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Ok guys, it's time for another caption contest. This week I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this still:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Oct 24th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13
Three middle-aged nerds (including yours truly!) review all of the MCU movies in chronological order. Short, funny, and full of good vibes, check it out and let us know what you think!
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That moment you realize pipe cleaners don’t freeze in space.
1. “THAT makeover expert–was no expert at all!”
2. “Touch uhve gra-ay-ay. EYE WEEL GET BY!”
3. “There is only ONE thing that makes me believe in aliens . . .”
1. If I have to say lines like: “Let’s kick some ice!” or “Alright, everyone! Chill!”, I will quit the role of Mr. Freeze.
2. Yes, I controlled Darth Vader, but did you know I also controlled Arnold Schwarzenegger in Batman & Robin?
3. The cold never bothered me anyway.
…And please tell Dr. Evil to “chill”.
1. Fear me for I am Stove Man!!!
Do you see that guy over there? I think I know him. Gimme a sec.
1. Oh, but, I’m not the one in prison… you are!
2. I will say “hello” to my niece Girmar for you when I get to Mars.
3. I’m also available for satellite TV reception.
He was right. Caterpillars!
1. )”That was COLD, Caped Crusader! But not so cold as you soon will be!” {Maniacal Laughter}
2.)”The Warden is complaining how much it costs to maintain my Cell at this temperature. Tell him to… CHILL!”
3.) “I would like ot offer you a deal, Commissioner Gordon… You obtain a pardon for my past crimes, and let me go free… and I will solve Gotham City’s Global Warming problem…. forever!” 😀
1. I laughed until I was blue in the face.
2. Am I Dr. Freeze or Dr. No? Who knows.
3. I’m so blue balled
“Sure, it turns your skin blue, but when I grow my hair back, I will be having the last laugh!”
1. “You thought Schwarzenegger’s accent was weird? WILD!”
2. “I’ve been making ice puns since before it was cool.”
3. “Just look what you’ve done, Batman, I’m late for my waxing appointment.”