Mashup 19: Any landing you can walk away from …

Fire and steel rain from the skies in this week’s edition of the Monday Mashup, wherein I take one (and only one!) panel from each of ten randomly selected comic books to make a somewhat coherent story. With that we jump right into our tale of secret government tech and drunken bar fights.

Continue reading

Random Panel: Is he going to EAT that phone!?

jonsable-10-b-whatifichoke.jpg

Random Panel: Yes, now put this maple syrup on, Henri

warp-1-f-eatfrenchlover.jpg

Random Panel: Actually, yes, that's exactly what it means

jonsable-10-d-straight.jpg

Unnatural congress

Despite the fact that I live on a small ranch with lots of animals around, I had no idea that if you combined a sheep with a cow the resultant hybrid would transform from a placid, cud-chewing “moo cow” to the dreaded exploding “BaaaKow”:

darkstars-2-baakooow.jpg

Now, thanks to comic books, I realize we fence the cows off from the sheep for a reason. What Darkstar was doing there during the unnatural congress between the sheep and the cow, however, I frankly don’t want to know.

Random Panel: And stay away from the Underpants Gnomes too while you're at it

jonsable-10-c-watchmoose.jpg

FaceMaker Preview

For those of you willing to roll the dice on a very early beta program, I’d love to hear what you think of the first pass at the FaceMaker applet I’ve been working on. Only about half of the item slots have content, but the feature set is complete and I think there’s enough “there” there to get a sense of how it’s all going to operate. If you get a chance in the next few days, please head over to the temporary home for the beta and give it a twirl:

https://www.heromachine.com/ugo/facemaker4.htm

If your Internet connection is a bit on the slow side, be advised that the applet is about 540KB.

I’m going to be slammed until Monday or Tuesday working on a custom HM-style designer for UGO (last minute deal, huge rush, etc.) so I won’t be tinkering with FaceMaker at all, making this the perfect time to gather feedback. Some things to look out for:

* Did the “Save” (i.e. Save as a JPG) feature work for you?
* Does the scaling feature work properly and act as you’d expect?
* Does being able to drag the features around help put together the right image?
* Do you like the ability to save your custom colors while you’re working?
* What kind of content is missing that you would want to be there in the final version (either whole new item slot categories or items within a category)?
* Any other thoughts you have about the applet overall, or about specific features, or anything in between.

Let me know what you think, any changes you think should be made to make it better, whether you think it’s worthwhile or not, how the interface works for you, concerns or reservations you have, or even (goodness forbid!) things you like about it.

Thanks in advance for any input you want to make!

Random Panel: Things you don't want to hear from your home inspector

darkstars-2-f-bigblackhole.jpg

Captain Obese? Really?

On the one hand, I have to give them credit for giving a hero to a group who routinely gets discriminated against. But on the other hand … Captain Obese? Really?

captain-obese-warp-1.jpg

So to recap, we have a really really fat guy (I can call him obese, it’s right in his name), who inhabits a fantasy world full of hot female elves, while wearing his underwear and sneakers. I fail to see what’s imaginary about any of this, I could find you two dozen real-life examples of exactly the same thing by spending half an hour at my local comics shop. And that’s not even including myself!

(Image and character ©1986, Don Lomax and WaRP Graphics, Inc., from the Annual which also includes “Thunderbunny”, sentient unicorns, and kung-fu pandas. I shit you negatory.)

Random Panel: Making a strong bid for "Detective of the Year" there pal

darkstars-2-c-flyingoutofwindows.jpg