Caption Contest #128

Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Oct 10th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13

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14 Responses to Caption Contest #128

  1. Matt W. says:

    Come to Madame Drucilla’s House of Heavenly Delights.
    This week only, buy one Basic Prostate Massage and get a free upgrade to the Deluxe Prostate Massacre.
    Restrictions apply.
    Not valid in Thailand, Egypt, Guam, Uzbekistan, or Chad (he is not into that sort of thing).

  2. WillyPete says:

    1. “You are too small to hurt the likes of me!”
    2. “You know what they say! The Bigger you are…”
    3. “The harder you fall!” 😀

  3. Frankie says:

    1. “Coward!”
    2. “Prepare to be double-fisted!”
    3. “Oof! I think that was her whole head.”

  4. Soldering Gunslinger says:

    Ha! Women are known for their weak upper body strength!
    It does not matter when you know where to hit!
    Good point…

  5. Simon says:

    That’s the last time I let Deadpool use me for a ‘Fastball special’

  6. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    Giant: I’m huge!
    Namorite: Not from where I’m looking.
    Giant: And I thought frost giants were cold.

  7. LoganGrayHyde says:

    A. 1. Time for hide and go seek. 2. Found them. 3. Now you’ve hidden them from me

    B. 1. I always wanted to be a woman. 2. Let me help. 3. Oh nuts

    C. 1.I see you. 2. Wish I could say the same. 3. What did you hit?

  8. CantDraw says:

    1. Because he looks like Kenny Rogers:
    Giant: You’ve got to know when to hold ’em…
    Girl: Know when to fold ’em…
    Giant: Know when to walk away…gently

    2. Giant: You’ll never get an onomatopoeia out of me
    Girl: I’ll bet your balls.
    Giant: Awww, nuts!

    3. Giant: Help, I’m choking on a nut!
    Girl: I can help!
    Giant: I meant peanut!

  9. BastionDin says:

    I hope he wearing clean underwear

    Glad I wore clean underwear

  10. Frankie says:

    Observation: If you replace the “H” with a “T”, you get NUTKRAKK!

  11. Herr D says:

    1. Giant: I can reach so HIGH! Flyer: I can take your VOICE higher! Giant: [falsetto font] yep!
    2. Giant: I can do great damage! Flyer: #MeToo! Giant: [falsetto font] yep!
    3. Giant: UP! Flyer: In! Giant: [falsetto font] Down?

  12. Frankie says:

    !. “Ha! At last!”
    2. “Whose underwear is under there?”
    3. “Nng. Whyyyyy?!”

  13. Tuldabar says:

    Giant: Okay, my audition’s up!
    Girl: Change of plan: We need more sopranos!
    Giant: Wait! My range only goes up to-AAAAAAHVE MARIIIIIIIIIA!!!!!

  14. Treasure Hunter says:

    Him: Orange who? Her: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Him: No…

    Him: What yearly exam? Her: Rectum. Him: Rectum… you hardly knew him.

    Him: What was that? Her: Turn your head and cough. Him: Her-knee-a.