Caption Contest 21: Big Green Mama

It’s time once again for you to put on the Funny Cap and come up with the best caption for the comic book panel below. If your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason, I ain't redoing the Sistene Chapel Ceiling with super-heroes!) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert! Here’s this week’s challenge:


As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).

Good luck everyone!

64 Responses to Caption Contest 21: Big Green Mama

  1. Runt82 says:

    1) I love what you do for me…TOYOTA!

    (I feel old)

  2. Syzyx says:

    1) Sorry, boys. This kissing booth is closed.

    2) Hung jury? No, I prefer mine battered.

    3) And that’s what you get for wearing white socks with dark slacks!

  3. Rick says:

    Mama Spank!

  4. collex says:

    1.Please, can somebody shut off the fan now?!!!

  5. Katana12 says:

    1. I knew eating radioactive broccoli was bad for my health!

  6. HalLoweEn JacK says:

    I am woman! Hear me ‘SMECK’!

  7. Katana12 says:

    2. Smeck? What a dreadful name!

  8. Katana12 says:

    3. Why so serious? Just hang out for a bit!

  9. collex says:

    2. (singing) “I’m a mean green mother from outer space and I am BAD!!!”

    (kudo to the guy who catches the reference)

  10. Darklight says:

    1. I am not green with envy!
    2. This full body skin mask will catch on, jerks!
    3. No I will not make you fantasies of green alien women come true!

  11. jeff m says:

    “It’s raining men!”

  12. Sam B says:

    Its demi-plié, jump, demi-plié! Not jump jump jump!

  13. Ian says:

    1. Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate ….. She can stay my home ……..I KISS YOU!!!!!!!

    2. “Bad dates.”

    3. I SAID, bring me the Jolly Green Giant. Momma’s got a hankerin’ for some SALAD!


  14. Ian says:

    @Collex: Little Shop of Horrors?

  15. DJ says:

    1.”I love to stay at Y M C A”

    2.”You are nothing but tiny smecks to me fools!”

    3.”GIVE ME A Y!”

  16. DJ says:

    correct on my number one. “I love to stay at the Y M C A”

  17. JonnyDemon says:

    Places,places, I SAID GET TO YOUR PLACES!!!

  18. Hades says:

    Smecking counts as sexual harrasment

  19. Taskmaster says:

    (singing) It’s raining meeeeen, HALLELUYAH!

  20. HalLoweEn JacK says:

    My OnomontoPOWia is not weak!

  21. HalLoweEn JacK says:

    For God’s sake, Someone turn the gravity back on!

  22. collex says:

    @ Ian: Yep. That’s right.

  23. Sly_Guy says:

    (singing) hallelujah, it’s raining men!

  24. Denise Adams says:

    Can you believe I got these babies at wholesale!

  25. Xstacy says:

    I smell smecks and candy…

  26. Danny Beaty says:

    1. Whoever can hover for the longest amount of time can
    have me!
    2. I really need to go to the ladies room!
    3. Now fly!

  27. Joe says:

    1. Quiet, I already Smuck!

  28. Whit says:

    And if elected, I promise to kick butt!

  29. Whit says:

    2) You know what “smeck” means on Orion, don’t you?

  30. HeroComplex says:

    1) TADA!!! and now for my next trick…
    2) “more than a woman, more than a woman for me”

  31. Free2Ryhme says:

    1: See! I told you I could make you fly!!!!
    2: Well I was wondering. WHERE THE HECK IS THE TACOS!
    3: I’m not even going to ask……

  32. JudasFm says:

    1. For the last time, male Griinuns just LOOK like human females!

    2. Alright, so I didn’t shower this morning! No need to rub it in!

  33. Runt82 says:

    2) (as Agent Paul Smecker from Boondock Saints): “For a few seconds this place was Armageddon. It was a FIREFIGHT!”

  34. Loki says:


  35. Nitro says:

    Limbo Limbo time

    Simon says,create chaos

    now what

  36. Jester says:

    1. Smecks! Cheap smecks! Get ’em while they’re airborne!

    2. Victory, thy name is Smeck!

    3. I wanted CORN yellow! This is practically mustard!

  37. Runt82 says:

    3) Guys, unless your last name is Kirk and you fly in a spaceship, STOP trying to seduce me.

  38. Maxx says:

    1) What do you mean, this is an audition for the BLUE MAN Group?
    2) And after my juggling act, I will ride a unicycle!
    3) Okay, it’s green. You can move again.

  39. Frankie says:

    “Oh, i’m sorry. I guess I’m not Sure after all.”

  40. Frankie says:

    “No, wait. Let me redo that. I had meant to SMACK you all up.”

  41. Frankie says:

    “Boys, boys, boys. This is a courthouse, not a gymnasium.”

  42. Bixlord says:


  43. Bixlord says:

    GET BACK! I’m saving myself for Chuck Norris

  44. J.D.B. says:

    1.Get out of my way!! Its that time of the month again!!

    2.How dare you stare at my perfect breast!!

    3.When i ask you if my butt looks big you idiots are suppose to say no!

  45. EnderX says:

    No more green bean commercials! Don’t make me tell you again!

  46. awesomeman says:

    1. Fly, my pretties, fly!
    2. You men have no fashion sense!
    3. Mamma Mia was great! Don’t make fun of it!

  47. Al says:

    1. My ballet isn’t THAT bad, is it?

    2. Smeck, smack, smuck!

    3. Well, boys, there aren’t enough smecks for all of you, so some of you will have to share.

  48. Socrates says:

    1. Strong enough for a man.. P.h. balanced for a She-Hulk!
    2. I like you guys, but not in that way.
    3. I’ve told you MIB guys already.. I’m a mutant not an alien!

  49. rpgdrg7 says:

    1: Everyone out! I’m gonna hurl!
    2. You may have gotten Blade with tax evasion, but you won’t get me!
    3. Will someone turn that giant FAN off? I’ve lost four dates already!

  50. Joe says:

    2. Being green is way easier than you’ve heard.

  51. Bixlord says:

    I’ve become green with penis envy.

  52. collex says:

    STOP DOING THAT!!! I’m starting to feel dizzy. And you won’t like me when I’m dizzy.

  53. Joe says:

    3. Bringing the pain “from the valley of the Jolly Green Giant”

  54. Rensje says:

    1. “THIS is what I shaved my legs for?!”

    2. “I am VERY feminine!”

    3. “Just wait until I grow out of my blouse!”

  55. The Imp says:

    “…And for God’s sake, put some socks on! Deck shoes with no socks is so 1980s Don Johnson!”

  56. The Imp says:

    “Anyone that wants to work at my law firm BETTER pass the BAR exam!”

  57. Ballin' Boy says:

    1. OPRAH MAD!!!

    2. You just got served

    3. This is super-speed dating. Keep up

  58. Crinold says:

    Guys always need to fight *sigh*

  59. MLS says:

    “Bring me that girl and her dog. Take special care of those ruby slippers – I want those most of all. Now fly! Fly!”

  60. Brian says:

    1)”And thats how you do the intergalactic telekinesis tango!”

    2)”These guys will be flying right back when I rip through my shirt like the Hulk”

  61. ADRIAN!! says:

    Well they said i knock guys off their feet…

  62. I really need that new deodorant

  63. Jamie Mellor says:

    I got the x factor

  64. Migs says:

    1. Do I stink THAT bad?

    2. Come on, guys, let’s dance!!

    3. Smeck?! What’s that???