Caption Contest 22: It's Manga time!

Our celebrity judge and co-host for this week’s Caption Contest is none other than Johanna Draper Carlson, of “Comics Worth Reading” fame! Many thanks to Johanna for coming up with the panel for our contest this time around; since she’s been instrumental in opening my eyes to what manga (Japanese comics, basically) has to offer, I asked her to pick a good panel from that world, and boy did she deliver:

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Johanna will also help judge the winner after all the entries are in, so don’t be afraid to go over to her blog and leave some nice sucking-up style comments! Flattery might not work, but then again, it might.

The rules are the same as always:

  1. Keep it clean, appropriate for a broadcast television prime-time show;
  2. Make your entry in the comments to this post;
  3. No more than three entries per person.

The funniest entry (as judged by Johanna and me) will win a free black and white custom illustration of whatever they like (within reason) by professional illustrator Jeff Hebert (that’s me!). So put on that funny cap and get to work! The contest ends next Monday night / Tuesday morning.

(Note: The contest is now closed and Johanna is deciding on the winner. Check back later today for the announcement!)

Random Panel: Did she say "Candy Strippers"?

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Getting it backwards

Sometimes you spend an inordinate amount of time on a project, and in the course of it come across a problem you just can’t solve. You struggle and struggle with it, and ultimately — after lots of fruitless effort — end up going with some half-assed workaround that’s incredibly inelegant and stupid, but which gets the job done. You hate doing it, but you just can’t figure out any other way, and there’s a deadline so you just say “To hell with it” and move on.

And then in a blinding flash of light some time later, the right solution comes to you and you realize you were going about the entire thing exactly backwards.

Naturally the insight comes much too late to do you any actual good, thus making you feel twice the fool for not having thought of it before.

This is the situation I am in currently with the whole “FaceMaker/HeroMachine 3” preview items. In HeroMachine 2.x, keeping the preview items updated was a big pain. I had to manually cut and paste the lineart in to the preview boxes, and manually rename the button to match the item. If I misspelled anything, it wouldn’t work. If I later wanted to change a name, I had to manually retype it in, again avoiding any silly mistakes. Adding new items was a pain.

So when I started working on this new code base upon which first the “HeroMachine Mini” apps would be built, and hopefully later HeroMachine 3, I wanted to figure out a way to have the preview items auto-populate. Only I couldn’t figure out how. I really didn’t want to go back to manually adding them all, but I couldn’t see any other way around it.

Until today, just now, when I finally finished adding all the art and all the programming and it’s too late to go back and change it all. So I’m going to have to manually add all the preview items in FaceMaker, knowing now that had I had this insight at the beginning instead of the end, I could have easily made it all work.

Very frustrating, even though at least now I see a way forward for the next version.

Of course I’m basically going to have to rewrite the program from scratch to make it all happen in the next version, which is also not appealing.

Feh. Sometimes a good insight too late is worse than never having had it at all.

MASHUP 22: Fashion show time!

Leaping out from the pages of my ten randomly selected comics this week was one pulse-pounding theme: Fashion Week. Haven’t you ever wondered where comics artists get their ideas for costumes from (besides whatever’s lying around the apartment at deadline, that is)? Luckily for you, we’ve got the interview to tell you!

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Random Panel: Bad reactions to asking a girl on a date

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The Iron Pirate

Deep thought while trying to fall asleep last night*:

Robert Downey Jr. does for “Iron Man” what Johnny Depp did for “Pirates of the Caribbean”. They both turned in performances so powerful, unique, and persuasive that they transformed what were essentially entertaining but pedestrian entertainment films into that special kind of moviegoing experience that stays with you long afterward — magic. An outstanding performance elevates the part being played from a character on the screen to someone who seems real. A great performance does the same for not only all of the other actors in the film, but the film itself.

And that is what both Downey and Depp have done with their mass-market vehicles. Pretty cool.

*Yes, I think about super-hero stuff sometimes while falling asleep. Sue me.

Contest 19 Prize: Callavera!

We’ve finished the prize for Caption Contest 19, won by HeroGallery. We decided to do one of his HeroMachine creations, Callavera (seen here). The first rough “pencil” sketch looked like this:

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HeroGallery requested some changes, specifically “could you made him stand, and one gun is pointed at the viewer and give him an angry expretion [sic] too”. So it was back to the drawing board (well, drawing mouse pad anyway) and we finally settled on this version:

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It’s not too late for you to win your own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like thanks to Caption Contest 21, going on now!

Random Panel: MightyGodKing, this panel's for you. Keep fighting.

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FaceMaker updated again

As just one example of how you can directly impact a real piece of software, I have updated the FaceMaker beta with a suggestion from YahooGroups member Peter Boughton. He pointed me to a grid of good skin tone colors and suggested I create a feature where you can apply the current item’s color to anything with skin. I cranked it out this morning and it’s now up at https://www.heromachine.com/ugo/facemaker5.htm.

All of the HeroMachine-based apps have improved by orders of magnitude thanks to people like Peter, willing to take the time to share their points of view and making great suggestions. Many thanks to him and to the hundreds of people over the years who have directly contributed to these applets.

I look forward to even more and better suggestions going forward, so if the thought of helping to contribute to a real piece of software appeals to you, get in there and start thinking!

Random Panel: Did the operations put those on your chest? Then that's why.

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