Mashup postmortem

I don't think anyone noticed, but I didn't publish a "Monday Mashup" last week or today in favor of exploring the "Comic Book Improv" concept instead. So I'd like to take this chance to get your thoughts on the whole Mashup experiment. Was it good, bad, or indifferent? Would you like to see it return, or stay blissfully dead? If you want it to come back, what did you like or dislike about it?

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Comic Book Improv results

For the first Comic Book Improv, apparently I will be creating a short comic book featuring the origin of "Stonewall" Jaxon, PI. Set in a major Earth city, at some point Stonewall will encounter some Ninja cheerleaders.

You might be asking yourself, "Self, how does that make any sense?" And your self will say "Dude, seriously, quit talking to me, it's weird."

Tune in next Monday to see the results of this first experiment! It's not often you get the opportunity to see someone potentially fail so massively, so don't miss it.

Epic Fail

Random Panel: When New Yorkers leave the city …

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Super power drawbacks

Super powers are usually presented as all up-side. But there are always drawbacks to any ability, and this week I got to thinking about what powers would have their pluses outweighed by their minuses.

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Here are my thoughts on them, I'm curious to hear how you parse out the choices.

  • Immortality: The drawback here is having to see all of your loved ones, all of your enemies, everything you ever knew or loved turn to dust in what will feel like the blink of an eye. That would suck. And you'd want some way to make sure that not only would you be immortal, but immortally young. Living forever as a shriveled, disease-ridden, pain-wracked husk is not exactly optimal.
  • Precognition (ability to see the future): If you know how everyone around you -- including you -- is going to die, wouldn't that ruin your day? And if you knew in advance what everyone was going to say or do, with no surprises ever, life it seems would hardly be worth living.
  • Super strength: I would be terrified of crushing my loved ones when I went in to hug them. Or of killing someone accidentally with an incautious swing of the arms. I'd feel like a bull in a china shop, constantly on edge.
  • Telepathy: I'm pretty sure we're all better off not knowing what we're all really thinking.
  • Time travel: The Butterfly Effect would be a huge pain in the butt here, as I'd come back to my regular timeline only to discover that something I did in the past accidentally killed off all of humanity. Oops. No thanks, I can do without that level of responsibility.

Random Panel: Michael Jackson in 2025

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Contest 24 Winner: The Marshall

Jonny and I have finished his illustration prize for winning Caption Contest 24, and it's his own creation called "The Marshall". Here was Jonny's description:

I call him the Marshall. Picture super agents meet old west cowboys. Fedora,buckskin jacket,biker boots, and underneath it all is high tech bodyarmor. The Marshall always has a smile on his face no matter the circumstance. Lamb chop sideburns,and Rayban style shades are his hallmark. Standard issue sidearm in a thigh holster ,and if he is expecting trouble a submachine gun completes the kit. The Marshall is a combo of Nick Fury,John Wayne,and James Bond.

I added a toothpick, but it seemed to fit. And while that might be more of a snarl/grimace than a smile, I think it turned out really well:

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Don't miss your chance to win your own custom illustration in Caption Contest 25, going on now!

Random Panel: I don't think Chuck Norris and "art" belong in the same sentence …

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Chimp spit

I'd say that giant space-going chimp blimps that spit lasers -- literally -- accompanied by the following onomontoPOWia effects are right up there at the top of the Awesome List:

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I don't know about you, but I can never get enough of space monkeys flinging their bodily excretions with a mighty "POOT" or "PTUI". That's the kind of thing that makes comics great, my friends.

(Image from “Rocket Raccoon”, Vol. 1, No. 3, ©1985, Marvel Comics Group.)

META: Out of town

I'm heading out of town to Louisiana for a wedding (not mine!) today, returning Sunday. I've got a number of posts scheduled to go up so by all means check in as usual, but if I'm slow responding to comments, that's why.

Random Panel: Lost scenes from "Pulp Fiction", Gimp edition

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