call for a hero?

  2. Logan Gray says:

    1. I bring you this sub of peace.

    2. This is where Jared touched me.

    3. I asked for spicy Italian, not veggie

  3. MLS says:

    This is my sandwich. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

  4. Dan says:

    Ari Shaffir journal entry #6. Need name for journal. Just stole sandwich. Worth it.

  5. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. Don’t worry, I’ll hold the mayo!

  6. NathandrielAvyarr says:

    1. I shall confiscate this sandwich in the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus.

    2. Do not fear, this piece of food will never harass you again.

    3. You cannot grasp the significance of such a fine meal. You shan’t have it!

  7. Calvary_Red says:

    1. “Nacho cheese!? That’s it, no one gets any of this sandwich until you come back with cool ranch Doritos!”

  8. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    2. I call it the longwhich!

  9. Katmir says:

    1) Three months without rotting? It’s undead, Jim.
    2) The Sheriff of Nottingham accepts your contribution to the kingdom.
    3) My bologna has a first name, it’s F – R – eaking – Mine..!

  10. The Atomic Punk says:

    I appreciate the bribe but the Don was very specific with his instructions.

    Is this a grinder or a hoagie?

    Why do I need a sword to slay a dragon when I have this sandwich?

  11. Herr D says:

    1. Thank you for cutting up the extra onions . . .
    2. I ground his bones to make this bread.
    3. I made her a sub–but she can reach her mouth to eat this sandwich with her chains on.

  12. CantDraw says:

    Can I smoke this?

  13. Frankie says:

    “No hero for You! Next!”

  14. JEFF WOOD says:

    This is not the hero I want. It’s the hero I deserve.