Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Oct 10th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13
Come to Madame Drucilla’s House of Heavenly Delights.
This week only, buy one Basic Prostate Massage and get a free upgrade to the Deluxe Prostate Massacre.
Not valid in Thailand, Egypt, Guam, Uzbekistan, or Chad (he is not into that sort of thing).
1. “You are too small to hurt the likes of me!”
2. “You know what they say! The Bigger you are…”
3. “The harder you fall!” 😀
2. “Prepare to be double-fisted!”
3. “Oof! I think that was her whole head.”
Ha! Women are known for their weak upper body strength!
It does not matter when you know where to hit!
That’s the last time I let Deadpool use me for a ‘Fastball special’
Giant: I’m huge!
Namorite: Not from where I’m looking.
Giant: And I thought frost giants were cold.
A. 1. Time for hide and go seek. 2. Found them. 3. Now you’ve hidden them from me
B. 1. I always wanted to be a woman. 2. Let me help. 3. Oh nuts
C. 1.I see you. 2. Wish I could say the same. 3. What did you hit?
1. Because he looks like Kenny Rogers:
Giant: You’ve got to know when to hold ’em…
Girl: Know when to fold ’em…
Giant: Know when to walk away…gently
2. Giant: You’ll never get an onomatopoeia out of me
Girl: I’ll bet your balls.
Giant: Awww, nuts!
3. Giant: Help, I’m choking on a nut!
Girl: I can help!
Giant: I meant peanut!
I hope he wearing clean underwear
Glad I wore clean underwear
Observation: If you replace the “H” with a “T”, you get NUTKRAKK!
1. Giant: I can reach so HIGH! Flyer: I can take your VOICE higher! Giant: [falsetto font] yep!
2. Giant: I can do great damage! Flyer: #MeToo! Giant: [falsetto font] yep!
3. Giant: UP! Flyer: In! Giant: [falsetto font] Down?
!. “Ha! At last!”
2. “Whose underwear is under there?”
3. “Nng. Whyyyyy?!”
Giant: Okay, my audition’s up!
Girl: Change of plan: We need more sopranos!
Giant: Wait! My range only goes up to-AAAAAAHVE MARIIIIIIIIIA!!!!!
Him: Orange who? Her: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Him: No…
Him: What yearly exam? Her: Rectum. Him: Rectum… you hardly knew him.
Him: What was that? Her: Turn your head and cough. Him: Her-knee-a.